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"Your father in law married a horse for tax reasons?!"

- Bou, my PC, in a thick Australian accent.

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If you ever wanted a visual to explain how binary in works. (I didn’t make this but found on the Internet)

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there is literally no logical, emotional, aesthetic, philosophical, moral, or sexy reason for the sun to be gone at 4.30 pm 

[another-exclus]

Vampires can come out earlier

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One sexy reason

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@thesealfriend

[ampervadasz]

Barter

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Our D&D party’s current icon

[judeiscariot]

literally the only celebrity allowed to speak

[thiefnessman]

i like how he dressed up as god for this joke

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The doctor was unable to separate the art from the artist. I’m so sorry.

[thesealfriend]

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“I’m not great at scots or poetry so I should write a poem in scots!” - me for some goddamn reason. Here goes. 

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Whit’s fur ye’ll no go by ye, Ma granny’d a'ways say She meant me tae be patient Good luck’ll come ma way

But Auntie also hid advice Some words ae wisdom true: “Ye dinnae ask, ye dinnae get” An’ how wid ah dae that too?

Ther’s sae much oot there fur us Sae many fowks tae meet Ther’s smiles and laughter tae be had An’ many tears tae greet

Ah’ve hid ma share ae baith ae those O’ times baith bad an’ guid Spent sae lang at ma wit’s end Just waitin’ tae get rid

Ma granny’s words, they aw rang true The worst did pass me by Ah saw where auld things had tae go And where new chances lie

But auntie’s right, I hid tae fight Show auld things tae the bin An when ah met somebody new Ah had tae ask them in

What’s fur me didnae pass me by It lingered in ma sight But I hid tae go and catch it An’ I’ve got tae haud it tight

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Soup soup soup soup

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@thesealfriend it u

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The Fresh Witch of Blair

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@thesealfriend

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in my notifications

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high comedy

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