Ask-The-World

Ask the characters of Hetalia questions!

[anxietyproblem]

[fruitviking]

Reblog to give a hug, a forehead kiss, and a grilled cheese cut diagonal to the person you reblogged it from. 

[maukiki1]

Wolf link drawn wolfwalkers style part 2

[cx-shhhh]

This is a callout post.

[boldlyanxious]

It’s called bedtime stories

[acebirdofprey]

I can neither conform or deny this.

[mistress-of-the-empire]

It’s called mind ya business

[sciencemaple]

I’m very specifically calling ( @asktheworld ) out on this. Light heartedly.

[asktheworld]

I mean its true but rude /lh

[minty-mumbles]

Is Cool Safflina the hyrulean equivalent to mint? In terms of taste?

[tigertaurus22]

I think it might, mint does have a ‘cool’ flavor

Maybe Warm Safflina tastes like some spicy herb, like cinnamon?

And Swift Violets, or anything you can use to make a Hasty Elixir really, probably has caffeine in it

[minty-mumbles]

That means there would be caffeine in hot footed frogs lol. I'm here for it, especially because that means Zelda would essentially be trying to get Link high off caffeine when she tried to feed him one 😂

So if cool safflina is mint, warm safflina is cinnamon or a spice like that, that leaves the question of what electric safflina tastes like?

[asktheworld]

Sour maybe?

[moriendel]

this is how the movie went right

[explorerrowan]

Kronk: By whom, though? I might be your classic "hunk" body type, but I'm not exactly a top. I have a couple exes I could call that might be his type. Do you want someone who would take him out for dinner first, or just...

Yzma: ... I WANT you to KILL him!

[wibble-w0bble]

Back at it again with more Rottmmt and LU

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[unbeeliever]

Just thought people may enjoy this :)

[timidsketch]

The world is so fatphobic and glorifies thinness so much that I am turning 25 years old in five days and this is the first time I have ever in my entire life seen representation of fat people in figure skating. And what is just as surprising is that when I looked at this person's account, they had no content about weight loss or wanting to become thin. They actually had content specifically talking about accepting their body and being glad to show other people who look like them that it's okay to follow your dreams no matter what your body looks like.

It's incredibly sad that this is the first time I have ever been able to see my body represented in figure skating (and don't get me started on the lack of fat representation in other sports as well), but I hope this person's videos will inspire more fat people to try this sport and not hide our bodies. Maybe someday in the future I'll be shocked that there had ever been so little representation of fat figure skaters in the past.

[zzoupz]

the most devastating part about being transmasc is that I'm not quirky anymore, oh I like memes and playing games? I'm just like every other boys now. who the hell cares. I don't like talking about boyfriends and makeups? so does every men, idiot. cunt.

[zzoupz]

I see those posts that are like "only BOYS will understand this 😂😂🤣🤣" and I understand it and I can't even make a snarky comeback bc I am a boy. I'm just one of them. pain suffering etc

[zzoupz]

HEY HEY DON'T DO THAT

[catboybeebop]

[catboybeebop]

3.3k/10k

[zzoupz]

why have you made this your life goal

[beatcroc]

PvP website

[sciencemaple]

23,253 notes

[asktheworld]

27,085 and counting

[minty-mumbles]

Me: I visit Rito Village so often for the ambiance 💕💕

The ambiance:

Baby rito are SO cute. I want to squish them

[traveleroffarawayplaces]

When life gives you lemons...

Lu version

Wind: Take them aboard your ship to fight scurvy.

Wild: Make lemon cake.

Legend: Shoot the juice into the eyes of your enemies to blind them.

Four: Eat them. *Starts eating the lemons whole, like an apple*

Time: Don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back!

Hyrule: Throw them like rocks!

Sky: make lemon tea!

Twilight: Make grape juice, then sit back and watch as the world wonders how you did it

Warriors: Take the lemons. Maybe they could be useful later on.. actually, what are lemons anyways?

Dink: use those lemons to make sacrifices as the world watches in fear.

[heystephen]

tired of blue from blues clues not being a beloved tumblr dog. she is literally everything

[heystephen]

she did so much for us in our youth and you all abandoned her

[minty-mumbles]

I’ve never had a chance to write this into a fic but I like to headcanon Wild as being very weak against mind magic. His mind is easy to influence and he’s the most susceptible in the chain to being possessed.

This is because in order to fight off mind magic you'd presumably need to have a good sense of self so you can recognize which thoughts are yours, and which are someone else's.

Wild, who doesn’t remember much of what made him into the person he is, would probably have a harder time with that

[autistic-coded]

growing up being autistic but not knowing is just *hiding in room while people are over* *getting tired and needing to recharge after the smallest chores* *getting called a gifted kid* *knowing that you’re “weird” because people are making fun of you but not knowing how to stop being weird* *having adults tell you how “mature” you are* *getting in trouble for not doing work* *convincing yourself that you’re just lazy and stupid because you can’t make yourself do work* *getting really invested in “weird” media*

[luulapants]

Story time:

In middle school biology, we did an experiment. We were given yams, which we would sprout in cups of water. We then had to make hypotheses about how the yams would grow, based on descriptions of yam plants in our books, and make notes of our observations as they grew.

Here’s what was supposed to happen: we were supposed to see that the actual growth of the plant did not resemble our hypotheses. We were then supposed to figure out that these were, in fact, sweet potatoes.

What actually happened was that every single student in every single class lied in their notes so that their observations perfectly matched their hypotheses. See, everyone assumed the mismatch meant they had done something wrong in the process of growing the plant or that they had misunderstood the dichotomous key or the plant identification terminology. And, thanks to the wonders of a public school education, everyone assumed the wrong results would get us a failing grade. We were trying to pass. We didn’t want to get bitched out by the teacher. Curiosity, learning, science - that had nothing to do with why we were sitting in that classroom. So we all lied.

The teacher was furious. She tried to fail every student, but the administration stepped in and told her she wasn’t allowed to because a 100% fail rate is recognized as a failure of the teacher, not the class. It wasn’t even her fault, really, though her being a notorious hard-ass didn’t help. It was a failure of the entire educational system.

So whenever I see crap like Elizabeth Holmes’s blood test scam or pharmaceutical trials which are unable to be replicated or industry-funded research that reaches wildly unscientific conclusions, I just remember those fucking sweet potatoes. I remember that curiosity dies when people are just trying to give their superiors the “right” answers, so they can get the grade, get the job, get the paycheck. It’s not about truth when it’s about paying rent. There’s no scientific integrity if you can’t control for human desperation.

[msaprildaniels]

There’s no scientific integrity if you can’t control for human desperation.

[minty-mumbles]

I can’t believe Legend was being slightly vulnerable and Sky immediately starts making fun of him ahdjsjflsjfdkdj

Not even a “You’re welcome” just immediately “lol your hair is pink now”

[tinyblackturtle]

be a witch and go into a magical realm to collect supplies and find out which north american animal will choose you as its companion

[tzagaglalal]

@slavicafire would you like to come visit the land i live in?

[goldensunset]

people in okami when a wolf wanders into their town: oh hello doggy…what a majestic lovely coat you have…are you here to do some shopping for your master?…would you like something to eat?…hmm something seems unique about you…were you perhaps sent by the gods?…oh silly me, rambling on while talking to a wolf…

people in twilight princess when a wolf wanders into their town: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[the-haiku-bot]

people in twilight

princess when a wolf wanders

into their town: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.