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the best thing you will see all year
A cunning vampire door-to-door salesperson who stands in peopleâs doorways and talks until they can find a convenient moment to drop their pen and the person picks it up and the vampire says oh âThank youâ and the person says âyouâre welcomeâ and the vampire smiles a big fangy grin and steps inside And thatâs this vampireâs modus operandi for decades And then the language starts to change and suddenly millenials have homes and the vampire thanks them and they say âoh, no problemâ and the vampire is like ???????????????? this was not the plan
Millineals Are Killing the Vampire Industry
honestly the most unbelievable part of this is where millenials can afford to own homes
the second most unbelievable part of this is millenials answering their front doors for people they didnt know were coming over
I FOUND IT GUYS I SPENT HALF AN HOUR LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO AND ITS HERE
Always reblog peent.
*before clicking play*: IS THIS WHAT i THINK IT IS???
*clicks play*: IT ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
omg!! omg
Forever reblog.
Heaven let your eent shine down.
SOUND ON.
ALABAMA, MAKE THE RIGHT DECISION ON DECEMBER 12TH AND VOTE FOR DOUG JONES AS YOUR NEW SENATOR. DONâT FUCK THIS UP AND LET A PEDOPHILE (ROY MOORE) HOLD AN OFFICE POSITION.Â
DOUG JONES LITERALLY CONVICTED KKK MEMBERS 20+ YEARS AFTER THEY KILLED 4 BLACK GIRLS IN THE 1964 CHURCH BOMBING. ITâS EITHER HIM, A MAN WHO IS PASSIONATE ABOUT CIVIL RIGHTS, OR A VILE PEDOPHILE. BE SMART ALABAMA, BE SMART.Â
Roy Mooreâs youngest victims were 14. 14. Fourteen. He had sexual contact with a 14 year old child. (Hereâs a news story about it with a link to the the Washington Post article in the description if youâre more of a video person.)
Like, donât just say âheâs a pedophileâ and move on. That should be enough, but itâs not. Itâs implied that he actively looked around public places like malls and schools for children to prey on (one girl he picked up this way was 16, he found her while she was working at a mall as a frickinâ Santaâs Helper), and this was when he was already in his 30s and older.
This shouldnât be hard.
Bears playing with a balloon.
Was bummed out this morning, but then i saw this. Now i canât stop smiling.
These bears are big as shit
How tf did that balloon not pop
When he gets up and waddles after it!!!!!!
I WILL BE CENSORED AFTER DEC 14TH
Good, Iâve got your attention. Iâve heard about this net neutrality bullshit returning. I fought it when it started popping up a few years ago, and Iâm going to fight it again. Guys, itâs BACK AGAIN and even worse theres a big chance it will END UP PASSING!
https://www.battleforthenet.com/#bftn-action-form
This could literally mean a shit ton of you wont be able to see me anymore if your provider decides that they want to regulate/censor, sayyy overly sexual content. Youâll also have to pay extra money to even use Tumblr!
https://www.battleforthenet.com/#bftn-action-form
Please guys, we defeated this shit once, we can do it again. Theyâre trying to do it now while people are distracted by the holidays and fucking Justice League. As of today, it seems as though there have only been 266,810 calls made to Congress. This is NOT good enough!! MILLIONS of people use the net, and if each one of them took 60 seconds to call and protect it, holy balls do you KNOW how much of a difference that would make??? But noooo, youâre busy streaming an ecchi anime that wont be available to you soon!!!!!
Heres a direct link to make a difference (theres also links to other sites of the same nature on here), and yes, YOU can make a fucking difference because this is YOUR internet at stake here. If youâre not going to make the call, share this and maybe SOMEONE fucking will!! This is important as shit and we cant afford to lose. Dec 14th is the deadline.
https://www.battleforthenet.com/#bftn-action-form
I know this doesnât sound important butâŠ.
The reason they started this again is because⊠the timing.
Coincidence? I think NOT.
Everyone is so obsessed with something else, The FCC are manipulating us.
I seriously donât want to give up Tumblr and YouTube all together because of this crap..
:â(
Theyâre deleting it every 20 hours too, donât stop rebloging this!
âtheyâre burning all the witchesâÂ
ARTIST CREDIT
And there it is
And meanwhile, assholes with no sense of irony or history refer to the naming of sexual predators as a witch hunt.Â
Why Winona Ryder Doesnât Regret Opening Up About Depression
Twenty years ago, mental health was a taboo topic. After all, opening up about mental illness is difficult enough for anyone, let alone an A-list actress launching a Hollywood career. Today, Ryder says sheâs glad that she was so up front about depression and anxiety.
Gifs: PinnacleKS
mom!!!!!
I like Winona Ryder & I hate how little sheâs taken seriously bc of her mental illness when she was one of the first to open up about how toxic johnny depp was & how anti Semitic Mel Gibson was but pple literally called her cr*zy & threatened her career until she shut up.
the sun has no business tapping out at the tender hour of 5pm bitch i have depression
This is so fucking real it hurts
Favorite video of all time, always reblog
this is easily the best one. the slight facial expression change once he finishes talking. the horribly unnatural fall into the water. the nailed swimming animations. the ragdoll. this man is a national treasure
Millennial Sisyphus keeps entering all the information from his resume into the web form, only for it to delete everything when he tries to move to the next page. He just goes back and types it all up again, over and over again, forever, and he never gets a job.
Millennial Tantalus has been promised that his unpaid internship will become a paid position as soon as the company has space for him. Every week he sees their new job posting. Every week he asks his boss if he can have a real job. The boss shrugs apologetically and says heâll just have to make do with being paid in experience a little longer. He goes back and keeps working, over and over again, forever, and he never reaches the fruits of his labors.
Millennial Persephone canât get a job without a degree, but because she had to take out loans to pay for college, she must spend 1/3 of her life working just to pay them off.
Millennial Cassandraâs title is Social Media Coordinator, she was hired to be the expert, but every time she tries to explain the problems in her companyâs social media decisionmaking, the managers donât listenâŠand end up hiring expensive PR flacks to repair the damage to their reputation when things blow up exactly as she predicted.
Millennial Medusa uses multiple shades of primer and opaque foundation to cover the scars snaking across her face, hiding the bruises, aligning the asymmetry in her broken nose and jaw. Red matte on the lips, green shimmer on the lids. Flawless liner on the first try. Sheâs had lots and lots of practice. She films her transformation in secret for all to see and learn, and again, men are turned to anonymous stone faces screaming in horror. âLiar!â âWitch!â âTake her swimming on the first date!â These words do not discourage her. These words are a challenge. GlamGorgonXx posts another video.
Millennial Prometheus uploads another PDF to his site. Heâs lost track of the printing and edition of this textbook. He knows they just rearranged some of chapters then charge 150 dollars per copy, and the professor wrote the book himself. the ZIP fills uploads successfully, and he starts uploading the next one. He isnât afraid of the potential lawsuit. knowledge shouldnât held out of reach like this.Â
Millennial Circe screenshots all the lewd messages she gets from men on online dating sites and posts them on her very popular Instagram along with their pictures and usernames. When people accuse her of attempting to destroy their reputations, she insists sheâs just revealing them for the pigs they truly are.
Millennial Icarus has a Masterâs degree. He applies for a graduate job. He is rejected without being offered so much as feedback on his CV. He applies for another graduate job, at a slightly less prestigious firm. The result is the same. Another. The same. Wash, rinse, repeat. He remembers the advice his tutor gave him: âthe job market is saturated with people like you. Thatâs just how it is. Donât be ashamed to apply for entry level positions and work your way up. You donât always have to aim high.â He puts his degree certificate in his desk drawer, looks at it guiltily, and turns the key. He applies for five jobs one afternoon; in shops, bars, offices. Decent, paid work. He is rejected four times without recall, and once on his way out of the building after a decent enough interview. The weeks pass. He applies. He is rejected. Wash, rinse, repeat. Icarusâ shoes, the smart, shiny black ones he bought in preparation for meetings with potential employers, gather dust at the bottom of his wardrobe. And he forgets the rest of the advice his tutor gave him: âyou are worth more than just your time. Never settle for somewhere that wonât recompense you. Donât let them use you. You can aim too low, too.â He applies for an unpaid internship; six months, no salary, no expenses, an hour commute, no job guarantee. He loses the key to his desk drawer. The shoes he bought gather more dust; he wonât wear them, they look ridiculous, shoes which cost money to go to a job which pays none. He remembers that his tutor told him:Â âif you aim too high, youâll only fall further.â He forgets that his tutor told him: âif you aim too low, youâll never crawl your way back up.â And Millennial Icarus never falls, because he never flies.
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Rothirsch - red deer - Cervus elaphus by Olaf Kerber
You saw the god of the forest and you took pictures?
Dear whoever is reading this: I wish you a life full of warmth and happiness and love. I hope youâre okay. And if you arenât now, you will be.
New species of bat found, Niumbaha superba, and itâs adorable.
Oh wow! Iâm glad people are as excited about animals as I am. Hereâs some additional photos. Fun fact: this bat is so different from others that a new genus was created!
new bat!
BEE BAT
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Omg this is adorable!
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMVOMG LOOK AT THIS B E E BA. T IM SUPER EXCITED HOLY SCHNOODLE
I literally canât get myself to sit through movies that donât have women. Iâm like where the fuck are the women? Why are there so many men? This is boring as fuck goodbye
Even if itâs historically accurate?
as everyone knows, women were invented in 1990