[voyage-of-the-porn-spreader]

[hotroadkill]

collection

[ultimomizu]

How my dad decided to tell me that our guests had left the house

[lokiloo-blog]

I hate hate HATE all those 2edgy 4me theories about kids shows. Like Angelica dreaming up the rugrats, or the ed, edd, and eddy children being ghosts, or literally anything that takes a lighthearted and fun kids show and has to turn it into some tragic take of rape or murder or misinformed mental illness. So you know what? From now on I’m gonna do the exact opposite. Every cool grim-dark show is now because of a bunch of children. To get us started: Game of Thrones: A middle-school DnD campaign with the most angry, vindictive DM who has promised to kill everyone’s player characters (and their family) by the end.

[werewolfxo-moved-deactivated202]

The Walking Dead is actually a bunch of kids playing zombie apocalypse in their neighborhood and every time someone “dies,” it’s because their parents called them home for supper.

[transselkie]

Breaking Bad is actually just a fanfic the students in Mr. White’s class write about him because no one has any idea what he does with his free time and the running jokes about it got wildly out of hand.

[deepestfriendgoophero]

I absolutely love all of these takes

[roach-works]

all the saw movies are written by two 7 year old girls getting rid of their extra ken dolls

[a-daks]

I see this headline:

As a former cakewrecks lover, I figured sure, I’ll bite. Let’s see this cake. Literally nothing could have prepared me for this cake. 

They paid $49 for this “frog-themed” cake and honestly no amount of money in the world could be put on this masterpiece:

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[ferretteeth]

I wish I could erase this post from my memory and experience seeing this image for the first time all over again

[fangirltothefullest]

As someone with adhd I DO forget what it looks like and so every time I am so unprepared XD

[knightofleo]

Cats by Léo Forest

[luriuan]

Sokka and Zuko get SO much funnier when you remember this is both of their first times talking to another teenage boy in years. Sokka had all the other boys leave the tribe when he was little and Zuko just hasn’t talked to other teenage boys. They wanna be friends but have absolutely no clue how to talk to other teenagers. I love them so much.

[syciaralynx]

2 POORLY SOCIALIZED DOGS BOTH PLAY-BOWING WHEN THE OTHER ISN'T LOOKING.

[plotbunny-bundle]

They have talked to a teenage boy. However, it was Jet. That was the last and first teenage boy either of them have talked to. and it did not end well.

[clarkent]

“not all men” you’re right. superman would never do this.

[clarkent]

unrelated side note: that daily planet reporter clark kent would also never do this.

[johannestevans]

horniest battle moments:

- taking your ally's weapon out of their scabard to use yourself

- using someone else's shoulder as a rifle stand

- nudging someone's chin up with the tip of your weapon

- freezing with your blades against one another's throats, breathing into each other's mouths

[gallusrostromegalus]

Penetration :)

[transmechanicus]

[spacemancharisma]

I’m literally on thr verge of tears

[nothorses]

[quasi-normalcy]

Reverse Mulan about a young man who disguises himself as a noblewoman and has to learn how to do passive-agressive politicking at dinner parties.

[queerofthedagger]

I'd truly be the worst person to stick into a timeloop because I'd really just spend the first 5 years catching up on my book tbr, the next 7 on all the movies and shows that've Been On My List for ages, and then another decade on ao3. like sure nothing may stick but my memories will and i can just go into a supermarket to get snacks and wine each day, and i have art to indulge in. like thanks for the hints on how to get out but respectfully, I am busy

[swampthingy]

[actuallyapathy]

[the-lumpfish-queen]

I love environmental storytelling

[belphegor1982]

[hotlegsharker]

[body5000-deactivated20180929]

im 12 years old sitting on my bed reading it’s midnight it’s summer my window is open the crickets are very loud but very soothing my room smells dusty and warm and no one else exists. im 12 years old. the feeling never goes away.

[only-tiktoks]

[tahthetrickster]

who wants to see the worst thing ive seen this week

[tahthetrickster]

too bad, im showing you anyway

[arsondotpng]

a non-photoshopped picture of someone actually wearing them, for your viewing pleasure

[melonisopod]

[xleomustdiex]

THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY @hellsite-hall-of-fame

[christian-zelda]

I'm still salty about them changing his design after the first movie.

EDIT: Since people keep saying the changes are subtle/not really there, I'm putting this in the main post.

[thedutchdemon]

They puggified my boy :(

[important-animal-images]

[theoutcastrogue]

[geigergearz]

I showed them to my mom once and she pointed at the kitten and said “petty theft” and pointed to the big cat and said “grand larceny”