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why are lesbians always hiking

#quils bullshit #wlw #lesbian #lgbtqia #this is in reference to dating app profiles btw

I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

moghedien

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

spookberry

Hanging out with my teen sister and her friends as the adult supervision at the cityfair and one of them has a beatles themed itabag. Her bias is George.

#I literally bought the bag for my sibling's Beetles ita bag #they are. obsessed

professionalwhooligan

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t00manybucketz

Seeing people freak out about Mark knowing bloodymary exists is really funny to me because that man has been in the Tumblr trenches for YEARS. Amy liked bloody mary art. They're both not new to this and love Absolutely any and all fan content (to a certain extent, anyways).

They're really into their fandom spaces. No judgement from that man he WILL feed our delusions because he too is deluded.

aroace-ryland-grace

Hi guys! I thought I should just share my whole mini little library of Project Hail Mary-related things so they're all in one place:

It includes:

My transcript of the movie (more on that here)

Audio recordings of the movie

A PDF of the book

The full audiobook

A copy of Andy Weir's doc on Eridians

The audiobook and audio recordings all have their properties programmed so they (should) work just like songs with a track number, album cover, artist, and so on if you download them.

There are two audios of the movie, one is the entire film untouched and one is that same audio cut up and broken down into separate scenes for convenience.

Additionally, there are two versions of the transcript, one with time stamps that match the audio and one without. The time stamps (+ their titles from the audio) are outlined in that version, so if you double-click on that tab or click "show outline," they'll all show up and you can pick a specific scene.

As always, if anything's not working right, you notice any mistakes in the transcript, or any of the audios are cut wrong, please let me know and I'll fix it as soon as I can!