Mmmm Sippy Sody

Dr bppermmm                                                          (she/her) 22

[fleshdyke]

when i get to heaven the real gun emoji will be there waiting for me

[opera-ghost]

[dambiex]

the problem with parents is that they are undiagnosed

[gayvampyr]

me after a minor inconvenience: i hope i get hit by a [remembers i’m anti car-centric infrastructure] pedestrian

[dragon-in-a-fez]

[nnebuchadnezzar]

in class and we were told to pull up chatgpt on our laptops to experiment with and the guy in front of me pulled up a deli menu and started looking at sandwiches

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

the two headed calf smoking twice as many marlboro red core packs as usual

[kushblazer666]

[dogpuppy]

[iloveprozac]

[creepymutelilbugger]

Isnt this how we lost the recipe for roman concrete

[fluentisonus]

looking at jobs is like vintage toothpick sorter entry level immediate start ..... wow maybe I could be a vintage toothpick sorter.... *starts to envision a future where I am deeply involved in vintage toothpick sorting* *scrolls down* "5 years vintage toothpick sorting required Minimum!" *my dreams of vintage toothpick sorting dissolve into dust"

[burntdivercorpse]

[vee-dmsr]

[tweeterwilbury]

Collecting those rn

[tweeterwilbury]

[tweeterwilbury]

[tweeterwilbury]

[darkcomedies]

still believe that one of the greatest bits of all time was on January 6th, 2021 when. well. you know. and twitter was understandably an echo chamber of panic and fear and Justin McElroy just tweeted a selfie with a filter that was like “have a delicious national spaghetti day” followed by 3 tweets that were like “fuck. i’m sorry. i don’t know how to delete scheduled posts” and as i type this two years later i’m laughing

[darkcomedies]

a belated delicious national spaghetti day to you all

[sleepyslag]

I think some of y'all don't know what people in their 30s look like.

[sleepyslag]

In the real world people in their 30's mostly don't look meaningfully older than people in their 20's. Once you stop looking like a teenager you sort of just look like an adult for several decades.

[nintengu]

(x)

[marlynnofmany]

I love how the tornado doesn't look malicious. She's just dancing along, doing her thing, and it's a pity you're so very ant-sized below.

[sourcreammachine]

tumblr will turn anything into a girl

[transmechanicus]

of course, this is the turning into a girl website

[lakemojave]

I do believe the girl is turning already

[souleater]