You Couldn’t Wheel A Tire Down A Fuckin Hill

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[ceruleanheaven]

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

[my-dailydreams]

[my-dailydreams]

[toastbutteregg]

[ruinedchildhood]

[tsarbucks-deactivated20190812]

the clickhole people take no prisoners yet again

[stillons-deactivated20230901]

im kinda bored of this whole computers thing. i think tomorrow im gonna go outside and see if i find some kind of creature to look at

[wizardshark]

Deactivated.... Op did it boys

[t-s-n-deactivated20250205]

me getting silly in the pussy if im being honest ?

[pococurantina]

could you lie

[frontmansdefender]

“How’s life?”

Me:

[sexysilverstrider]

the group chat when i ask whos available to hang out next week

[medusasstory]

Honestly this is one of the best formatted jokes of all time.

[ruinedchildhood]

Sinners (2025)

[enyafans4communism]

fuck, marry, kill: the wound that won’t heal, the past you can’t undo, the ghost that keeps returning

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[rakdos-dogdyke]

Puts the product on tumblr for all to share it

[firebirdeternal]

My what a guy, that Gaston.

[gentlemanhoneyfarmer]

[sleepy-bebby]

[themoonandmyman]

to whom am I squeaking

[beardedmrbean]