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flightlessbirdboy

I made AM

#some real good content coming from this game #tomodachi life #video games

lornasallydane

Computer. Iris by the goo goo dolls. Loud enough to kill.

#sometimes it's that kind of day #text #funny

toffeeandtatertots

Happy April 6th. Football is about to get so weird.

#17776 #finished reading it just in time for immortality day

garbagequeer

lately ive been thinking about this badly misspelled breaking bad graffiti that used to be in the park behind my house in 2014

#breaking bad #it's time to the cock #funny #pics

dogpuppy

#false #him doing nothing IS special #pics

cozycatboy

that one time last year when i tried rewatching hannibal while stoned and ended up drawing this in ms paint

#think about this comic once a month #funny #comic #hannibal

1five1two

#obsessed with its look

memorydatas

does anyone else remember when michaels (art supply company) accidentally made omegle again

shadowthian

when they What

memorydatas

michaels added a feature for a while in sept. 2020 where shoppers could ask questions that would be answered live by other shoppers anonymously. which led to some good michaels interactions.

#michaels #funny

yourtongzhihazel

France: hundreds of years with baguette -- DID NOT INVENT BANH MI

Vietnam: less than 100 years with baguette -- INVENTED BANH MI

ANOTHER WIN FOR VIETNAM‼️‼️‼️‼️

🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳

#BAHN MI SUPREMACY #funny #text

lymphonodge

scrappy doo has been found dead in miami

snootgaze-deactivated20170620

is he okay

lymphonodge

hes alright but he died

#shoutout to my friends who got this printed on booty shorts as a bday gift #world heritage post #text #funny

cheeso

found footage horror film

agitated girl: mike put the camera down

mike: He ha why its a home movey

#oh boy another term to incorporate into my lexicon #home movey #text #funny

strangestcase

one thing you gotta appreciate in Carpenter’s The Thing is that it is also a horror from the POV of the monster. At the end of the day it’s a movie about a bunch of assholes isolated in the middle of nowhere doing what they can to survive, and by “doing what they can” I mean freaking out and screaming and throwing up. this also includes the Thing.

strangestcase

Everybody in the Thing, including the Thing: FUCK!!!!! THESE GUYS ARE GONNA KILL ME!!!!!!! FUUUUUCK!!!!!!

#the thing #text