heavy questions

Izuku and Katsuki visit a forgotten uncle for the summer. Things are not what they seem. ((a gravity falls inspired au ask blog))

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glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts

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:)

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[tothechaos]

Do Not Do This To Me

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if this post hits 200k im printing it out and eating it

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Achievement Unlocked:

Daily Recommended Dose of Fiber

Make an ill-advised promise within earshot of a gimmick blog.

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Quick someone add a fucked-up car so we can get @identifying-cars-in-posts

[mysteryviolencesideblog3000]

Ok!

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1976-1977 Oldsmobile Cutlass

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That car is not messed up enough. Here.

@identifying-cars-in-posts

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1981-1983 Delorean DMC-12

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I'll write a hauiku as a comment on this post and hope the bot sees

[the-haiku-bot]

I’ll write a hauiku

as a comment on this post

and hope the bot sees

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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@identifying-horses-in-posts

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Pretty horse!

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@i-say-ok

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ok.

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@cat-spotted

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CAT SPOTTED!!☆ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ

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Fine kitty appearing during our time of need! This Delightful beast only appears once every 1000 years for the small price of $2.50!

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Wizards I call thee

@absurd-construct @aileaxthevoidien @aroace-wizard @f4y3w00d5 @the-wizard-library @the-gnomish-bastard @the-gnomish-bastards-hat @the-illegal-wizard-council @thatgayforkcrow @the-kobold-bastard @blacktipreefsharkwizarding @slutty-wizard-council @sluttyambiguouswizard @thesluttyvampirewizard @chaos-family @combustion-witch @carnivalwizard @evilwizard @lil-adhd-wizard @greyhound-with-a-mega-wizard-hat @not-wizard-council-aristocrat @wizardvalshadar @wizardsisananimal @wizard-spells @wizard-council @a-mushroom-wizard @draco-the-chaos-quetzal @bobbyzombiegg @terrencetheshark14 @good-wizard @pollution-wizard @slymewitch @yourlocalbreadenthusiast @lixorloveslicorice @magical-bear-dubin @mynaemtony @ripleyalamode @inbox-clown @monsterfucker-research-wizard @the-moth-wizard-of-mayhem @wizard-detective-apprentice @detectivewizzard @goblinofthelaboratory @darkblade-the-unending-curse @ghost-of-a-swarm-of-bees @siley-the-wizard @the-shrimp-that-fried-rice @verylegalwizard @the-better-gnomish-bastard @the-adhd-sorcerer

[queerbuwan]

THE WIZARDS ARE HERE ALONG WITH THE REST OF TUMBLR!

WE PRODUCE A LOT OF CARBON MONOXIDE

@carbonmonoxide-detector

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BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

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45 ghosts found

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NONE OF YOU would survive in Australia.

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Tumblr, everybody!

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We here at the Tumblr Association for the Conservation of Memes appreciate the team effort in providing a lush and diverse ecosystem for memes to thrive in.

[ask-gravitys-heroes]

Hizashi, what made you decide to take in your nephews this summer? I know Mitsuki asked you to but it does seem kind of out of left field considering neither boy seems to know anything about you

Not sure she realised it was just me out here - well, me and the radio crew! Plus, knowing that family, at least Izuku will be a nice boy; I assume his friend is too. 

Though if we’re talking family relations... Iida, Uraraka? You seen those two recently?  Being a trouble magnet can’t be genetic, right?

I’m pretty sure it is, Hizashi.

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Hizashi, are you married?

I’m flattered, listener! I’m probably too old for you though!

[ask-gravitys-heroes]

Man bakugou, you'd better watch out cuz one of these days Izuku's either gonna get fed up with you or he'll actually listen to the nasty shit you say to him and neither of those are gonna end pretty

Hizashi is busy with his stupid show, it’ll just take a second to find the damn nerd. Deku’s a loser but he isn’t stupid, he’d never do anything like that. 

I’m not scared, I just want this over and done with so he can help me with this fucking assignment. 

He’s in for a nasty suprise, huh?

[ask-gravitys-heroes]

guess who’s back, back again

gravity’s heroes is back baby!

[ask-gravitys-heroes]

Where do you think Deku's off to?

He- He knows I didn’t-

Whatever. He’s not that stupid, he’ll be fine out there. Its just some dumb trees and shit.

[ask-gravitys-heroes]

Hey Kacchan, why do you always wear a shirt with some hand signal on it?

It’s become tradition or shit, he makes me these shirts for birthdays and whatever. He ran out of easy signs ages ago, so its pretty random at this point.

[ask-gravitys-heroes]

Into the Woods - Part 2

[ask-gravitys-heroes]

Hey Izuku, I think the eyes are listening. Do you wanna talk to em?

There’s- there’s something off about these eyes. Other than the fact they are, well, eyes in trees.

[ask-gravitys-heroes]

Bakugou, why do you dye your hair? Also to Izuku, I think your freckles are absolutely adorable!

I- I bet he got lost or something. Damn nerd, I should probably go look for him.

[ask-gravitys-heroes]

Izuku, I don't mean to alarm you, but those trees have eyes.

I- I think I’m a bit worse than lost.I know the way home alright but... I’m not so sure thats helpful right now.

[ask-gravitys-heroes]

Quirks aren't common back where you guys come from ?

This really is some shit out of a TV show or something. It’s weird. I’m still not convinced this isn’t some messed up prank or hallucination or- or something.

[ask-gravitys-heroes]

Mic!!!!! Who's your nephew? I'm curious!!

[ask-gravitys-heroes]

Katsuki you don't have to tell anyone but me, but why did you hit that kid? You seem like someone who wouldn't want to get in trouble and obviously your smart enough to know you would get in trouble so why?

… I do like that book idea though.

[ask-gravitys-heroes]

What are your thoughts on the locals?

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Into the Woods - Part 1