wearing a blindfold my shoelace untied

abby | multifandom + musicals + anything that doesn't end up on my main | likes and follows from @plangentia, but you might also know me as @zimms

[strawberry-twizzler]

where are my “they were both in love with ferris bueller” truthers??

[freshlybakedfandoms]

when u tie ur life force forever to the kid fated to die at sixteen but he's ur best friend so ur world wouldn't be complete without him anyway. and u both have another best friend and all three of u know that she will watch u both die in a few years but ur all ignoring it because no one wants to think about it. and she's already watched her older sister 'die' and lost her brother to evil but fate is fate. and u wont even have a chance at rebirth or reincarnation because u aren't human. so ur gonna be a plant forever and have no chance at seeing them again. but it's always worth it because the empathy link means u get three more years together instead of dying in this cyclops cave.

[buckleysibz]

Uncle Buck & Jee

[girldraki]

kind of harmonically beautiful

[funky-insanitear]

[theweight]

they should do emmys for gifs

[escuerzoresucitado]

[stealthetrees]

What if human astronauts visit Erid one day and are doing diplomatic things and whatnot and they learn Ryland Grace is sstill alive and is in a terrarium. One of the astronauts jokingly says “you’re not experimenting on him are you” and the Eridians freeze cause yeah, they totally are. They experiment on him all the time. They’re experimenting on him right now in fact. They read about deep sea diving and are now testing the effects of replacing certain gases in Graces atmosphere. Right now they’re testing helium.

They send someone to stop the experiment but Grace refuses cause they’re so far in already and well that would just ruin the data.

The new humans think this is hilarious and insist on joining the experiment as Grace excitedly yaps about all the cool stuff he’s learned about aliens but he’s still got that high pitched helium voice.

[avoid-avoidance]

(^ @caligeno tags)

Grace:

[snowsmoked]

Yuna showing Ilya photos of little baby Shane and they get to a photo of a naked two year old Shane grinning at the camera, shirt held up in his triumphant chubby fist. Yuna smiles and tells him how hard it was to keep clothes on Shane and that he’d rip them off whenever they weren’t looking. Without thinking Ilya says “so not much has changed, huh?” and then freezes because he can’t believe he just said that in front of his boyfriend’s mom until Yuna laughs so hard she spills her wine.

[thisfeebleheart]

Heated Rivalry (2025) / Brokeback Mountain (2005) (insp.)

[allstarrocks]

shanes dream birthday is free use cum rag crazy all day sex ending sore and half numb ilyas dream birthday is Medieval Times

[wenightmareyou]

fit hot guys have problems too

[hgedits]

Eva Stratt:

[clytemnestraaa]

on the day of shane’s birth yuna took him to the melted centre bell and dipped him into it to turn him into the greatest hockey player of all time but unfortunately her hand was covering one foot and this is the skate he trips on at the end of the long game

[thisfeebleheart]

patient needs neck kisses to survive

[watermelontuesdays]

AU where Shane and Ilya don't hook up or have a decades-long secret. They don't really know each other at all, except to play each other.

Shane comes out of the closet sometime after Scott does, and in some random, lighthearted interview, they ask him what he's looking for in a man. And Shane's just, off-hand like, "Well, he'd have to have at least one Stanley Cup. Obviously." And when he gets a good reaction from that, he keeps going, like "Needs to be amazing at hockey. Definitely needs to be at least an All-Star, if not a captain. Hot too. If he can't bench-press me, I'm not interested."

And it's all in fun, except two days after the interview prints, Ilya Rozanov shows up at his door like "knock, knock. I am here to apply for boyfriend position. Do you need resume? I brought my Stanley Cup ring, just in case."

[hardlyhinged]

Op’s tags

[smokingrozanov]

Vampire Shane who won’t drink human blood for ethical reasons & human Ilya who is like oh my god Hollander you’re so boring 🙄 you should just feed from me I’m literally giving you permission. Shane is like Ilya I can literally hear the blood rushing to your penis when you say that

[totearup]

Cliff can't believe he didn't figure it out sooner. The strange move to Ottawa. How happy he's been. And most damming of all, "Jane", it fucking rhymes!

He watches a highlight reel of Ilya celebrating with his line and realizes he's just going to have to accept it.

Ilya was in love with Zane Boodram.