Only daughter of Mars and October Flynn who were longtime school friends of Bruce Wayne. After they died I was sent to be brought up by Bruce Wayne. Enjoy my crazy ass family!
DICK: I might’ve been lying when I said I didn’t like Babs.
ME: Yeah no shit, genius
JASON: Congratulations you’re officially the last to know!
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ME: No, Bruce, stop trying to adopt everybody!
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JASON: I’m so done with Bruce right now, I swear to god
ME: What’d he do? Ground you, take away your weapons, made you clean your helmet—
JASON: I gave him a bag of skittles and he started organizing them by color
ME: Oh yeah, he does that a lot
JASON: *horrified*
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ANOTHER HERO: Hey uh, maybe we need Batman’s help for this one?
ANY OF THE ROBINS: I would literally rather die
TIM: *cooking*
JASON: You’re doing it wrong. Set the burner to high, not medium.
TIM: Jason, shut up it’s fine.
JASON: You’re still doing it wrong.
TIM: Alfred, tell him to stop correcting me
ALFRED: He will stop correcting you, Master Tim, when you stop making mistakes
GREEN LANTERN: How can you not know which is which?
SUPERMAN: I mean, that’s unbelievable
THE FLASH: Was it Tim?
AQUAMAN: Which one is Tim?
THE FLASH: Dark hair, with the sarcastic attitude
SUPERMAN: No, no, no that’s Jason
BRUCE: You see, you can’t tell which one is which either
GREEN LANTERN: Well we didn’t adopt any of them
ME: So, I got detention today.
BRUCE: How?
ME: The teacher pointed a ruler at me and said “There’s an idiot at the end of this ruler.”
ME: Then I asked which end
JASON: Fuck yeah!
*Jason and I fist bump*
ME: How the hell did you get me mixed up with the boys?
BRUCE: Give me a break, you all look the same.
ME: LAST TIME I CHECKED I’M FEMALE
BRUCE: I think it’s the eyes
ME: I HAVE BROWN EYES BRUCE
ME: So let me get this straight Timothee Chalamet, who’s half-French, is playing an English king who wants to take the French crown and Robert Pattinson, who’s English, plays a French prince who wants to kill the English king. Seems fair enough for me
DICK: Some more Neolithic men believe that 'women belong in the kitchen' but I don’t believe that at all because I grew up around strong, powerful, aggressive, and frightening women and gentlemen, the kitchen is where the knives are stored. I want my women and CEOs flying first-class being handed meals because the silverware that comes with those meals...is plastic.
Barbara: Jason and August just went into a four hour conversation about the complexities of the Harry Potter series and I don’t know if I should be proud or send them some help
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Me: Only I can insult my siblings so I sincerely hope you can outrun a Mercedes because I’m gonna fucking run you over
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Barbara: *about the boys* they’re not dumb but they are dumbasses
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Me: Look, I love my brothers. I’d do anything for them, but they all share one brain cell at any given moment
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Cassandra: Sometimes I feel like 90% of the things done in this city are done out of a red bull and vodka mix of exasperation and spite.
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Tim: *to Jason* Are you dating that girl, Stephanie?
Jason: Yeah, for now.
Tim: Bitch we ain’t dating two Stephanies motherfucker.
What Everyone else says to Dick and Babs as a couple
Me: Why does Dick say your name like that? Like, we get it you’re in love, stop being so loud!
Jason: You two are the most extra couple to exist.
Tim: No! You do not wanna end up like Bruce and Selina. Get your shit together, both of you.
Stephanie: You two are honestly the worst couple to know, you’re both crazy hot, disgustingly in love, and go on dates by parkouring around the city together like...relax, we get it
Cassandra: There is a lot of sexual tension here and I feel very awkward so I’m just gonna leave you two alone
Duke: You two look disgustingly like you want to eat each other alive so can you both chill the fuck out?
Damian: If you two wish to have intercourse would you please do so at your own home and not in the manor where everyone can hear you
Bruce: I don’t know why you ever tried to hide your relationship, we all knew about it.
