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grete, she/her or they/them, demiromantic @whatamicallingthispecies

[tamer-of-krypton]

What If: Lionel DIDN'T Die, was Still a Dick to Lex and Lena, was Pretty Decent to Clark (but Still Pointed Out Things Every Now and Then) but... Adored the Children and Didn't Care That 8 Out of 9 of Them Were Nabbed From Someone Else?

Not only that, but the kids like to visit Lionel (who they call Pop-pop) a few times a year, and Lex HATES IT, but only shows just a small portion of that hate so his kids don't get upset for him. Any panic attacks he has about Lionel are always hidden or forced down so no one worries about him, only Clark knows about them, but he isn't aware that Lionel is the reason they happen because Lex doesn't TALK.

Tim: EVERYONE WAKE UP! IT'S TIME TO VISIT POP-POP!

The Other Batkids + Connor: *Cheer and rush to get ready*

Clark: Huh, the day came faster than expected, didn't it, honey?

Lex: *Having the hugest inner panic imaginable but still smiling convincingly* It certainly did.

[atalantethewaldfee]

I'm going to repeat myself from my comment, but this would probably be an exercise in feeling thoroughly gaslit from all angles for Lex and Lena.

Try to imagine that you have to explain to your husband or your children why you are so lentally fucked up.

Try telling your husband about the abuse you suffered all throughout your childhood and adolescent years.

And your abuser is one room over being the sweetest grandather to ever exist. Obviously Clark would NEVER victim blame. He is sure it was as bad for Lex and Lena as they say it was! But... Are you sure that he maybe hasnt just... changed?

Is it really fair to deprive their kids of a living grandfather just because Lex feels a little uncomfortable? Maybe Lex and Lena should just go to therapy and accept that people can grow.

Meanwhile Lex and Lena each ate the calloric amount of one (1) corn of rice for dinner because Lionel made a 'joke" about their coffees, that they took with milk and sugar, maybe being a little too much for them, dont you think, and now neither one dared to eat annother bite in his presence. And they arent even allowed to leave because Clark wants them to present a save and healthy family picture for Connor and the batkids.

[tamer-of-krypton]

Was thinking for a while now about writing an AU (I realy dont have the time so, instead, I am offering my AU idea to you) ala Krypton never died AU where Kal gets send to earth as an adult to lead the forces and invade it. Krypton thinks that it will surely be easy. Humans arent as far evolved as kryptonians when it comes to technology AND life under the light of a yellow star. Easy pickings.

Turns out it isnt. Instead of an easy win krypton has unwittingly put itself into a year long stalemate war.But Krypton has nothing if not time and recources so, eventually, they get humanity on the backfoot.Entrance, Lex Luthor with the potentially dumbest idea in his career as a rebell leader.Can you guess it? Exactly. Seducing the General. (Definitely no personal reasons. Nu-uh. Only selfless saving the earth on Lexs side)

With your ideas of kryptonian culture Lexs thought process gets a little more logical. With the mating for life and extreme feral protectiveness of their mates and hatchlings (Could also be Lex making Connor as a political pawn and then not only falling in love with the child but also getting told 'Youre the generals mate now. The nest is that way'. Would be funny.)

The UNO Reverse twist is absolutely amazing! It would definitely be the start of some weird Human/Kryptonian "truce" that the Kryptonians are extremely on the fence about. Some just accept it, others try to challenge the decision and have their asses handed to them.

And Lex trying to baby trap Clark just to be Shotgun Wedding'd and ending up actually loving his own son is *Chef's Kiss*, perfect!

[atalantethewaldfee]

Imagine Lex, Connor in his arms, thinking he finally has the upper hand again. Yes, it is sad that he will have to give up this precious baby but- Nope, not going down that route. The Boy is a pawn in this war for humanities future and has absolutely not emotional weight for Lex beyond that. His big green eyes that look too much like Lexs own have absolutely no influence on Lex. The boys smile is absolutely NOT cherubic. That would be obsurd. The boy is a bastardization of humanity, half human half their violent invadors. Truly, Lex only named him to beat the kryptonians to it. The boy is a pawn.

So, Lex proudly, and meniacly, presents the boy to Kal-El who immediately has a panick reaction because HOW THE FUCK DO I HAVE A BABY?! I DONT EVEN HAVE A NEST FOR THE BABY! WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?!? WHEN DID I GET A BABY?!?

Meanwhile Kara, Kals second in command, stares blankly at the boy. While Kal is still panicking, she has already deduced that that boy, is obviously not JUST kryptonian. Obviously she immediately starts laughting hysterically because she is currently the only being in the galaxy aware of the cosmic joke currently being played. She is the only one that knows that Lex Luthor of Earth and Kal-El of Krypton are now mated for life. And she already knows Luthor is going to find a way to spin this in humanities favour.

[atalantethewaldfee]

Because showering is so tiring for me, it was sugested from multiple sides that I should try some physical therapy specifically to train my upper body/ shoulder rehion more so the act of washing my hair ect. would be so fautiquing and painfull anymore.

I thought that Idea was good enought to try but when I talked to my doctor about it he just told me that, sure, he could do it but

'Passive exercise doesnt exist'

Wich, to be clear, I didnt ask for. I was not talking about that, but about needing specific exercises to strengthen my muscles in my upper body/shoulders/arms to make tasks like washing my hair (and carrying thing).easier and I think it is pretty reasonable to want to go to a professional for that, especially because of my fatigue and the fact that upper body and arm pain are big factors for me. I wasnt asking for 'Passive exercise', but there is exercise specialized on being as minimal in harm as possible for anybody and anything. Surely wanting that isnt being lazy, or whatever he was trying to insinuate.

Anyway. He was really rude and told me I was better off just doing normal sport I enjoyed to build general strength (again, totally ignoring the problem in all steps) and telling me about how resting obviously makes you loose muscle, as if I didnt know that, and in general was just super parronising about it.

And I was to embarrassed to talk about it any more and just finished the appointment as fast as possible. Without a prescription for physical therapy.

[tamer-of-krypton]

If I annoy you please just ignore it, but the image of Clark and his 'little' jewellery treats he wears out to work for a week and then eats has buried itself into my brain. So, could we maybe see some of the drama Lexs utter spoiling of his favourite feral bear boy has brought unto The daily planet, Metropolis, the league and possible Lexs bank account?

You Don't Annoy Me! I Love Answering Questions and Giving Lore!

The Daily Planet

- Every time Clark gets a new gift (re: Treat) and wears it to work, his female coworkers scowl at him knowing they'll only see it for that week before it disappears.

- Because no one at TDP knows about Clark's secret identity (save for Lois), everyone (again, save for Lois) assumes he intentionally wears the jewelry to show it off then tosses it. Some sort of dickish way to prove he's dating a rich man.

- Perry has gotten so many complaints about Clark's jewelry, but is unable to do anything lest Clark either flip out or vent to Lex about it and have the entire building purchased just so Lex can fire Perry.

- The insane rarity of the jewelry and gifts in general has led some of Clark's coworkers to theorize he's a thief with terrible hiding skills.

Metropolis

- The quickly dwindling number of jewels and precious metals has made everyone in Metropolis believe there is a thief going specifically for their city.

- Because of this fear of thievery, civilians keep going to Superman about their worries and jewelers keep going to him about some plan they think Lex is coming up with.

- The few random civilians who have seen Clark walking around briefly with his gifts (treats) have created a forum talking about how he might be the thief.

The Justice League

- The consistent gifting has made Clark 'slightly' entitled, and that entitlement occasionally slips into his Superman persona.

- Whenever that entitlement rears its ugly head, Bruce and Diana make it a point to either bench Superman if they're preparing for a mission or talk to him like disappointed parents after any missions where he acts up.

- Bruce has had conversations with Lex billionaire-to-billionaire about the spoiling, and every time he leaves much more pissed off than before. Lex consistently denies spoiling Clark, even when faced with stone cold evidence shoved in his face (literally).

- Flash once asked if he could taste a gem because it looked like candy... The reaction was less than savory.

- Clark has growled at members of his team more than once when they stepped too close to him while he's munching on his gifts.

Lex's Whole Dang Company

Literally everyone working for Lex has started suffering losses in pay because of his gifts to Clark. Mercy has done everything in her power to drill the seriousness of the situation into Lex's head, and has repeatedly threatened to call Clark's parents and have them solve the problem.

[atalantethewaldfee]

Artists rendition of Clark shoeing off his new treat

[fibro-memes]

[atalantethewaldfee]

Anybody else having a problem with pacing because of everybody around you being shit at planning? Or is this a personal issue.

Because I swear I spend about double the time waiting for people that I spend actually with them and, as any person with chronic fautique can tell you, waiting for a specific thing is also exhausting and takes energy.

And even if I spend time with people, wich for me is a time I try to make very efficient and intrnsive s I actually get something for time and energy spend, they most of time...dont care.

Talking to them about this does nothing. They still reschedule constantly and only tell me at the lat minute or just, are late constantly. And then make me feel guilty when I stop waiting for them to go rest or cut our time short because I dont want to overdo it.

I just feel like all the pressure in my social interaction lies on me.

Just kinda wanted to vent about it for a while, I guess.

Anybody have any ideas how to...work this situation?

[atalantethewaldfee]

the cat scares me. I cant stop. Help.

[atalantethewaldfee]

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Which video game character do you most identify with (and why, if you like)?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

Prince Sidon from breath of the wild. Or well, king Sidon from tears of the kingdom.

I too am a mildly self sacrificing supportive bitch that will be almost aggressively optimistic. The worse the people around me get the more optimistic I get.

Also, I always have been and always will be the defacto leader of my closest friend group. Wich essentially means that I will make a decision, my friends will just agree and then I have to ask every one of them individually what their specific thoughts on the matter are. And once the survey is done I can readjust my decisions. And I just feel like the Zora under Sidon work similarly.

Sidon: Lets do X!

Zora: Yes your highness!

Sidon: *remembers the upsides of a democracy* No! Wait! I have to make you fill out this survey first!!!!

I have been burdened with thecrown and I am aggressively trying to live up to it. One day...one day.

[atalantethewaldfee]

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If you could choose a game to live in, what would it be?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

The Kirby world. Dream planet. Some cute waddle dee village. Its not even a question. I dream of the possebilities every night. Okay, kot every night. But its my favoured choice by far.

I will happily become backround waddle dee Nr. 84 if it leans I get to life in a world where roadbloccades are made out of chocolate wafers. (Kirby tripple deluxe was the first game I ever played and it influenced so much of ly stylistic tastes its actually embarrassing)

I want to be part of one of those cuddly waddle dee towers. Please.

[atalantethewaldfee]

Oh, to be a crazy capable scientist in star trek. With my very own mysterious and wierd wife.

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Gerard P Donelan

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

I love the notes saying this femme knows exactly what she's doing and it's all part of her flirting technique. You get it.

[kyrianne]

More of his stuff and about him

[kyrianne]

[kyrianne]

[laslloronas]

My absolute favorite of his work

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[strawberryamanita]

Lest we forget "The Quilt" (not as funny, but worth a mention)

[atalantethewaldfee]

Listened to science fiction filk music and somehow ended up doodeling this photo of some science fiction crew.

I have nothing for these people.

Only that they are some kind of space faring adventurers. The little guy in glasses is a captain and the alien at the very right is some kind of parasitic being. That has something to do with them being the pilot too. But I'm not sure what the colmections were so...

So, I thought as a fun exercise of creativity for all of us, I would leave them to tumblr to decide their fates. Especially in a time where AI is...everywhere, we should do spontaneous and wierd creative stuff.

So, who are they, what are they. Name, age, history. What name did they give their ship? I'll take anything.

[atalantethewaldfee]

God I forgot how fucking good Ds9 is.

The season one episode 'Duet' ?

I just rewatched it and now I remember why it stuck in my brain so much for so long.

Marritzas portrayal of Gul Darhe'el being so much more about his own guilt, about him reconing woth the banality of his evil. With the fact that he was just a cog in a giant murder mashine. Just a file clerk that never murdered a man by his own hand but enabled the murder of thausandths, maybe millions of innocense.

He cannot die as Marritza. He cant.

Because if he dies as Marritza it has no weight. No meaning. It wont mollify the bajorans and it wont calm his own guilt. It wont fprce Cardassia to face its own evil.

Instead he has to die as Darhe'el. Has to get himself executed as Darhe'el. He has to give the Bajorans SOMETHING. He has to force Cardassia to face itself and change and grow.

But it changes nothing. Because Kira cant kill a man that dares to try and become better. So, he gets killed as Marritza. Not even in trial.

God this show is good.

[atalantethewaldfee]

You know an early two thausand series is great accidentally psychological horror when you are rewatching it and all of a sudden have to pause and take youself an introspective 15 minutes to decide if this show is normal 'story has emotionally painfull parts' painfull or 'I am watching this because I never grew out of my childhood trigger seeking behavior' painfull

[rovethings]

And then Lex Luthor cums on the spot-- okay sorry I mean yeah wild that Lucas is trying to gain Lionel's affection by doing dirty business and "stealing" from Lex so he gets narratively punished for that while Lex works hard with his real hands doing a real farm man job so he gets the honest and kind and genuine Jonathan's seal of approval because if there's something Smallville loves is to remind you that money is bad and farm is good

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[caluummhood-deactivated20140506]

HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

[jamesjoeboyleeeee-deactivated20]

the first post ever on tumblr

[powerpuffsposts-deactivated2025]

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

[kpopdotexe-blog]

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

[teenyweenynotepad]

reblog this because it shows up every blue moon

[flamboynt-deactivated20151220]

I FOUND IT ✊

[addcolortomysky]

I WAS SO SCARED IT WOULDNT BE THE ORIGINAL

[blairisbae]

Who first posted this?

[ratbastarddotfuck]

I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO END WITH A MEME OR SOME SHIT NO IT’S THE REAL ONE OH MY GOD

[amberdamnn]

Wishing I’ll do well on my finals ✨

[srkile]

Wishing for this post to appear more times

[amazing-cryptids]

This post is an amazing cryptid. It appeared and here we are

[coelii]

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

[kinkykinard]

[atalantethewaldfee]

i dont have any headache, but I will happy donate my debilitating, traveling full body joint and muscle pain for the cause