i fucking love louis tomlinson

Makayla still obsessed with queer playlists on 8tracks and dark lipstick. constantly yet barely writing.

[saythefisherman]

“you can’t make a lawful good character interesting and enjoyable”:

[thebloggerbloggerfun]

[teaboot]

They went to the same University and ate at the same caf table in total silence for four straight years. They were best friends

[kortzite]

[the-football-chick]

[truth-has-a-liberal-bias]

That’s what it’s like to listen to Republicans speak.

It’s like they have no idea how absurd they sound.

[justintaco]

[foxfairygender]

oppression isn’t generational and trying to frame politics as “the old people are wrong and the young people are right” erases the fact that there are old people who have been fighting the good fight for decades and the fact that there are young people who are literally nazis

[peredurthefool-deactivated20200]

Plus while there might be less old people fighting the good fight it’s usually because they were killed or were part of the minorities that have poor living conditions that kill you early

[clatterbane]

As came up recently, in fact: Seniors Are More Conservative Because the Poor Don’t Survive to Become Seniors

[fuckyeah2000s]

[toboldlywrite]

I know adverbs are Controversial, but “said softly” means something different than “whispered” and this is the hill I will die on.

[frogmunist-deactivated20190724]

I’m sure this has been asked before but would vampires drink period blood, and more importantly would the clumps just be a bonus for them?

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

ever had bubble tea?

[zsnes]

im going to hurt all of you im going to hit both of you with a heavy rock

[princesseblade]

it’s pretty much asking if the vampire likes pulp

[monzterzack]

[famousest-deactivated20210114]

its hard to be attractive when youre not

[dtftomholland]

@ all my fellow fic writers, I hope 2019 blesses you with inspiration, motivation and time to write, and your inboxes and messages are flooded with lovely comments and feedback/reviews

[kingkumaaa]

When the whole party is down but your bard is up

[mindlessly-reblogging-life]

I will never not reblog this 😂

[fecktrecool-deactivated20220314]

“Why are Green Day so against Trump?” Because they have common sense

[real-ugly-deactivated20190727]

Actually it’s just becaue they’re controlled by the media.

[fecktrecool-deactivated20220314]

Or maybe it’s because they looked at a man with a history of fraud and rape allegations, who has filed for bankruptcy four times, and who has the impulse control of a child, and thought “I don’t want to hand the most powerful political position on the planet to this man.”

[the-green-hour]

Gee its almost like a band who lived in poverty, has two High School dropouts, a frontman who identified as bisexual for most of his career, played for charities like “Food not Bombs”, always talked about their disatisfaction with the government, always discouraged descrimation like homophobia and racism at shows, WROTE AMERICAN IDIOT, wrote a song for an anti-Bush album and whose frontman called out Drumpf in 20 fucking 11 has always been against disgusting bigots like Donald Trump!

Or ya know. Somehow the media as been controlling them since 1989. Guess we will never truly know.

[starrypawz]

Hello I would like to talk to you about a little thing called ‘Punk’ 

[moli-imoli-deactivated20210418]

i’m really over the idea that customers deserve unconditional respect from employees like nah bitch you deserve back the exact amount of respect you enter the store with. you throw a tantrum in public? you deserve to be escorted out in front of everyone and i hope it’s humiliating for you. you try to come in after close and don’t take “we’re closed” as an answer? you deserve to be told to leave and ignored. you insult the people providing services to you? you deserve to be refused service. if you don’t behave like a damn adult with impulse control and basic compassion, no one personally owes you a fucking thing my dude 

[readythebabythrower]

tumblr after December 17th

[disasterbisexual-moved]

you laugh, but they actually wanted to implement a cursing filter 

[leprachaunsean]

[just-shower-thoughts]

You can be the safest driver in the world, but you’re still constantly endangered by other peoples carelessnes.

[asocialfoxpaw]

Hello Dad is that you???

[queen-haiz]

when u find a girl cover of a song and she didn’t change the pronouns to make it straight

[hallucin8]

Dirty talk but you both use your customer service voice

[lo-kaia]

Thanks I hate it

[fifty-shadesofgay]

partner: *cums*

me: great! will you be needing anything else today?

[ruffboi-mags]

Customer service but you use your dirty talk voice

[taviacw]

You’re a nasty little bitch aren’t you? Trying to return these shoes after 30 days.