Louis Diablo Midnight

Why am I doing this again?

[ask-midnight-3]

So.

My dad told me do make a blog or something to "engage with fans" or whatever his wording was...

This is dumb, but eh. Not like it's any extra costs.

Don't expect me to answer everything.

♪♪♪

Hullo, account creator here! Decided to hop on this thingy cuz

Yes

Anyways, byeeeee

[falling-stars-dont-go-far]

Fun tag game idea: say something that most of your followers wouldn’t actually know

I’ll start first: I am actually married. Irl. I have a husband. I know it’s surprising considering the Tumblr spouses, but my husband thinks it’s funny.

Open tags

[star-dew-chicken]

I have met satan-offical in real life and I’ve played the clarinet since I was 6

@stars-and-sharks @fangirlmenace

@pipatetka-be-cranking @iammentallystable16

@fortheloveofgrantaire

[amazingdylan]

i play the piano, guitar and i sing :D

and i am doing art and music for gcse

@tyrannosaurus021 @teamyuri @elliot-the-awesome @lyraisnotonfire @aliensatemysocks and open !!

[satan-offical]

I wasn't tagged but I'm gonna join in

I have a Level 1 qualification in Ballet and I have vasovagal syncope :P

Open tags cause I know too many people + forget people's names 😔

[im-a-rock]

When I snapped my tibia and fibula I made a Monty Python reference in the ER.

I was also the most calm person in the ER.

@the-grim-reaper-offical @kingtwink @raxlexander @shiziv @coffee--spill @zeta-finnish @thatsmyineffablelifeline + open.

[thatsmyineffablelifeline]

i had my tonsils removed when i was in kindergarten and got to skip a week of school

@eleventhirtythoughts @shenanigan42 @lotions-potions-and-notions @souperache @krow-offical @chr0nically-b0red @imgonnacryalltheusersaretaken @the-aricher @butidonotapprove @wallyblack1925-offical @notmyfaultnotmyproblem @221biandconfused @biancanotfound @candiceturner @walking-mushroom @non-alcoholic-tequila @ezra-didntreallyfall @universe-city-2 @lelethetopicchanger @mayawithany @bucky-barns-at-221b @what-is-going-on-im-confused @coneheadobviously @that-autistic-person @hunger-offical

[lotions-potions-and-notions]

My elbows don't extend fully straight, while almost every other joint is hyperflexible though

@slowalkingbisexualgirl @221biandconfused @joylivie @the-aricher @starstruck-daydreamer @souperache @not-a-gay-fangodess @bookworm-fangirl1 @candiceturner @wallyblack1925-offical @mayawithany @miniaturespirestorm @bucky-barns-at-221b @coneheadobviously @krow-offical @brambledeggs @eleventhirtythoughts 

[mayawithany]

I had surgery when I was a newborn, so I have a metal "clip" inside my back (my twin sister does too)

@coneheadobviously @evskiii @grace-ful-13 @mentally-tori-261 @this-machine-runs-on-coffee + OPEN tags:p

[laurieheehee]

i met (and talked to) the Queen of England when she was still alive and i was like 7

@wool-and-writing @waitingonabook @h0bbes-is-c000l + OPEN TAGS

[robot-prince-of-the-apocalypse]

ive had dinner with the bassist of pearl jam

@dont-you-dare-forget-the-sun @holybananapants @luceygoosey9 @legalityoftheraccoons @buckysrightarm1 @sunnywiththunderstorms + open tags!

[legalityoftheraccoons]

dude I talk about myself too much I don’t have any secrets

I have a desk from my grandmother that is from the 1920s-ish?

open tags because. I’m lazy and my main moots have already been tagged

[black--stars]

Three random facts:

One of my ear canals are notably smaller than the other. It makes it harder to clean, and it kinds hurts sometimes, but otherwise it has no effect on my life and I didnt even realize until a few months ago.

I unironically thought undertale took place in hell. I didn't figure that out until at least four years of knowing the game existed, when a friend was speaking about the game and I mentioned that. As it turns out, "the underground" is in fact, just a place underground.

When I was 13 I used to go to the master bedroom and hide my parents' lube. I didn't steal it for myself or anything, I just threw them behind their dresser because I really hated the possibility of getting another sibling and that was the best way I could think of preventing that.

@simplystarrysky @mrblackhaironthestreet + open tags (i didn't realize that's something people specify? i always assume open tags)

[mrblackhaironthestreet]

that last one is incredibly funny! I'll follow your format lol

three random facts:

1) i once stole a weed-related product from right behind an empoyees back and i had to go in my tiptoes to reach over a transparent plastic divider to get it. i have never been caught and that might be my riskiest sticky-fingered stunt yet. i keep a mental catalogue of surveillance in stores, on streets, etc. oh and for some reason i tend to sneak up on people unnoticed even though I don't mean to and it seems crazy sometimes -- like I'll be in steel-toed boots and embodying a large sillhouette and regardless only be noticed when I'm within like 3 feet of someone. this is of course an incredibly funny nature to employ for sibling-scaring purposes and trickery.

2) i have known my partner since we were 6 years old, longer than I've known my own sibling. she has seen the absolute worst of me and the best. she has helped me survive innumerable times. and though we have our problems, i am so lucky and glad to have her in my life. she is the only person who can make me laugh with little effort. being in her company makes me feel at home no matter where we are or what we're doing.

3) i have managed to gain around 20lbs give or take within approximately 3 months (though i suspect i am losing some of the weight unfortunately due to stress and the other factors that make it difficult for me to eat properly... I'm hoping I'll correct course on that by mid-July and am looking to gain another 5-10 lbs from my starting weight along with the existing 20lbs i may have lost some of. also my new brand of protein powder is total garbage and i will never get it again, I'm going to go back to the one i liked before hopefully even if it's on the pricier side)

@aro-spectre @asterosian @big-tiddy @imoanurparentsnames @kitsuneprincessspring @little-flame-prince @nebulae-astros-official @nsfwitchy2 @wandering-wolf23

feel free to play even if ur not tagged :)

[nebulae-astros-official]

1. I have a heart shaped birthmark on my arm

2. I planned the murder of a girl who hurt my bestie when I was in 1st grade with said bestie, we even thought about how to get rid of the evidence {cut the corpse up, burn it in the shady ass peice of land near our houses and launch the remains in a homemade firework}

3. I like to make things that remind me of my friends but I'm usually too scared to show it to them ;-;

@kingkit7734 @lightsabersandbluecookies @themanthemythelegendvesper @fire-girl-is-here-yo @roseisgoat @lwlfire @killer-offical @skeletal-spire-man-aka-overfit @coffee--spill + open tags

[kingkit7734]

Ye must answer me these questions three, ere the other side ye see

My sense of direction is apparently very good (or so I've been told)

I never speak in public, like, at all

I only drink, and only ever will drink water

Open tags !

[randomsokk]

1.) uh last year i was the global eighth (between fifth and tenth anyway since its hard to judge skill) best player of a game (between 50-60k players at the time)

2.) i accumulate various things that i love inexplicably and they currently include a sloth plushie, a turtle on a necklace, a ring that is plain metal with black flame on the sides (its also like seven or eight years old) a green hoodie/jacket and several other knicknacks

3.) idk im not v interesting but ig i very much like physical affection? or I am actually pretty good at archery?

Tags: @mysticalyouthwizard @jqydiqm0nds @because-i-do-it-all-the-time @faiconic @do-not-u-dare +open tags

[do-not-u-dare]

I used to have like 10 dogs in a minecraft survival world. Then I lost them. Then I got new ones. And then I stopped playing minecraft

[the-ice-queen-623]

I wasnt tagged but this is fun

1. I used to kayak a lot as a kid with my parents. Basically my whole summer as a kid was at the lake just kayaking or stand up paddle boarding

2. Despite what many might believe at one point i was really religous and went to church every sunday with my dad and even gor confirmed into the church (methodist version of chosing jesus since we get bapistized as infants)

3. I couldnt read till I was 8

@music-n-mushrooms @heyimcelery @yoursleepdemon @youngjusticerulez @primalmagic @pinkbirddiaries @anonymoosen +open tags

[youngjusticerulez]

omg i neglect my tags sm this might be the only one i immediately responded to

i used to have a H U G E frozen hyperfixation 😭

@astracaedes @oxyisdamoron @redwinesupanover @dramatic1nlyf @shenanigan42 @it4dorable @sunnyarik3r + open tags :P

[astracaedes]

i am

bendy. and short. meaning i can squeeze into shady places.

@skepticalvoidhedgehog @dramatic1nlyf @the-one-and-only-piper-offical @friendlyghostsandmonsters @lightsabersandbluecookies @autisimyfoxerronii @shogun-midnight @thedogbard @ayane-chan-loves-water @jello-the-frog @skeletal-spire-man-aka-overfit @irvnwithsciss0rs @mjthesilly @ninahufflepuff @kingkit7734 @evyyy77 @roseisgoat @jel-e-ton-officalz @algae122 @obsess-over-ink-on-dead-trees @towel-offical @do-not-u-dare @mushroompie @gaster-wd @positively--voodoo @do-not-u-dare @themosteclecticwitch @instant-yuri-machine @marshmallow-dust @la-femmerouge @paper-stars-still-glow @kermitthebomber-offical @no-one-offical @deductivelogico-offical @null-the-void-monarch-offical @zeta-finnish

[deductivelogico-offical]

I was fairly good at chess boxing in college.

(lol)

Tags under cut!

@irratino-offical @ask-sir-rulean @ask-ceo-indigo @ask-major-red @ask-murdle (that Logico) @ask-midnight-3 @ask-emma-rose

[ask-midnight-3]

Uh... I like cats. I mean, who wouldn't, but I never outrightly stated it.

@lowriderr1 @ask-murdle (that Midnight)

[thegayriley]

making a picrew tag game bc why not

Here's mine!

@a-sucker-for-a-sucker-offical @drumsticks-offical

[a-sucker-for-a-sucker-offical]

Made this lil silly :3

@historicallyroomates @everlong-777 @gaster-wd @sleeplessangel777 @pyra-lightningbolt @mqlintent-main @cuttlefishnoodle @ladymacbethisasmash @flavouredpotayto @sad-traffic-cone @sw0ape4ter @yourlocalavian

[gaster-wd]

✋︎ ☹︎⚐︎⚐︎😐︎ ☹︎✋︎😐︎☜︎ ✌︎ ❄︎☜︎✌︎👍︎☟︎☜︎☼︎📬︎

@krisdreemurr-offical @rouxls-offical @azriel-is-gay @ch1mmy-error @3rte @blacknailpolishoffical @possum-offical @crystal-ball-offical @mean-girl-offical @obsesseddemonlord-offical @houseofcrack @feminism-offical @lemon-emoji-offical @james-offical @cishet-offical @no-one-offical @gus-offical @kekefan1225 @killer-fish-offical @one-upgirl @juice-offical @hekate-offical @elizer-the-felon @hollyberry-cookie-offical @frooglet @spamton-g-spamton-offical @stupid-offical @bigshot-offical @baskabytheanglerfish @skeletal-spire-man-aka-overfit @enderman-offical @really-good-wingding-translator @roryniteoffical @thesoul-and-thehuman-offical @riverman-offical @evil-amulet-offical @the-wind-offical @chara-offical @kris-dreemurr-offical @eggman-eggpire-offical @astracaedes @a-sucker-for-a-sucker-offical @frisk-offical @oppossum-offical

[astracaedes]

=3

@skepticalvoidhedgehog @reincarnated-gay-fox @shogun-midnight @thedogbard @ayane-chan-loves-water @jello-the-frog @p1per-will-kill-you @skeletal-spire-man-aka-overfit @withered-roses-still-live @irvnwithsciss0rs @mjthesilly @pond-scum-offical @ninahufflepuff @kingkit7734 @dramaticinlyf @evyyy77 @youngjusticerulez @roseisgoat @jel-e-ton @algae122 @obsess-over-ink-on-dead-trees @towel-offical @do-not-u-dare @mushroompie @where-do-we-all-go @do-not-u-dare @themosteclecticwitch @instant-yuri-machine @the-king-of-beans-offical @la-femmerouge @paper-stars-still-glow @kermitthebomber-offical @no-one-offical @deductivelogico-offical @null-the-void-monarch-offical @zeta-finnish @t4llyyy @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical

[deductivelogico-offical]

Tags: @thedrcarolinecrimson @herbalist-onyx-offical @ask-murdle (that Logico) @irratino-offical @ask-sir-rulean @ask-ceo-indigo @ask-major-red @ask-midnight-3 @ask-emma-rose and open tags!

[ask-midnight-3]

Hmph, sure

@agent-argyle-official

[ask-midnight-3]

Am I allowed to eat your wife? (cannibalistically)

"No."

[ask-emma-rose]

AUGDHUAUHAAHUAUAHAUHAUAHAUAHAYAYAHAHAYAHAHAHAAHUAHAHAYAHAGAUAHAHGGHGHGHGHGHGHG I NEED TO BITE SOMEONE @ask-midnight-3 @ask-midnight-3 @ask-midnight-3

[ask-midnight-3]

Bite?

Well the get over here, hun.

[lowriderr1]

Ho is this you? @ask-midnight-3

[ask-midnight-3]

I'd say yes, but there is no damn handle to pull

[samatonin-deactivated20231101]

[beemojis]

k,

[221lesbiandconfused]

💋🥺👁️🅱️

Whatever that means

[hachi-10008]

™️😭🏳️‍🌈🔫

damn

[no-one-offical]

🥃🥝😔🤔

What

[chill-lesbian2013]

✨♾️❤️🤎

um what

[da-police-offical]

👏❤️🫙🤔

So... I catch a heart in a jar and am immensely confused on my valentines day? Is that it?

...

So, this is how I learned I'm apparently working on Valentine's.

[nurse-offical]

😭✋✋🏻❤️

uhhh

i mean it ends in love

but don’t wanna date

except..

rodric heffly 🙏

[deductivelogico-offical]

❤️✨🏳️‍🌈🔪

God fucking dammit of COURSE, WHY WOULDN’T IT BE.

@irratino-offical

[ask-emma-rose]

💝😘😰🔥

does this mean I'll light the kitchen on fire trying to make a romantic dinner for midnight iii again?

@ask-midnight-3

[ask-midnight-3]

😭💕✋😔

I guess I'm upset but still forgive you? I don't know what the last two mean

@ask-ceo-indigo

[ask-midnight-3]

Would you still love Emma if she were a worm?

- 🧟‍♂️ anon

"If she was a worm before I met her, I'm very unlikely to develop feelings for her unless by some miracle we end up with a connection and she has a more complex mind than the average worm. Now if she suddenly turned into a worm? Definitely, I'd still love her."

[ask-midnight-3]

PLEASE ANSWER Midnight are you vegan, vegetarian or anything of that sort?

"Nnnno? I guess I'm flexi-tarian? Sometimes meat or animal products, sometimes not."

[joeyclaire]

today at lunch i invented a game to play with my mom called “budget cuts.” the premise is simple. you finish the sentence “due to budget cuts, schools will…” with whatever you want. a couple i remember:

…be firing the entire staff

…no longer teach first person pronouns

…be forced to change the funny number to 4 5

…be reducing minimum day to biweekly

…starting a new rule that all students must wear the girls’ uniform

[type-blaze0]

Moots:

@autistobrat @lovely-mosspatch @gayfurbyboi @bella-book-worm @anon-remsha @thatwasfunnypleaselaugh @archermightexist @harpymortem @british-cabbage @221biandconfused @bubble-official @king-of-oreo @mischievous-archeologist @netherator @identitycroissant-tm @rosemelodyshah @eeveegirlisnotonline @i-eat-rusty-nails @aka-edmond

" Due to budget cuts, the minecraft developers will be forced to...

[anon-remsha]

Due to budget cuts the Minecraft developers will be forced to to freeze the place

(don't ask me what the sense behind that is if people are frozen they can't play the game much I suppose idk)

@bellabookworm @the-grassy-hill @identitycroissant-tm @moriartea221 @whenyoulikeandwhereyoulike @gayfurbyboiart @investigative-deduction @aka-edmond @i-eat-rusty-nails @lovely-mosspatch @thatwasfunnypleaselaugh @spectrexviiii @mischievous-archeologist @221biandconfused @moroniccats @aggressive-positivity-offical @local-fandom-nerd @lostwriter--xx3 @tinytk123 @type-blaze0 @lokijiro @lonidraper @lestradelurkshere @weighted-blanket-official @eeveegirlisnotonline

"Due to budget cuts The HOUSE will be forced to..."

[do-not-u-dare]

recycle floor tiles

Open tags

Due to budget cuts, exterminators will be forced to…

[imnotactallycool]

Due to budget cuts, exterminators will be forced to remove the child

Due to budget cuts, buddy holly by Weezer...

@skeletal-spire-man-aka-overfit @ghostlybluetrain @no-one-offical

[skeletal-spire-man]

Due to budget cuts, buddy holly by Weezer, has been thrown in the trash.

Due to budget cuts, Tumblr will now...

@lightsabersandbluecookies @yourlocalavian @lunathetunaaa @bellabookworm @silentlyhowlingatthemoon+ open tags

[lunathetunaaa]

-Due to budget cuts Tumblr will now stop giving me Hazben Hotel content

Tags: @yourlocalavian @oliverquary @rusty-spooooooooon @starryfoxglove @dawn-but-different @shadow-ember16 @solspotted @shaneyyy-thesilly @serendipitys-dragon @bees-with-a-camera @mxshrimp @carb0n-m0n0xide @opal-and-pumpkin @jellyfishizhere @star-burrry @axilotlbucket @the-ellia-west @ivysbea @hellohellohellohellohello3579 @sea-jellie-thoguhts @autophobiastar @sh1n3yy @wiltingtu1ips @cherryseed7 @s0ur-w4v3 @veenuszz3 @ghostie-blu @notsoheterosapien @elronthemage @wellitschaos @yosanoschainsaw @justa-goose @no1likemickey @itscastielsfeatheryass +open tags <3

Due to budget cuts Goodtimeswithscar will now...

[sunshine-snake]

Due to budget cuts Goodtimeswithscar will now be making mountains/landscapes 1 block shorter.

tags: @wiltingtu1ips @finnslay @solspotted @chillingasavoidcat @axilotlbucket @fledgeheart @ellie-star @multishipper33 @autopilotangel @sea-jellie-thoguhts @trishq @rooksterooni @ihavebeenstrippedfrommywhimsy + open tags :) /nf

Due to budget cuts, Sunshine's Spotify playlists will now...

[multishipper33]

- Due to budget cuts, Sunshine’s Spotify playlists will now begin to integrate more and more 70’s music until all you can remember is dancing in September.

@all-hail-blood-sheep @its-that-gay-fox @noarlynn2728 @jkl-fff (aka my mutuals who will undoubtedly have the most fun with this)

“Due to budget cuts, Archive of Our Own will now…”

[jkl-fff]

Due to budget cuts, Archive of Our Own will now no longer host "Dead Dove" fanfic. All such works will be automatically downsized to "Dead Sparrow".

(Fun idea, this game. Reckon I'll file away "Due to budget cuts ..." for a future Silly Game Time. And thanks for tagging me!)

TO ANYONE WHO SEES THIS AND WISHES TO JOIN IN!

"Due to budget cuts, the Jedi Council will now ..."

[royalmarionette93]

Due to budget cuts, the Jedi Council will now be banned from Walmart

@jel-e-ton @skeletal-spire-man-aka-overfit @lokisflame @thegayriley @avhira @do--not--you-dare @a-very-humanyes @wiploww @evil-lemon-shark-offical + open tags!

"Due to budget cuts, all lighthouse keepers will now…"

[thegayriley]

be lesbians

@ordinarily-unordinary @drumsticks-offical

Due to budget cuts, the Adventure Time Team will now...

[drumsticks-offical]

Be forced to mine for coal in conditions that violate at least one humanitarian law

@tax-evad3r @the-eldestdaughter @afterdarkafternight @biologynerd13 @do--not--you-dare

Due to budget cuts time will now…

[afterdarkafternight]

Due to budget cuts, time will now be accepted as a mere construct of the human mind and all clocks will be ingested by their owners.

@niitroglycerin @schmuckthesilliest @obsesseddemonlord-offical @randomfriendlyloser @tuekytail @cuttlefishnoodle @calcium-is-screaming @exameterr @kenzily8 @autistic-goblinn @esme404 @purplezrb @auramxnt @remington-is-awesome @deductivelogico-offical @thatglitchfan @professional-music-nerd @chipotle-offical @atlass-random-stuff @whirringbrain @international-electromatics @taroyippeee @somesillywriter @bisketti-official + open tags

Due to budget cuts, McDonald's will now...

[deductivelogico-offical]

Due to budget cuts, McDonalds will now sell the cow instead of the burger.

@irratino-offical @ask-sir-rulean @ask-ceo-indigo @ask-major-red @ask-midnight-3 @ask-emma-rose @painter-purpura-artblog @thedrcarolinecrimson @the-crime-in-yellow-ask-blog

Due to budget cuts, murderers will now…

[ask-emma-rose]

Due to budget cuts, murderers will now actually serve the time they're meant to in prison, and will not be released on bail.

@ninesgoesonline @ask-midnight-3

Due to budget cuts,Midnight Movies will now...

[ask-midnight-3]

Again? Uh..

Due to budget cuts, Midnight Movies will now work with real life scenes instead of CGI.

Right back at ya, @ask-emma-rose

Due to budget cuts, game streams will now...

[joeyclaire]

today at lunch i invented a game to play with my mom called “budget cuts.” the premise is simple. you finish the sentence “due to budget cuts, schools will…” with whatever you want. a couple i remember:

…be firing the entire staff

…no longer teach first person pronouns

…be forced to change the funny number to 4 5

…be reducing minimum day to biweekly

…starting a new rule that all students must wear the girls’ uniform

[type-blaze0]

Moots:

@autistobrat @lovely-mosspatch @gayfurbyboi @bella-book-worm @anon-remsha @thatwasfunnypleaselaugh @archermightexist @harpymortem @british-cabbage @221biandconfused @bubble-official @king-of-oreo @mischievous-archeologist @netherator @identitycroissant-tm @rosemelodyshah @eeveegirlisnotonline @i-eat-rusty-nails @aka-edmond

" Due to budget cuts, the minecraft developers will be forced to...

[anon-remsha]

Due to budget cuts the Minecraft developers will be forced to to freeze the place

(don't ask me what the sense behind that is if people are frozen they can't play the game much I suppose idk)

@bellabookworm @the-grassy-hill @identitycroissant-tm @moriartea221 @whenyoulikeandwhereyoulike @gayfurbyboiart @investigative-deduction @aka-edmond @i-eat-rusty-nails @lovely-mosspatch @thatwasfunnypleaselaugh @spectrexviiii @mischievous-archeologist @221biandconfused @moroniccats @aggressive-positivity-offical @local-fandom-nerd @lostwriter--xx3 @tinytk123 @type-blaze0 @lokijiro @lonidraper @lestradelurkshere @weighted-blanket-official @eeveegirlisnotonline

"Due to budget cuts The HOUSE will be forced to..."

[do-not-u-dare]

recycle floor tiles

Open tags

Due to budget cuts, exterminators will be forced to…

[imnotactallycool]

Due to budget cuts, exterminators will be forced to remove the child

Due to budget cuts, buddy holly by Weezer...

@skeletal-spire-man-aka-overfit @ghostlybluetrain @no-one-offical

[skeletal-spire-man]

Due to budget cuts, buddy holly by Weezer, has been thrown in the trash.

Due to budget cuts, Tumblr will now...

@lightsabersandbluecookies @yourlocalavian @lunathetunaaa @bellabookworm @silentlyhowlingatthemoon+ open tags

[lunathetunaaa]

-Due to budget cuts Tumblr will now stop giving me Hazben Hotel content

Tags: @yourlocalavian @oliverquary @rusty-spooooooooon @starryfoxglove @dawn-but-different @shadow-ember16 @solspotted @shaneyyy-thesilly @serendipitys-dragon @bees-with-a-camera @mxshrimp @carb0n-m0n0xide @opal-and-pumpkin @jellyfishizhere @star-burrry @axilotlbucket @the-ellia-west @ivysbea @hellohellohellohellohello3579 @sea-jellie-thoguhts @autophobiastar @sh1n3yy @wiltingtu1ips @cherryseed7 @s0ur-w4v3 @veenuszz3 @ghostie-blu @notsoheterosapien @elronthemage @wellitschaos @yosanoschainsaw @justa-goose @no1likemickey @itscastielsfeatheryass +open tags <3

Due to budget cuts Goodtimeswithscar will now...

[sunshine-snake]

Due to budget cuts Goodtimeswithscar will now be making mountains/landscapes 1 block shorter.

tags: @wiltingtu1ips @finnslay @solspotted @chillingasavoidcat @axilotlbucket @fledgeheart @ellie-star @multishipper33 @autopilotangel @sea-jellie-thoguhts @trishq @rooksterooni @ihavebeenstrippedfrommywhimsy + open tags :) /nf

Due to budget cuts, Sunshine's Spotify playlists will now...

[multishipper33]

- Due to budget cuts, Sunshine’s Spotify playlists will now begin to integrate more and more 70’s music until all you can remember is dancing in September.

@all-hail-blood-sheep @its-that-gay-fox @noarlynn2728 @jkl-fff (aka my mutuals who will undoubtedly have the most fun with this)

“Due to budget cuts, Archive of Our Own will now…”

[jkl-fff]

Due to budget cuts, Archive of Our Own will now no longer host "Dead Dove" fanfic. All such works will be automatically downsized to "Dead Sparrow".

(Fun idea, this game. Reckon I'll file away "Due to budget cuts ..." for a future Silly Game Time. And thanks for tagging me!)

TO ANYONE WHO SEES THIS AND WISHES TO JOIN IN!

"Due to budget cuts, the Jedi Council will now ..."

[royalmarionette93]

Due to budget cuts, the Jedi Council will now be banned from Walmart

@jel-e-ton @skeletal-spire-man-aka-overfit @lokisflame @thegayriley @avhira @do--not--you-dare @a-very-humanyes @wiploww @evil-lemon-shark-offical + open tags!

"Due to budget cuts, all lighthouse keepers will now…"

[thegayriley]

be lesbians

@ordinarily-unordinary @drumsticks-offical

Due to budget cuts, the Adventure Time Team will now...

[drumsticks-offical]

Be forced to mine for coal in conditions that violate at least one humanitarian law

@tax-evad3r @the-eldestdaughter @afterdarkafternight @biologynerd13 @do--not--you-dare

Due to budget cuts time will now…

[afterdarkafternight]

Due to budget cuts, time will now be accepted as a mere construct of the human mind and all clocks will be ingested by their owners.

@niitroglycerin @schmuckthesilliest @obsesseddemonlord-offical @randomfriendlyloser @tuekytail @cuttlefishnoodle @calcium-is-screaming @exameterr @kenzily8 @autistic-goblinn @esme404 @purplezrb @auramxnt @remington-is-awesome @deductivelogico-offical @thatglitchfan @professional-music-nerd @chipotle-offical @atlass-random-stuff @whirringbrain @international-electromatics @taroyippeee @somesillywriter @bisketti-official + open tags

Due to budget cuts, McDonald's will now...

[deductivelogico-offical]

Due to budget cuts, McDonalds will now sell the cow instead of the burger.

@irratino-offical @ask-sir-rulean @ask-ceo-indigo @ask-major-red @ask-midnight-3 @ask-emma-rose @painter-purpura-artblog @thedrcarolinecrimson @the-crime-in-yellow-ask-blog

Due to budget cuts, murderers will now…

[ask-midnight-3]

"Due to budget cuts, murderers will now be sent to the north pole."

+ open tags

Due to budget cuts, movies will now...

[ask-midnight-3]

…bbrrrp.

[The cat strolls up to Midnight III. She's holding a movie poster in her mouth.]

-🐈‍⬛

"... I do not think that is something you should have in your mouth. Uhm.."

He went through a few cabinets and found a can of wet cat food. "This place really has everything..."

"Here, this is better."

Louis opened the can and set it down for the cat

[mreow-brrrp]

[She looks down at the food, for a moment, appearing tempted by its allure, but then raises one of her eyebrows in disapproval.]

Mrrrrrggg…

[Pawing the tin away, she does in fact drop the poster, but only to hop up onto a counter and instead grab a permanent marker.]

[…oh my god. This cat wants a fucking autograph.]

[ask-midnight-3]

"Seriously? ... Eh, I guess it won't hurt.."

Midnight took the pen and signed the poster

[mreow-brrrp]

Chirrrrup!

[The cat hopped down from her perch on the counter and rubbed up against Midnight III’s leg. He never thought he'd come across a fan of the four-legged variety…]

[ask-midnight-3]

"... Well this is curious."

He kneeled down to pet the cat.

[mreow-brrrp]

[The cat stood on her hind legs to meet his hand, grabbing onto it with her paws. Her claws dug into his skin, but not enough to actually hurt.]

Prrrurp..

[With her chirp, Midnight III… suddenly had an idea for a movie. One that, may he be so bold, might actually be good?]

[ask-midnight-3]

"A climber, aren't you?"

He thinks for a moment

"call me insane but... What do you think of being in a movie?"

[mreow-brrrp]

Miauw!!!!

[That seems like an enthusiastic yes!]

[Letting go of his hands, she stabilizes herself on the ground. Then, with a wiggle, she jumps up, landing on his shoulder.]

[ask-midnight-3]

"Oop, heh, nice one."

[ask-midnight-3]

…bbrrrp.

[The cat strolls up to Midnight III. She's holding a movie poster in her mouth.]

-🐈‍⬛

"... I do not think that is something you should have in your mouth. Uhm.."

He went through a few cabinets and found a can of wet cat food. "This place really has everything..."

"Here, this is better."

Louis opened the can and set it down for the cat

[mreow-brrrp]

[She looks down at the food, for a moment, appearing tempted by its allure, but then raises one of her eyebrows in disapproval.]

Mrrrrrggg…

[Pawing the tin away, she does in fact drop the poster, but only to hop up onto a counter and instead grab a permanent marker.]

[…oh my god. This cat wants a fucking autograph.]

[ask-midnight-3]

"Seriously? ... Eh, I guess it won't hurt.."

Midnight took the pen and signed the poster

[mreow-brrrp]

Chirrrrup!

[The cat hopped down from her perch on the counter and rubbed up against Midnight III’s leg. He never thought he'd come across a fan of the four-legged variety…]

[ask-midnight-3]

"... Well this is curious."

He kneeled down to pet the cat.

[mreow-brrrp]

[The cat stood on her hind legs to meet his hand, grabbing onto it with her paws. Her claws dug into his skin, but not enough to actually hurt.]

Prrrurp..

[With her chirp, Midnight III… suddenly had an idea for a movie. One that, may he be so bold, might actually be good?]

[ask-midnight-3]

"A climber, aren't you?"

He thinks for a moment

"call me insane but... What do you think of being in a movie?"

[ask-midnight-3]

…bbrrrp.

[The cat strolls up to Midnight III. She's holding a movie poster in her mouth.]

-🐈‍⬛

"... I do not think that is something you should have in your mouth. Uhm.."

He went through a few cabinets and found a can of wet cat food. "This place really has everything..."

"Here, this is better."

Louis opened the can and set it down for the cat

[mreow-brrrp]

[She looks down at the food, for a moment, appearing tempted by its allure, but then raises one of her eyebrows in disapproval.]

Mrrrrrggg…

[Pawing the tin away, she does in fact drop the poster, but only to hop up onto a counter and instead grab a permanent marker.]

[…oh my god. This cat wants a fucking autograph.]

[ask-midnight-3]

"Seriously? ... Eh, I guess it won't hurt.."

Midnight took the pen and signed the poster

[mreow-brrrp]

Chirrrrup!

[The cat hopped down from her perch on the counter and rubbed up against Midnight III’s leg. He never thought he'd come across a fan of the four-legged variety…]

[ask-midnight-3]

"... Well this is curious."

He kneeled down to pet the cat.

[ask-midnight-3]

…bbrrrp.

[The cat strolls up to Midnight III. She's holding a movie poster in her mouth.]

-🐈‍⬛

"... I do not think that is something you should have in your mouth. Uhm.."

He went through a few cabinets and found a can of wet cat food. "This place really has everything..."

"Here, this is better."

Louis opened the can and set it down for the cat

[mreow-brrrp]

[She looks down at the food, for a moment, appearing tempted by its allure, but then raises one of her eyebrows in disapproval.]

Mrrrrrggg…

[Pawing the tin away, she does in fact drop the poster, but only to hop up onto a counter and instead grab a permanent marker.]

[…oh my god. This cat wants a fucking autograph.]

[ask-midnight-3]

"Seriously? ... Eh, I guess it won't hurt.."

Midnight took the pen and signed the poster

[ask-midnight-3]

Gonna bite you...

😏

"I do not take bite requests unless they're from my wife."

[ask-emma-rose]

idiot of course it's your wife who sent the ask

oh fuck I forgot to add my handle at the end of it T-T

[ask-midnight-3]

Ah, I figured, but I wanted to play it safe

[ask-emma-rose]

Now let me nom you! >:3

[ask-midnight-3]

Okeh

[ask-midnight-3]

…bbrrrp.

[The cat strolls up to Midnight III. She's holding a movie poster in her mouth.]

-🐈‍⬛

"... I do not think that is something you should have in your mouth. Uhm.."

He went through a few cabinets and found a can of wet cat food. "This place really has everything..."

"Here, this is better."

Louis opened the can and set it down for the cat