jacksepticeye’s pax west panel highlights
bc i miss him so much and it was only an hr i decided to type out the highlights of the panel
edit: i didn’t expect this to be so long whoops
misses minecraft and would rather play than be at pax
jack making poses *cue him laying on the floor and opening his legs into a V as his “sexy pose”*
loves seattle for its coffee (<333)
“I AM NOT YOUR PROSTITUTE but i could be if you paid me well”
would play “which dad do i like more” with tom holland and ryan reynolds (”but tom’s younger than me so that makes no sense”)
someone make a marvel avengers dating sim pls
“i really want to bed thor. so i can just wake up the next morning and be like, man, im thor after last night” LMFAO
“my whole channel isn’t original, so fire away” rip jack
“how fucking dare you,, how dare you shit on lil nas x like that”
jack’s fav genre -> heavy metal; jack’s least fav genre -> scat pop “i don’t even know what scat pop is”
q: what snacc would you be and would you eat urself?
jack: “arE yOu sAYIng i’m not a SNACC ALREADY? i am a THICC SNACC”
fan then proceeds to gas jack and tell him to come up with a more original answer
jack: “i told you i CANT!”
jack: im already coming up with my next poem. it’s called fuck you lauren
LOL take a shot everytime jack says “fuck you”
would smoke weed with the monster under his bed and thomas the tank engine
LOVES DRAGONS and would want to be a dragon living in an irish castle
fire breathing dragon (charmander) > plant (bulbasaur) as his starter
fan: “is poptart a ravioli”
me: wtf that is mindblowing
jack: nO! people who say it’s a ravioli are like,, ha ha im different
jack: is water wet?? hmm haha *proceeds to push up his invisible glasses”
jack: FUCKING STOP IT. anyways thanks for your question
fan takes pic jack and jack t-poses to assert dominance
jack and everybody else that’s not american: it’s not ar-kansas it’s arkansas,, like what?
jack’s confused asf expression when a seattlite asked him when the space needle was built/washington was founded
avatar the last airbender & full metal alchemist brotherhood –> jack’s fav cartoons
according to the pottermore quiz: jack’s a ravenclaw (im not smart wtf)
jack tysm for answering questions and being here at pax! hopefully you tour soon <33
dededos
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