Apertures Camera Shop

[m48patton]

[leeortizlife-deactivated2019051]

[37q-archive]

im like 99% sure this photoset drops in image quality every time it passes my dash

[ifonlymp3-deactivated20220624]

[ironinyourheart]

I don’t know WHAT happened; but does @the-kinky-wholockian-pony know that Tumblr is a public website??? you have to private your posts to keep it to yourself. 

[the-kinky-wholockian-pony-deact]

Don’t reblog my posts without permission or you’ll suffer the consequences. Keep your concern to yourself.

[grimeclown]

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

[gheorghiu-dej]

[biscotti-5]

What Was The Image

[grimeclown]

thats between me and the holy fucking ghost

[angelicguy]

non-confrontational cowboy that wont turn around after the 10 paces

[gunsandfireandshit]

he just breaks into a sprint and nobody has ever been able to hit him because he serpentines so well

[spacetwinks]

i think about “in a world where clowns are real” at least once a month

[vedajuno]

I woke up last week with the phrase “He is a human despite being born a clown” haunting my mind and I finally managed to track it all the way back to this masterpiece of a post

[lavenderbud-deactivated20180916]

[bpdkipland]

my favorite picture ever is the one that says “HELL IS FULL, BITCH” and then it has the national suicide prevention hotline on it. it makes me smile every time 

[bpdkipland]

THIS ONE!!!!

[bogfox]

I wonder who made these! I have this one saved:

[bitchstew-deactivated20240821]

Chaotic Good

[bpdkipland]

*slamming my fists on table* I NEED MORE!!!! MORE!!!!

[cozza-frenzy]

If anyone has the skeleton apologizing for triggering someone, I’d like that for my collection, please.

[catalystforameow-deactivated202]

Here!

Plus some more^^

[puddox]

[tramtheram]

@galoogamelady My dash did and thing and had a response to Button’s dancing butt.

[galoogamelady]

HEAD CRAMP

[wokeuplaughing]

hey guys reminder to not make “feral” jokes because se hjsh skjdjksj jsdjdh jj jhjhfhjs hhsu iuehsjd mbns hsdkjwbnjk oiasioi ajshjdsaj bjfkdjfbgjkahw hahsh shsh hhskshf aadas hfhfhasgdagsd ddd hdhs qjjq kjqwjk bhassakjafb 

[ghc-deactivated20190415]

this is written like one of those fallout terminal entries where during the last entry the author succumbs to radiation poisioning mid sentence

[micolashes-deactivated20200723]

[wandasmaximoff]

Aquaman (2018)

[polisical-deactivated20160713]

remember that one fucking brony song that pissed everyone off because it was really catchy but it was a brony song

[polisical-deactivated20160713]

[manaphy]

[floodnetwork]

[highlandvalley]

[joeylikespizza]

this is the sweetes, purest, most adorable thing i’ve ever seen

[hanschensolo]

I played this while my cats were sitting next to me and they both immediately snuggled in harder and it was so pure

[human-nonsense]

This has the same energy of that video of that woman yodeling an old traditional herding yodel to make the cows come to her

[galoogamelady]

The Buttons companion mod for Fallout 4 is out and you can download it on Nexus mods - PC only And surprise, he’s fully voiced! :O

@cameronaugust has been working tirelessly on this project for the last couple weeks. Please show him lots of love for being an amazing person, fast learner and stubborn, skillful human being altogether. Our astounding voice actor is no other than @disgruntledlungfish - a lot of you might know him as Sellbot’s creator from back in those good ole RP days. He did more than a fantastic job of bringing Buttons alive! Finally, a huge thanks to all our Patreon supporters who helped us set aside the time to work on this project! We appreciate the hell out of your help in reaching this goal and we hope you’ll keep enjoying the stuff we make.

Please read the description/notes on the mod’s Nexus page before installing. Now go forth, have fun and don’t forget to upload some screenshots of your characters and Buttons having all kinds of adventures together!

[galoogamelady]

Reblogging with two important notes:

this mod was made before Nexus Mod Manager was discontinued. Installing it with Vortex will likely not make it work the way it’s supposed to - if at all. If you want to use it, please install it manually by extracting the mod files to your /Fallout 4/Data folder.

this is very much a WIP project. He works fine as is but he’s far from finished.

[prudencepaccard]

What Is Glitter?

A strange journey to the glitter factory.

When I asked Ms. Dyer if she could tell me which industry served as Glitterex’s biggest market, her answer was instant: “No, I absolutely know that I can’t.”

I was taken aback. “But you know what it is?”

“Oh, God, yes,” she said, and laughed. “And you would never guess it. Let’s just leave it at that.” I asked if she could tell me why she couldn’t tell me. “Because they don’t want anyone to know that it’s glitter.”

“If I looked at it, I wouldn’t know it was glitter?”

“No, not really.”

“Would I be able to see the glitter?”

“Oh, you’d be able to see something. But it’s — yeah, I can’t.”

I asked if she would tell me off the record. She would not. I asked if she would tell me off the record after this piece was published. She would not. I told her I couldn’t die without knowing. She guided me to the automotive grade pigments.

[injygo]

He also did not want me to visit his glitter factory. The jovial Mr. Shetty told me over the phone that people have no idea of the scientific knowledge required to produce glitter, that Glitterex’s glitter-making technology is some of the most advanced in the world, that people don’t believe how complicated it is, that he would not allow me to see glitter being made, that he would not allow me to hear glitter being made, that I could not even be in the same wing of the building as the room in which glitter was being made under any circumstance, that even Glitterex’s clients are not permitted to see their glitter being made, that he would not reveal the identities of Glitterex’s clients (which include some of the largest multinational corporations in the world; eventually, one did consent to be named: thank you, Revlon, Inc.), and that, fine, I was welcome to come down to Glitterex headquarters to learn more about what I could not learn about in person.

[oysters-aint-for-me]

now THIS is journalism

[oysters-aint-for-me]

“Most of the glitter that adorns America’s name brand products is made in one of two places: The first is in New Jersey, but the second, however, is also in New Jersey.” that is without a doubt the funniest sentence i have ever read

[nemesissy-vent]

I waited two months to read this because the disappointment of it not being good would have killed me, but: this really is as good as I hoped it would be

[cheaphalloweencostume]

how am i supposed to tell time on this piece of shit lmao your clocks BUSTED IDIOT

[jbt7493]

still points at the numbers doesn’t it? idiot.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

those are letters :-/ this clock is all fucked up hope whoever made this clock got fired.

[artrelatedthigns]

I’d buy it for the artistic value. That’s clearly a reference to Salvador Dali’s “la persistance de la memoire” and THOSE ARE ROMAN NUMERALS YOU TULIP!!!

[cheaphalloweencostume]

you serious? those fucked up letters mean shit? time shit??

[hornraven]

I can feel…the serotonin and dopamine dropping…i need to make…Crafts

i must make…

b e a d l i z a r d

[radioactivedelorean]

B…

B e a d l i z a r d

[msillzie]

I have seen these things for years but never knew how to make them so I must thank op for this new knowledge