glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts
Do Not Do This To Me
if this post hits 200k im printing it out and eating it
Achievement Unlocked:
Daily Recommended Dose of Fiber
Make an ill-advised promise within earshot of a gimmick blog.
Quick someone add a fucked-up car so we can get @identifying-cars-in-posts
1976-1977 Oldsmobile Cutlass
That car is not messed up enough. Here.
@identifying-cars-in-posts
1981-1983 Delorean DMC-12
I'll write a hauiku as a comment on this post and hope the bot sees
I’ll write a hauiku
as a comment on this post
and hope the bot sees
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
@identifying-horses-in-posts
Pretty horse!
@i-say-ok
ok.
@cat-spotted
CAT SPOTTED!!☆ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ
Fine kitty appearing during our time of need! This Delightful beast only appears once every 1000 years for the small price of $2.50!
Wizards I call thee
@absurd-construct @aileaxthevoidien @aroace-wizard @f4y3w00d5 @the-wizard-library @the-gnomish-bastard @the-gnomish-bastards-hat @the-illegal-wizard-council @thatgayforkcrow @the-kobold-bastard @blacktipreefsharkwizarding @slutty-wizard-council @sluttyambiguouswizard @thesluttyvampirewizard @chaos-family @combustion-witch @carnivalwizard @evilwizard @lil-adhd-wizard @greyhound-with-a-mega-wizard-hat @not-wizard-council-aristocrat @wizardvalshadar @wizardsisananimal @wizard-spells @wizard-council @a-mushroom-wizard @draco-the-chaos-quetzal @bobbyzombiegg @terrencetheshark14 @good-wizard @pollution-wizard @slymewitch @yourlocalbreadenthusiast @lixorloveslicorice @magical-bear-dubin @mynaemtony @ripleyalamode @inbox-clown @monsterfucker-research-wizard @the-moth-wizard-of-mayhem @wizard-detective-apprentice @detectivewizzard @goblinofthelaboratory @darkblade-the-unending-curse @ghost-of-a-swarm-of-bees @siley-the-wizard @the-shrimp-that-fried-rice @verylegalwizard @the-better-gnomish-bastard @the-adhd-sorcerer
THE WIZARDS ARE HERE ALONG WITH THE REST OF TUMBLR!
WE PRODUCE A LOT OF CARBON MONOXIDE
@carbonmonoxide-detector
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
45 ghosts found
NONE OF YOU would survive in Australia.
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