Dani

A bitch

[rotgospels]

there are only two genders. girlboss and male wife 

[shadyafcomebacks]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[tophatandboots]

New sewing machine: Nooo I need software updates.

My 1904 Singer 15: Just put your back into treadling, I can sew through more layers than you dare to attempt and I will still sew through them when the sun burns out if you remember to oil me

[marzipanandminutiae]

My digital watch from like 2004: perma-dead. You think a new battery will help? It laughs at your pain. It mocks your futile scrambling. Nothing can bring it back

My pocket watch from 1872: tick tock bitch

[dkpsyhog]

Planned obsolescence

[whitepeopletwitter]

[bear4butch]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Placeholder moustache

[theradicalace]

[regicide1997]

Call that a 5-o'clock foreshadowing

[cholera]

being bi means i like prettyboys and evilwomen

[teamrocketgender-deactivated202]

No Nuance November, Beauty edition:

1. The "no makeup" makeup trend is more physiologically damaging than any full glam makeup trend will ever be

2. 98% of the skincare industry is a scam

3. People feeling empowered by wearing makeup does not negate the fact that the beauty industry exists to capitalize on the insecurities cultivated by unattainable beauty standards

4. The #1 secret beauty ingredient that will give anyone and everyone perfect skin is wealth

5. Sunscreen is the most important skincare product

6. "all women are beautiful" completely glosses over the fact that beauty is seen as the social currency that women owe to society for merely daring to exist

[grimimelody-deactivated20260531]

“If it’s about a dad dating other dads, how come some of them have kids???”

[daggers-drawn]

[trans-corvo]

[k-rbie-blog]

everyone stop reblogging the chains that don’t include the trans flag challenge

[anemonequeen-moved]

[sodapoplio]

[kai-wildfang]

Can someone from the Pokemon fandom explain this, I don’t understand nurse Joy’s reaction.

[coolsville-ghetto]

Ho-oh is basically a minor deity, so nurse joy pretty much just heard this ten year old say “i threw a rat at a god.”

[camiluna27]

i threw a rat at a god

[logo-comics]

The best part? Pikachu is awake. Pokemon faint upon being defeated.

What Nurse Joy heard was more along the lines of “I threw a mouse at a god and the mouse won.”

[teacupfulofstarshine]

what is a king to a god

what is a god to a ten year old with an electric mouse

[sixmapleleafs]

I found this on tiktok and I laughed so hard so I thought I’d share on here

It’s so chaotic I love it

[the-privateer]

just so you guys are all aware, the only reason gritty exists is allegedly because the NHL made a rule that every team HAD to have a mascot and were apparently assholes about it. so the fliers made him as a chaotic fuck you. hell the first tweet made on his official account was a "sleep with one eye open" threat towards another mascot for making fun of his design

[0v9]

are we not going to talk about how he launched an entire sheetcake into that man’s face, probably killing him?

[journeymanfool]

gritty was canonically found in a sealed chamber below the flyers stadium and now has been literally unearthed to wreak havoc

[canadianinja]

My dad kept having trouble with my pronouns (they/them) so I told him to pretend I was a swarm of bees and it somehow helped

[oak-png]

the NB in Non Binary actually stands for Numerous Bees

[chrissongzzz]

[milky-katzchen]

They tried it

[shining-wizard]

Don’t think that my boy Andy doesn’t know that neither

[thewayistare]

he said i won’t get dragged on y’alls behalf

[futuristicballoondream-deactiva]

Aslo This:

[candiikismet]

👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[pettycentral]

[thetenderpassion]

[sailor--spoon]

Okay but using Karen for the betterment of others is a genius move I never could have seen coming

[ex-vd]

Be the good Karen you want to see in the world

[anarcho-occultism]

You can be a lawful evil Karen or a chaotic good Karen. Choose wisely

[retrogamingblog2]

Animal Crossing Star Fragment Lamp made by HylianStore

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[bunniope]

oh to cook with my wife and stand directly in front of cabinets and drawers she needs to open

[bandwagonaf]

I am a hockey blog, but tbh this the best Gritty take I’ve seen. Cities should just have monsters, sports or no sports.

[kaijuno]

vaporwave sounds like what drowning in a mall fountain would feel like

[hisvulcanboyfriend]

That’s exactly what it is

[dudekafkaesque]

goblin cat and squid grandma

[roach-works]

reblog if the girl on the right is just as beautiful as the girl on the left

[gingko-ghost]

They have teatime on Tuesdays!

[dudekafkaesque]

omg!!!!! 💛