Pop Astrology

For Comedic Purposes

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Team Wings: 🕊️

Gemini, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio

Team Legs: 🐄

Aries, Taurus, Leo, Sagittarius

Team Fishtail: 🐟

Cancer, Capricorn, Aquarius, Pisces

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Having multiple jobs

No tolerance:

12. Pisces

11. Taurus

10. Sagittarius

Light tolerance:

9. Cancer

8. Scorpio

7. Leo

Medium tolerance:

6. Aries

5. Virgo

4. Gemini

High tolerance:

3. Aquarius

2. Libra

1. Capricorn

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Arriving to work

Arrives very late:

12. Sagittarius

11. Taurus

10. Aquarius

9. Pisces

Arrives on time:

8. Scorpio

7. Gemini

6. Leo

5. Libra

Arrives early:

4. Aries

3. Capricorn

2. Cancer

1. Virgo

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Hair dye during crisis

Least Tempted:

12. Capricorn

11. Aries

10. Taurus

9. Virgo

Moreso Tempted:

8. Cancer

7. Sagittarius

6. Gemini

5. Leo

Most Tempted:

4. Libra

3. Scorpio

2. Aquarius

1. Pisces

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Using phone on the toilet

Sits for short time:

12. Capricorn

11. Scorpio

10. Aries

9. Virgo

Sits for a while:

8. Cancer

7. Aquarius

6. Leo

5. Libra

Sits for too long:

4. Pisces

3. Sagittarius

2. Taurus

1. Gemini

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Lunar Queens & Kings

Small Kingdom:

12. Capricorn

11. Scorpio

10. Aquarius

Average Kingdom:

9. Aries

8. Sagittarius

7. Virgo

Large Kingdom:

6. Pisces

5. Gemini

4. Libra

Massive Kingdom:

3. Leo

2. Taurus

1. Cancer

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Moon: Mother Figure, Maternity, Cycles, Sorority, Feelings, Secret Desires, Emotional Security, Feminine, Mystical, Mysterious, Synchrony, Intuition, Psyche

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Solar Kings & Queens

Small kingdom:

12. Aquarius

11. Libra

10. Gemini

Average kingdom:

9. Scorpio

8. Cancer

7. Pisces

Huge Kingdom:

6. Virgo

5. Capricorn

4 . Taurus

Massive Kingdom:

3. Sagittarius

2. Aries

1. Leo

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Sun: Ego, Standards, Superiority, Shallowness, Superficial, Idealistic, Charismatic, Fluidity, Shine, Centricity, Selfishness, Survival Instinct

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How Nurturing is their Nature?

Light Green Thumb:

12. Scorpio

11. Capricorn

10. Aquarius

Green Thumb:

9. Sagittarius

8. Aries

7. Pisces

Deep Green Thumb:

6. Virgo

5. Libra

4. Gemini

Darkest Green Thumb:

3. Leo

2. Cancer

1. Taurus

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Abstract Thinking Skills

Little Odd:

12. Taurus

11. Leo

10. Virgo

9. Libra

Rather Odd:

8. Capricorn

7. Gemini

6. Sagittarius

5. Cancer

Really Odd:

4. Aries

3. Pisces

2. Aquarius

1. Scorpio

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Fairest Bitch of them all

(Petty & Pretty)

Rough inside, Rough outside

12. Virgo

11. Aries

10. Scorpio

Rough inside, Soft outside

9. Capricorn

8. Aquarius

7. Sagittarius

Soft inside, Rough outisde

6. Gemini

5. Leo

4 . Cancer

Soft inside, Soft outside

3. Taurus

2. Libra

1. Pisces

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Caffeine Addicts

Avoids high energy:

12. Taurus

11. Libra

10. Virgo

9. Pisces

8. Cancer

7. Aquarius

Craves high energy:

6. Leo

5. Capricorn

4. Sagittarius

3. Scorpio

2. Gemini

1. Aries

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Are we all mad here?

Slightly Insane:

12. Taurus

11. Capricorn

10. Libra

9. Leo

Normally Insane:

8. Virgo

7. Sagittarius

6. Gemini

5. Cancer

Definitely Insane:

4. Aquarius

3. Pisces

2. Aries

1. Scorpio

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Would risk injuries in a physical fight:

Gentle fighters:

12. Libra

11. Cancer

10. Pisces

9. Gemini

8. Virgo

7. Aquarius

Aggressive Fighters:

6. Leo

5. Scorpio

4. Sagittarius

3. Capricorn

2. Taurus

1. Aries

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Occult Animals:

Aries: Snakes

Taurus: Bulls

Gemini: Black Dogs

Cancer: Spiders

Leo: Black Cats

Virgo: Flies

Libra: Crows

Scorpio: Rats

Sagittarius: Black Horses

Capricorn: Goats

Aquarius: Owls

Pisces: Centipedes

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How Signs heal others

Aries: Unpredictable Adventuring

Taurus: Snacks and Art (Films/Music/Books)

Gemini: Pranks and Schemes

Cancer: Hugging and Crying

Leo: Compliment competition

Virgo: Acts of Service, preferably massage

Libra: Shopping and Spoiling

Scorpio: Darkness conversations

Sagittarius: Risk taking

Capricorn: House Work/Chores

Aquarius: Confidential 👽

Pisces: Love bombing

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Elemental Benders

Aries: Fire/Laser Bender

Taurus: Earth/Metal Bender

Gemini: Air/Astral Bender

Cancer: Water/Ice Bender

Leo: Fire/Combustion Bender

Virgo: Earth/Sand Bender

Libra: Air/Avatar of all Elements

Scorpio: Water/Blood Bender

Sagittarius: Fire/Lightning Bender

Capricorn: Earth/Lava Bender

Aquarius: Air/Gravity Benders

Pisces: Water/Ice Bender

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Emos of the Zodiac

Not Topic:

12. Leo - Divine Lion

11. Aries - Lords Sheep

10. Libra - Sword of Justice

9. Virgo - Earth Angels

8. Aquarius - Fair Revolutionist

7. Cancer - Lunar Children

Hot Topic:

6. Sagittarius - Chimera Abomination

5. Taurus - Golden Bull

4. Pisces - Reptilian Chameleon

3. Gemini - Angel Demon Polarity

2. Scorpio - Sign of death

1. Capricorn - The Devil Tarot