blow a kiss ; fire a gun !

⋮ ↪ lysandre × he/him × 27 × fictionkin × neurodivergent ⋮ ↪ crux of an endogenic gateway system ⋮ ↪ check out my pinned post!

[astrosynth]

Hi there! This pinned post is to give you a brief taste of my Flavour™ since first impressions are important! My name is Lysandre, and here’s some basic info about me:

27

He / Him

Libra

Artist

Writer

Otherkin

Plural

Neurodivergent

This is my personal blog I’ll use to post kin stuff, funny memes, relatable posts, aesthetics, fanart, or whatever else happens to tickle my fancy at any given moment. This is a sideblog, so I’ll follow back from @anarchysys​​.

Interests:

Anime (Naruto, BNHA, Haikyuu!!, Pokemon, DGM, K Project, Sk8, Nanbaka)

Also anime merchandise lately

Other fandoms like Homestuck/Hiveswap, The Arcana, Hazbin Hotel / Helluva Boss, The Walking Dead, and more!

Games that fuel the Autism™ (The Isle, Path of Titans, Century: Age of Ashes, Don't Starve, Jurassic World Evolution 2, Planet Zoo, Ori and the Blind Forest)

Witchcraft / magic / spirituality

Tarot

Astrology

Queer anarchism

Fanart/Fanfiction

Blog Links:

About Me!

BYF

Kinlist

FAQ

You can also check my Rentry to see where else you can find me!

[inviktart]

Please visit INVIKTA@CARRD for full terms and conditions, prices, and commission status. Please do not submit orders through my social media; I only accept commissions through ARTISTREE and KO-FI. However, you may reach out to me on social media for inquiries.

COMMISSIONING ME MEANS YOU HAVE READ AND AGREE TO THE T&C

[nekosaws]

reblog this to be an annoying faggot at ur followers

[incognitopolls]

If you say something is "cringe" or that it made you cringe, what do you usually mean by that/what level of intensity do you mean?

I mean it positively or affectionately

I'm neutral on the subject

Mild dislike

Moderate dislike

Your like is not my like, but your like is okay (aka YKINMK,BYKIOK)

It's bad

I hate it

It's a red flag

I absolutely cannot stand its existence, but there might be a redeeming quality

No redeeming qualities, that thing should have never existed at all

That thing is actively detrimental to people/society/all things good

I mean something else entirely (elaborate?)

Voting ended onOct 3, 2024

We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

[astrosynth]

alastor going absolutely bat shit insane inside our head while i'm casually simping over lucifer

[incognitopolls]

Do you WANT to exist?

Yes

Maybe? I think so

I don't know

Maybe? But I don't think so

No

Voting ended onSep 24, 2024

This is not asking if you want to die, or if you want to be dead (without necessarily dying). Do you want to exist? Or would you rather just poof and not exist?

–

We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

[incognitopolls]

Do you take your glasses off before sex?

Yes

Sometimes/depends

No, my glasses stay on

I wear glasses but have never had sex

I don't wear glasses

Voting ended onSep 25, 2024

We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

[astrosynth]

l’amante, 2012 (source)

[astrosynth]

well, cohost is shutting down, so i guess i'm back here for now. rip in pieces 😔🤘

[astrosynth]

CARRD TEMPLATE 02 : book of shadows ( multimuse )

[ LIVE DEMO ] && [ BUY ON KO-FI ] && [ SINGLE MUSE VER ]

$5 on Ko-Fi

Requires a PRO PLUS plan to use.

If you're new to Carrd or are interested in upgrading your plan, consider using my referral link ( try.carrd.co/mbpdxp88 ) to visit the site or use the code "MBPDXP88" during checkout!

Do not remove credit.

Feel free to edit as much as you want to fit your tastes!

FEATURES :

Animated background

Nine pre-made pages for muse info, including profile details, personality, biography, verses, mains, and tags

A pre-made form to use as an interest checker (be sure to put your own email address in the "recipient email" field to receive responses!)

[astrosynth]

CARRD TEMPLATE 01 : book of shadows ( single muse )

[ LIVE DEMO ] && [ BUY ON KO-FI ] && [ MULTIMUSE VER ]

$5 on Ko-Fi

Requires a PRO PLUS plan to use.

If you're new to Carrd or are interested in upgrading your plan, consider using my referral link ( try.carrd.co/mbpdxp88 ) to visit the site or use the code "MBPDXP88" during checkout!

Do not remove credit.

Feel free to edit as much as you want to fit your tastes!

FEATURES :

Animated background

Pages for character info, verses, mains, and tags, with customizability to add more

A pre-made form to use as an interest checker (be sure to put your own email address in the "recipient email" field to receive responses!)

[babumakeanart]

for the hairstyle meme! olrox from castlevania nocturne with braids? :0

I had not seen Castlevania nocturne yet so I hope I give this fella a justice 🙏

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[coffee-or-hot-cocoa]

i need all the help i can get for finals

[finnglas]

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

This might be the real one, y’all.

[azaraspirit]

what the hell? i could use some luck *hits reblog*

[worldheritageposts-official]

World Heritage Post

[monsoonsosoon]

reblogging again… need it bad lol 

[whispers-into-the-void]

desperate times call for desperate measures 🙏🏽

[leisamc]

I need luck in the form of a really slow and quiet week omg please

[sunischhittheraccon]

I need it for my test results

[monabee-draws]

DIRE need for some help writing an academic paper atm. Will check back in with results may it be decent 🥺

[feraligatr]

do it drunk. do it high

[feraligatr]

do it with another guy.

[hobbies306540111]

women should lift weights because it prevents osteoporosis in old age and makes you a more capable person in everyday life please shut up about butts and waists and hourglasses i'm going to fucking kill

[endangeredlove]

;___;♡♡♡♡

[mothric]

genuine question from someone who would rather chew their arm off than go to a public gym, and also doesnt have a lot of money: how do you safely get into strength training? are there youtube channels, apps (android), etc anyone recommends that makes it approachable and don't lean into diet culture / body shaming?

also the biggest thing that keeps me from working out is that I already have joint and spinal issues and moving the wrong way can fuck up a knee or a shoulder or my spine for days. I really don't want to injure myself, and have unwittingly done so before. resources that are extremely clear on exactly how to move and offer gentler / alternative ways to move for people with limited range are vital.

[feenyxblue]

Okay, so this may not technically be strength training, but muscles are dumber than bricks and cannot tell the difference between your own bodyweight and actual weights.

So, may I recommend:

Hybrid Calisthenics

Hey everyone! My name is Hampton and my brand is Hybrid Calisthenics. You can find me by that name pretty much everywhere on social media.

He runs a YouTube channel where he goes over how to work your way up to more complex exercises (for instance, his pull-ups videos start with using a door jamb and moving your weight back and forth) so it's good for easing yourself into things.

[bundibird]

You also don't have to fork out for expensive weights and such if you don't want to/can't. Substitute with stuff you either already have at home or can get from the supermarket and build up the weight you can exercise with. 500 gram cans of butter beans then 750 gram bottles of pasta sauce. 1 litre drink bottle then your 1.5 litre milk bottle. 3 litre bulk-buy bottle of laundry detergent. Etc. One of my dogs weighs 13 kilos and I pick her up on the regular (to her delight). One weighs 16 kg and I pick him up too (to his consternation and mild disapproval). You don't have to fit out some fancy home gym before you can start strength training.

[theygender]

I second Hybrid Calisthenics, that's the program I use. It's run by one guy who's taken it upon himself to make exercising more accessible and it's completely free! Each exercise has different variations based on your ability and each variation is further divided into different levels of difficulty so you can work up to where you want to be. If you can't do a single push up for example then this program will help you work up to the point where you can, and if you're a master of push ups then there are more advanced body weight exercises you can tackle so you can keep moving forward in your training without stagnating. The routine offers a full body workout with absolutely no equipment required for the beginning levels. The only reason you would need to buy anything is if you want to work up to a full pull up, at which point you would need actual pull up rings

Here's his actual website which I feel is easier to navigate than the YouTube channel on its own and organizes things in a way that's easy to understand. He explains everything you need to know about the routine and each individual exercise has both a text description and a video tutorial

Hybrid Calisthenics

[nevershootamockingbird]

[ begin id: a screenshot of tumblr tags that read "#i started my mom lifting with me 1.5 years ago. it's improved her balance and strength so much #she has avoided falling 4 times and i no longer worry about her #she lifts heavy boxes with a grin of pride #i've been teaching her about how much it helps women to strength train and she LOVES it #when we started she could barely lift 3lb #she now wields 7lb dumbbells in each hand as of our workout today!! #her foot pain and back pain have improved SIGNIFICANTLY since she's strengthened her core #she was bordering on immobility bc of how much pain she was in w her arthritis and spinal conditions #today she can hold a plank for 30 seconds and do 10 pushups!!!!! #shes almost 60 and she tells me she wants to do this w me forever #i love her so much and i am so proud of her working so hard to strengthen her body #after 50 years of diet culture and her own mother telling her to be dainty and frail #she's strong and she isn't scared of falling or tripping #we do 5 min of balance work each day at the end of every workout :)" / end id ]

[boringkate]

[himifujo]

me and who ♡♡♡