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Kim possible fandom still there? I have a question if you are.
When kim and ron marry who do you think takes the others name? Or fo you think theyll make another name like unstoppable or something.
No lie, I always feel like Ron would be the one to take Kim’s name. More so because we know he loves his parents but the possibles showed more familial love to him growing up in the show. Plus with that episode with the attitudinator it showed how his other relatives acted towards him.
Never Tell A Lie
Jaune: Cinder, do you know what the moral is in the story, 'The boy who cried wolf' is?
Cinder: Never tell a lie. Jaune, why would you ask me something as asinine as that?
Jaune: Wait, that's the moral of the story; never tell a lie?
Cinder: Yes...? What did you think it was?
Jaune: Never tell the same lie twice?
Cinder: ...
Jaune: ...
Cinder: Oh? Oh I like you~!
And it’s thinking like this, that causes the villainesses to be attracted to him
Danny: In our defense... we were on a date when that crazy clown attacked us.
Red Hood: *visibly shaking with glee at the sight of Joker's dead body.*
Batman: *staring at the... there's steam coming off of thr body* What did you use.
Sam: I used the Fentom Anti-Creep Stick.
Tucker: Fenton wrist rays.
Danny: I threw my dad's cooking at him... that's what did it.
In the background, a small screeching glob could be heard as it attempted to make an escape.
Danny: That's supposed to be meatloaf.
we’re going to have to call smut ‘lemons’ again, aren’t we?
LEMONS!? WHEN THE FUCK WAS THIS?!
oh you sweet summer child
I actually made this a button last convention
Gaud I remember when it was lemons, I feel old now
explain pls
What are lemons??
I don’t own the copyright to this, others own the show. All I have is this saaaad little computer and a sketch pad. ^-^ Please don’t sue! I don’t need anymore stress!
Please R&R!!!!!!!
No flames. >///<
lol this story contains slash! Don’t like don’t read. Rated M. AragornxLegolas. lemon. Lololol ^-^ NO FLAMES OR I WILL KILL YOU WITH MY STABBITY SPORK OF Death! -__-
#this post made me age ten thousand years.
A/N: Things are probably going to be very OOC but who cares, It’s my fic, I do what I want! MUAHAHAHA!
Things story is lime but it might get a little lemony in later chapters ^.^ R&R no flaming!!! I don’t own the characters
The ghost of citrus past…🤣
WAIT PEOPLE DONT CALL THEM LEMONS ANYMORE??
did you think AO3 was the first of its kind
my children, there was another before it, older and untagged
I remember the old ways.
Author: This is a cute little story I wrote and I hope you enjoy it! Characters were a bit finicky but I think I managed alright!
Character A: You absolutely do not control me, I do what I want.
Author: Sush you! Back in your cage! LOL
Character A: No fuck you man, I will not. Also I would never say these things. What are you doing..?
Author *With bat* : Back in your cage…
This…. I am this old…
For those few of you that do not know… when fanfics used to have “lemon” in the summary… that meant they involved smut.
And I remember there being like a whole SCALE of the debaucary put into literature on the internet based of citrus fruits! That is what fanfiction authors and readers used to do in 2017!
Ah, i have been called out for my age
Percy Jackson in the helluverse
So this idea kinda popped into my head and will not go away. You could have this set for after the battle for Olympus, after the final battle with Gaia or even after there college run.
Anyway insert Bad Greco-Roman character tries to kill/ banish Percy “I piss of higher powers before waking up” Jackson. Instead however all it did was blast Percy into the helluverse version of hell. Not killing him and turning him into a sinner demon, but causing him to crash into Lucifer “ducks are the freaking greatest animal ever” morningstar’s castle. This does shock Lucifer at the sight of living human currently unconscious after crashing in his home. Percy eventually wakes up and meets Lucifer not to shocked to discover another religion is real, they talk with Lucifer proudly showing off a portrait of his family, gushing and bragging about Lilith. This of course leads Percy to start talking about his “wise girl” Annabeth.
Anywho you could set up Percy arriving around the pilot of hazbin hotel. Maybe Lucifer having Charlie come and meet Percy, and getting him to come work at the hotel as security, this could lead to a friendly training partner/rivalry with vaggie. Now Percy knows something is up with vaggie, but he won’t figure it out and as long as it’s not a threat I can’t see him getting her to confess to being a former exterminator. He absolutely does not trust or tolerate Alastor, maybe leading to a fight that Charlie breaks up. Alastor of course being pissed that a living human not only kept up but was actually pushing him files it away for a chance to use the info for himself. As for the V’s I could see them going after Percy for there own reasons, Vox for his power and wanting it for himself/Valentino seeing Percy and wanting to use him for his pleasure and for his pornos/ and with Velvette maybe wanting him as her next male model due to his looks or just her own personal boytoy slave. Of course Percy is loyal to a fault but he does somehow steal Vox’s sharks “ in Percys opinion he does not deserve them, this of course pisses vox off beyond reason, and make Alastor laugh his psychotic ass off. As for heaven while they want Percy either sent back, but don’t know how, or just want him up in heaven and out of hell fearing his power, while Adam is Adam, Percy does respect Lute to a degree for her loyalty but sees in her what he could be like with how his fatal flaw is. As for sera, while a part of him understands why she did order the exterminations, he refuses to believe there isn’t another way, and with Emily he just finds her adorable. Abel is definitely an interesting case because he would remind Percy so much of the demigods back at camp, trying to get his father’s approval but not meeting there impossible standards.
As for Percy himself he definitely grows stronger, his powers taking on a darker boost, not just being able to control water but any liquid, able to control aquatic hell life and even sinner demons and hell born. Maybe having the same effect on horse demons “if you take the crossover into helluva boss, we all know blitz would be both jealous beyond reason and would try to get in Percy’s pants just to have all the horses.” Not sure at this point how he would get along with the other overlords of pride but I could see Zestiel and Carmilla respecting Percy for his loyalty and power. Could also be a funny side story about Clara and Odette both trying to get together with Percy, maybe if Annabeth shows up they approach her about a possible foursome.
As for the helluva boss series maybe it could start with Lucifer introducing Percy to the sins, I could see Percy getting along with Bee, probably Ozzie too after being flirted with. Could definitely see him hating/not wanting anything to do with mammon. Not sure how Belphegore would react to a live human, leviathan would definitely want Percy for themselves due to there aquatic nature. Then of course there is the big dragon himself, Satan. Percy and satan would definitely dislike each other on sight Percy for basically breaking the rules just being there, and Percy because Satan reminds him of a combo of Zeus, and Aries leading to a fight. Not sure if Percy would win but there would be a grudging respect for each other. As for I.M.P. , I’m not sure what to do to get the interaction started.
Anyway this was in my head for a bit and needed to write it out. If anyone wants to make this an actual story you have full permission to, just message me when you do.
Batfamily Comm Lines
Tim: Why is B moping over at the Bowery?
Damian: I haven’t the slightest idea as to what you are referring to.
Tim: Oh great. Great. You went and pissed him off, didn’t you?
Damian: I did no such thing; however, Grayson did and go set him off.
Dick: This is the last fucking time I ever help you with anything.
Jason: What did Dickie do now? Break another ancient vase?
Dick: That is-That isn’t the point!
Tim: OoOooH *giggles* He knows you so well.
Damian: Father requested that he come over to the Manor to discuss his ‘ role’ in my life.
Jason: Insane by the fucking way. Acting like I didn’t raise the little gremlin myself in the LoA.
Damian: You did no such thing. I was the one who helped you from the Pit and dress you! Grandfather was the going to remove your brain and make you into a super soldier but I convinced him not to so if anything, you owe me gratitude-
Jason: Sorry that a clown beat me the fuck up and then blew me up? Sorry I couldn’t dress myself? My bad I had some minor major injuries, DUMBASS.
Tim: Wait-He was going to remove your brain? Bruce didn’t mention this?
Damian: What is there to remove? It’s so hollowed out that we might as well move the Cave in there should our location be compromised.
Jason: You realize I can see you, right? You’re only 6 buildings away from me and I got perfect aim.
Dick: He invited me over because Dames got in trouble at school and he wanted to discuss how to ‘ mediate’ the situation.
Tim: Parentification at its finest.
Jason: Dick’s like 30. You can’t parentify an adult.
Dick: I’m 22!
Damian: I’m inclined to agree with Jason on this one.
Tim: What’d you get in trouble for anyways?
Damian: Nothing that you or anyone can prove in a court of law.
Jason: *cackles* He hacked into the school’s website and leaked the affairs between two of his classmate’s parents. They went home crying.
Tim: And you got caught?
Damian: No, dumbass. Of course, I didn’t! I just may have said something to those children afterwards….The memory is blurry.
Jason: He asked them ‘ can you tell me what it’s like to come from a broken, cheating home because I wouldn’t know what it’s like.’
Dick: The principal got wind of it and he’s got detention for it. Bruce called me because I’m apparently not ‘ a sufficient role model to Damian and he expects more out of me as the oldest.’
Tim: You’d think he’d learn after Jason that you can’t role model shit.
Jason: Right?! I was newly adopted and Dick fucking hated me. I didn’t want to eat my vegetables one night and he goes off and says ‘ How are you gonna be picky if you ate shit from trash cans your whole life?’
Damian: Oh my god *giggles* The first Robin told a victim this shit?
Dick: The little asshole was a pain! He would flinch on purpose IN PUBLIC around me when he felt like being a shit.
Jason: oh YEAH. I remember my teacher pulled me aside and asked me if everything was okay at home *laughs*
Tim: So Bruce wants you to what? Take Damian out for a walk or something? Do therapy?
Damian: Be a mentor. Or whatever it was that Father said.
Dick: *snorts* Right. His idea of mentoring me was allowing me to fight grown ass man at the age of 9.
Jason: Waltzing around Gotham in a thong-
Dick: IT WAS A SPEEDO, JACKASS.
Jason: Cheeked up on a school night. And he wanted you to mentor me and now Damian? He’s fucked.
Tim: Wouldn’t be surprised if Damian got expelled.
Dick: I was not that bad! Jay just made it super fucking difficult.
Damian: Did you not just reference his negligent childhood?
Dick: Character building. He needed it. I gave him the strength to go on. If you think about it, I’m the reason he has Crime Alley now-
Jason: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY
Tim: Oooooh *giggles*
Dick: *continues to speak over him* I gave him the courage to go on. I toughened him up. My words pushed him to his fullest potential. Gave him thick skin. No need to thank me, Jay.
Jason: Your parents probably paid Zucco to sabotage their trapeze rig so they wouldn’t have to deal with you anymore.
Tim: *quiet*
Damian: Tt.
Dick: *begins to cackle incredibly loud*
Barbara listening in on comms
Steph and cass listening in as well
Hey rock, first off just had to say thank you for the post no lie reading some of your stories have definitely helped cheer me up.
Anyway had some au ideas if your up for any of them, or even just your thoughts.
The first one would be a Ben10 au: starts pre beacon with Jaune finding the omnitrix, leading to interactions with salems side, ozpins agents, the atlesian military, the white fang etc.
The second au would be with FMA, maybe a fusion between the 2003 anime and brotherhood. Jaune falling through the void and meeting truth, as for what would be taken I could see either a limb or organ, or maybe his memories. As for a pairing if it’s a fusion maybe with lust, Olivier Armstrong, Rose, or maybe even Hawkeye.
The third was with power rangers. Maybe jaune is either replacing a ranger, or becoming his own. Or just staying a non ranger member of the team. I could definitely see him in the zordon era but due to ozpin/ ozma he would definitely but heads with zordon on certain issues at first. Not really sure on a pairing for this one though.
Anyway I’d love to hear your thoughts on any of these.
Glad to know my stories were able to cheer you up!
As for some of your AU suggestions:
I like the Ben 10 one, honestly! It would be fun to write for and be a bit different since it would be a bit more lighthearted than what I usually write for. I can imagine Atlas wanting to study Jaune, Salem wanting the Omnitrix, and Ozpin wanting to make Jaune an Ally.
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I would absolutely love to do an FMA/FMAB AU because FMA was one of the anime my dad and I watched together! Though I think I'd pull a very interesting twist to combine the two~!
As for the love interest, oh man, I think Olivier would be so good! (though, doesn't she kind of remind you of Winter?) Though someone like Rose is nice too! Maybe I'll leave it up in the air? Also, the implications of what happened to Rose in the 03 anime are just sad, man.
One of my favorite scenes with her is when she and Ed are dancing in the 03 anime; it was haunting and beautiful in a weird way.
However, I might just replace them with RWBY characters for certain reasons~!
Also, I want Truth to either take one of Jaune's eyes or his hands/arms. Why? Because I can already think of Jaune's goal being tied to his sight/hands in a symbolic sense!
Oh fuck! Now you've got me started!
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Honestly, I could see him being a Power Ranger! Plus, I used to love Power Rangers as a kid, though truthfully, the only ones I really watched were the Movie with Ivan Ooze and the Samurai Power Rangers. Though I really want to watch the original Super Sentai series!
Though if we put him in the OG series, I think we could one of two things:
He stays a non-ranger and just be a friend of the original rangers and help them in secret under the name of the Rusted Knight, and he just has a cool set of armor gifted by Zordon and Alpha 5.
He replaces Tommy as the White Ranger, and Tommy takes the Red Ranger Mantle earlier.
Though, I really should watch the show before I even try this one, though this one does interest me a lot too.
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Honestly, all three interest me, but FMA and Power Rangers really stick out to me a lot more!
Jaune: Haha, yeah, that's crazy. Kinda reminds me of the time my parents
(ONE TRAUMATIC BACKSTORY LATER)
Ruby: 0_0
Weiss: 0_0
Blake: 0_0
Yang: 0_0
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Ruby: (Setting plate of feel good cookies)
Weiss: (Wrapping Jaune in a blankie)
Blake: (Pulls out blade)
Yang: (Tryna hold Blake back because everybody on Team RWBY is on a watchlist already)
And yet they forgot about the rest of team (J)NPR
Blake: So...
Jaune: So...
Blake: Mind explaining to me how you could've possibly managed to snag not just both Branwens, but both Roses as well?
Jaune: Do... you also have this strange sense of Déjà Vu right now?
Blake: Not at all. Now focus on my curiosity please.
Jaune: That curiosity will kill you.
Blake: But it'll satisfy me enough for my resurrection. Now spill!
Jaune: I've got no idea.
Blake: *Slams palms on table* Bullshit!
Jaune: I'm serious! One moment I'm making out with Yang, the next she runs away in a panic going on about responsibility and stuff.
Jaune: Fast forward a month and Ruby's there where Yang used to be. Then she runs away too because of the whole "saving the world" business.
Jaune: World saving done a month later, we come across the sealed away body of Ruby's supposed dead mom, whom we manage to not only free from her confinement but also resuscitate from faux-death.
Blake: Those were a wild three months, yes.
Jaune: Right?! Anyway, Summer's all disoriented from being in suspended animation for the better part of two decades. Stuff that I can't explain happened and now I got an elder Rose where Ruby and Yang used to be.
Jaune: Then Raven shows up, makes everyone go crazy again. Summer goes through some soul searching Brothers know where, leaving me by myself for the third time in four months.
Blake: Your love-life is starting to resemble a revolving door...
Jaune: Ugh, don't remind me. Yang told me that too a little while ago and she couldn't stop laughing for twenty minutes.
Blake: Right, so you had Yang, Ruby and Summer. When did Raven happen?
Jaune: Not long after Summer left. She wanted to "see what the big deal" was about me with bagging her ex, her daughter and semi-daughter.
Blake: Really? Like what, did she need to test you or something?
Jaune: I'd never been more scaroused in my life...
Blake: Sheeeeesh... That sounds hot!
Jaune: Glad to know my love life is enriching enough for you...
Blake: So you had them all individually, when did you collar them all?!
Jaune: Your phrasing and intensity of that question concerns me.
Blake: Just answer.
Jaune: So after Raven rode me like my life depended on it, she then ran off somewhere too. Leaving me by myself again... for the fourth time in five months...
Blake: That sounds as sad as it does hilarious.
Jaune: I can stop talking. That'd be hilarious too.
Blake: *Panic* No! Please, no! I'll be good!
Jaune: Anyway... Now that the world had gotten through that post-world-has-been-saved buzz, Yang and Summer approached me.
Jaune: They told me how they were sorry for leaving the way they did. That they had to process a lot of internalised traumas and insecurities. How, despite it all, they couldn't get me out of their minds. Among other things that is.
Blake: The other thing being your di-
Jaune: Zip it!
Blake: ...
Jaune: So through more events I, even for the sake of my own soul, can not explain, I'm suddenly back together with Yang, all while Summer sort of... hovers around yet also more so than that.
Blake: *On the edge of her seat* Go on...
Jaune: Then Ruby approaches me, somehow dragging along a very petulant and reluctant looking Raven.
Blake: Whut? How?!
Jaune: I. Don't. KNOW! Raven looked completely docile whilst Ruby was holding her by the wrist. It was an utterly bizarre sight to see.
Jaune: In any case. Ruby was both being very adamant and apologetic about her actions. Both the initiation and the ending of our short yet intense relationship.
Blake: *Eager* How intense we talking?!
Jaune: Down, girl! Ruby was talking about her senses of greater responsibility and personal desire had been clashing a lot and that, whilst she doesn't regret having chosen the greater responsibility, she did feel regret for it having hurt me.
Blake: Yeah... I mean, we did give you flak for having a saviour complex, but Ruby had it way worse. I'm sorry we never noticed that. Or acknowledged it even...
Jaune: Eh, no matter. That's all said and done.
Blake: Very well. Then what's the deal with her dragging Raven along like a whipped puppy?
Jaune: Because Ruby whooped her ass for running out on me. Called her a repeat offender and all that.
Blake: *Snorts an incredulous laugh* Damn, our little Rose has some thorns. But... isn't she being massively hypocritical with calling out Raven like that?
Jaune: Oh, for sure. And Ruby knew that too. And if her black eye at the time is anything to go by, Raven managed to inform Ruby about that as well.
Blake: And Yang and Summer? They just... cool with Ruby inserting herself and Raven into this mix of yours?
Jaune: There were some... choice words that had to be imparted by those two first. Even told me to plug my ears and to turn away from them. By the time I was allowed to turn back and to unplug my ears, Ruby had joined Raven on the floor on her knees looking like a kicked puppy too.
Blake: And thusly you now have four smoking hot badass Grimm killing babes.
Jaune: *Blank stare* ...
Blake: Team ABRBR, two Branwens, two Roses and the one man who tamed them all.
Jaune: *Glare* ...
Blake: Oh! Better yet! A BaRBeRshop quartet for generational fuckery.
Jaune: Are you done? Because, you're really pushing it.
Blake: Like a cat with a cup near a ledge.
Jaune: ...
Blake: A foursome of fecund familial fortunes.
Jaune: Hey!
Blake: It's totally true though!
Jaune: It's... It's not!
Blake: Oh suuuuure. You're definitely not banging them all in a single session. Mingling your sweat with the familial fluids of two separate families bound together by their joined love for your demolishing dong.
Jaune: ...
Blake: Wait... really? No... no double okyadon shenanigans? Yang pressing Raven down against your crotch? Ruby hugging her mother as you piston into her?
Jaune: You really, and I mean really, need to stop reading that trashy smut.
Blake: It's called EROTIC LITERATURE, you heathen!
Jaune: You're just gaslighting yourself. It's smut. Gutter trash smut. And besides, it's not happening like that anyway.
Blake: Huh?!
Jaune: I mean... uh...
Blake: Jaune... buddy. What are they doing to you and how are they doing it?
Jaune: Nuh-uh. Not telling.
Blake: I will call your mother for baby and childhood pictures. They will be shared with everyone we know.
Jaune: *Scoffs* Really? Everyone?
Blake: *Smirking with superiority* Every. Single. One.
Jaune: *Scoffs again* As if you've got her number.
Blake: *Holding up her Scroll* I've got her on speed-dial even.
Jaune: You... you still wouldn't dare!
Blake: Maybe I wouldn't... *Hovers thumb over the call button* Or maybe my thumb just slips.
Jaune: Fuck! Okay, fine.
Blake: *Laughing evilly* Nyeh-he-he. That's right. Gimme the goods.
Jaune: Know how Yang's got her... mommy issues?
Blake: Mmmmyes?
Jaune: Yeah, but actually those issues are primarily targeted on Summer...
Blake: So when I said Ruby hugging Summer...
Jaune: It was actually Yang, yes...
Blake: *Eyes sparkling with greedy lust* Then instead of Yang and Raven...
Jaune: It was Ruby laying down the law on Raven...
Blake: *Begins laughing maniacally* Ah... haha... Ahahaha! Yes... Yeeeees!
Jaune: ...
Blake: *Scribbling notes, many, many notes* This is inspiration. The musings coming from on high. The spark of genius that'll ignite the flames of lust!
Jaune: You've got issues.
Blake: I know. Writer's Block is a bitch bigger than an Ancient Alpha Beringel.
Jaune: Not the issues I was obviously hinting at.
Blake: But they were the issues I was obviously avoiding.
Jaune: Uh-huh... but don't you have a foursome of fecund familial fortunes of your own?
Blake: Well...
Jaune: A... barbershop quartet perhaps. Concerning a particular group of white-haired, blue-eyed and snow-themed faux-royalty?
Blake: I mean...
Jaune: An Atlesian avalanche of repressed desires in Schnee form?
Blake: Ooh, that one's clever...
Jaune: But don't you have all that? Or am I just being clever for nothing?
Blake: Look... Just because I got my own supply of familial fuckery, doesn't mean I'm using it for inspiration. That shit's special. A prime supply like that will not, must not be shared with the masses.
Jaune: But my "supply" is fair game?
Blake: *Instant reply* Yes. Your shit's not just gold. It's platinum.
Jaune: ...
Blake: *Holds up notebook and pen* Now tell me more about Yang pressing herself into Summer's heaving bosom, who's motherly stroking Yang's hair as you plow into her.
Jaune: *Instant reply* No.
Blake: Then tell me more about how Ruby verbally, yet sexually, tortures Raven as she makes the Branwen work your length, all whilst pleasuring herself!
Jaune: No!
Blake: Gimme the truth!
Jaune: You can't handle the truth!
Blake: That just makes it all the more perfect! Gimme!
Jaune: Fuck off! Go pound snow!
Blake: They're still resting! They may have drive and ambition, but their stamina needs work.
Jaune: I'd say "Oh my Gods!" but those guys are dead!
Blake: You don't understand! Their spirits are willing, but their flesh is spongy and bruised!
Jaune: Holy fucking shit!
I… I FUCKING CANT!!!!! Hahahahahah🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
THE REASON I USE LINCOLN LOUD FOR AU’S
So as a lot of people know if they follow me whenever I do my crossover ideas I tend to use Lincoln loud. Now the main reason is because his character makes for a good jack of all trades for crossover I feel. He’s got the white hair which for anime crossovers can be a bonus so the other characters spot him, add to the fact that yes his show does have a few sci-fi and Fantasy episodes the majority of them are more everyday slice of life style. Add to the fact that for a good does of angst there’s a few episodes/scenes from the show that can be used.
For example:
The sister fight protocol
No such luck
The episode where his sisters mess with him for not having any awards or trophies
The one where his sisters and his FATHER all say he is a life ruiner. (This one hit pretty hard for me)
Then there was that fan au “It’s (not) your fault” where rusty photoshopped a photo of him and Luna’s girlfriend Sam were kissing after Lincoln and Stella got together
There’s also the episodes where the sisters try to control his romantic life.
And then you can throw in stuff from the movies.
Honestly the only other character I could do stuff with the crossovers with like when I use Lincoln is probably Dipper Pines.
His Prom Date
Jaune Arc was standing by the side of the dance hall, dressed in a finely tailored suit with a cup of punch in his hands silently waiting as he watched everyone gather for the school's prom dance. He was enjoying his silent musing as he waited for his date to arrive, until an unexpected guest arrived.
: Hey there, Jauney boy, having fun~?
Jaune looked to the side to see the school joke with muscles for brains staring at him, with a mocking cocky smile plastered all over his smug face.
Jaune: No, but the night is still young so it remains to be seen.
Cardin: Pff, whatever… Hey, let me introduce you to my date, Say hello to Kathy. Kathy Faltrini. The head cheerleader.
Kathy: Hello, Jaune was it?
Jaune was surprised to see such a beautiful woman next to Cardin. She was a blonde wearing a shimmering violet satin dress that hugged her frame perfectly. His eyes giving her dress the once over, he was impressed at the beautiful lace pattern that highlighted her upper body, leaving a sizable impression upon the mind of what was her actual bustsize. But, as his eyes were drawn down to the billowing skirt that surrounded her legs before reminding himself that it was rude to look at a lady like a hungry wolf, so his eyes returned to those striking green eyes of hers. Only to see her lips turning into a teasing smirk.
Kathy was a beautiful woman, she was truly a rose. A rose among weeds, particularly the one she had her arm wrapped around.
Jaune: Jaune, Jaune Arc. A pleasure to make your acquaintance, Kathy Faltrini
Jaune took her out stretched hand, gently placed a kiss upon hers. A faint blush, and a smile appeared on her face before Cardin grunted like a pig, and pulled her away.
Cardin: So, where’s your date Jauney Boy, or are the rumours true?
Jaune: And, pray tell what rumours would that be?
Cardin: That you couldn’t get a date, so you took your mom to the prom!
Cardin let loose a laugh that Jaune would swear sounded like a pig. A sound so guttural, and vile that Jaune was concerned that Cardin was choking on his own stupidity. His date seemed to pull away in shock at the rancid sound he made.
Jaune however took his insult upon his chin, and laughed it away.
Jaune: No, Cardin I did not take my mother to the prom. That rumor is only half true.
Cardin: Half truth?
Jaune: You see, I did take a mom to the prom as my date for the night, just nobody told you that my date is with your mom.
As he said those words, a woman with long red brown hair that cascaded down her back captured Jaune's arm between the sizable valley of her cleavage. She wore a golden brown dress with a v-neck that showed a tantalizing amount of skin, but nowhere near as an intoxicating sight as her leg that appeared underneath the most appealing of thigh gaps in her dress.
Carla Winchester smiled a dazzling pearly white smile as her emerald eyes gazed lovingly upon her date before looking at her son.
Carla: Oh, hello, Cardin~!
Cardin: M-Mom…?!
Carla: I would love to chat, but I have a dance lined up with this darling young man here, and I do so hate to miss it. Bye~!
With that, Carla pulled Jaune away, but the pair didn’t get far enough away to hear his mother whisper something in Jaune's ear that made his blood run cold.
Carla: Play your cards right sweetheart, and we’ll be doing more dancing back at my place tonight~!
Cardin just stood there, his mouth hanging as the blood fled from his face. A breathless cry escaped his lips until the silence was finally broken by his date.
Kathy: Mmmh~! Now there goes a real man~!
Cardin: What the fuck?!
Meeting Your Mothers
Yang: Hey, Jaune, how did meeting my mother go?
Jaune: My pelvis hurts.
Yang: W-What…?
~~~
Ruby: So, Jaune did you meet my mom? Did she give you some of her famous cookies?
Jaune: I much preferred her milk than her cookies.
Ruby: H-Her milk? What are you talking about.
~~~
Blake: Hey, Jaune, how was seeing my mother, she didn’t tell any embarrassing stories about me did she?
Blake: Please tell me she didn’t…
Jaune: She needs to trim her nails; My back is covered in scratches.
Blake: Why is your back covered in scratches…?
~~~
Weiss: How was seeing my mother, Jaune; Hope she wasn’t too drunk.
Jaune: She compared your father to a shrimp, and me to a horse.
Weiss: What are you talking about?
~~~
Pyrrha: Hey, Jaune! So what do you think of my mother?
Jaune: She’s hoping for a boy, personally I’m hoping for a girl.
Pyrrha: Girl, boy? What are you talking about?
~~~
Some time, and some realizations later.
~~~
RWBYP: …
Blake: Jaune slept with our moms…
Yang: Yep…
Blake: Each, and every one of them…
Pyrrha: More than once I’d bet.
Blake: And, they all liked it…
Weiss: He’s better than my dad, that’s all I’m gonna say…
Blake: Jaune fucked our moms…
Ruby: Mom seemed to be glowing…
Blake: Our moms managed to sleep with, Jaune the first day they met him, and we haven’t been able to bed him ourselves in over a year! The fuck is this bullshit?!
Pyrrha: Maybe, Jaune likes milfs?
Weiss: It can’t be something as stupid as that!
~~~
Sun: You slept with all their moms?!
Neptune: Why would you do that?
Jaune: Simple; They’re milfs.
SN: …
SN: Nice.
I missed this
Rick and Morty AU
So I was rewatching Rick and Morty and when I saw that moment where Morty found out Beth would sacrifice him for summer without any hesitation, I couldn’t help but think what if Morty decided he was done, not just with the adventures with Rick, but with his whole family. We know Morty knows how to work a lot of Rick’s tech, and then there’s what happens when he actually locks in or when he was trapped in those simulations. I could see him sneaking in or just straight up asking Rick to go ahead and alter him to be better physically and mentally. Meanwhile Beth notices him becoming distant and cold, she tries to get close to him but doesn’t have much luck, and when Jerry tries he just calls him out on everything how he never actually tries or follows through on how he tries to act like the man of the house or a husband. Summer starts to joke and mock Morty for entering his “emo phase” but Morty just claps back and calls her out too. It eventually gets to Rick deciding to just try and mind wipe Morty, but Morty actually manages to get out, and runs off into space, breaking or stealing the portal gun so Rick has a harder time finding him.
This leads to Morty having his own space adventures, it could even lead to him meeting space Beth. Especially with her being shocked and discovering she was cloned early, but maybe working on a new bond with Morty especially since she technically has the same memory that started this. Could have Morty winding up on the purge world by himself, or even having a run in with unity.
I just think it would be a cool au of Morty on his own. If anyone wants to make this an actual fic or ad to this go for it
Could also see a whole fight scene between space Beth and Morty, with her just saying something that makes Morty snap or Morty just calling her out on being so afraid of just telling her family she’s not happy she had to clone herself and ran off into space. “Your just like Rick, you act like your a complete badass that doesn’t need anyone or really cares… but in the end your just a coward.”
As for his adventures could have a whole side plot about the citadel, and the space government after him. Or even him running into supernova
Rick and Morty AU
So I was rewatching Rick and Morty and when I saw that moment where Morty found out Beth would sacrifice him for summer without any hesitation, I couldn’t help but think what if Morty decided he was done, not just with the adventures with Rick, but with his whole family. We know Morty knows how to work a lot of Rick’s tech, and then there’s what happens when he actually locks in or when he was trapped in those simulations. I could see him sneaking in or just straight up asking Rick to go ahead and alter him to be better physically and mentally. Meanwhile Beth notices him becoming distant and cold, she tries to get close to him but doesn’t have much luck, and when Jerry tries he just calls him out on everything how he never actually tries or follows through on how he tries to act like the man of the house or a husband. Summer starts to joke and mock Morty for entering his “emo phase” but Morty just claps back and calls her out too. It eventually gets to Rick deciding to just try and mind wipe Morty, but Morty actually manages to get out, and runs off into space, breaking or stealing the portal gun so Rick has a harder time finding him.
This leads to Morty having his own space adventures, it could even lead to him meeting space Beth. Especially with her being shocked and discovering she was cloned early, but maybe working on a new bond with Morty especially since she technically has the same memory that started this. Could have Morty winding up on the purge world by himself, or even having a run in with unity.
I just think it would be a cool au of Morty on his own. If anyone wants to make this an actual fic or ad to this go for it
Rick and Morty AU
So I was rewatching Rick and Morty and when I saw that moment where Morty found out Beth would sacrifice him for summer without any hesitation, I couldn’t help but think what if Morty decided he was done, not just with the adventures with Rick, but with his whole family. We know Morty knows how to work a lot of Rick’s tech, and then there’s what happens when he actually locks in or when he was trapped in those simulations. I could see him sneaking in or just straight up asking Rick to go ahead and alter him to be better physically and mentally. Meanwhile Beth notices him becoming distant and cold, she tries to get close to him but doesn’t have much luck, and when Jerry tries he just calls him out on everything how he never actually tries or follows through on how he tries to act like the man of the house or a husband. Summer starts to joke and mock Morty for entering his “emo phase” but Morty just claps back and calls her out too. It eventually gets to Rick deciding to just try and mind wipe Morty, but Morty actually manages to get out, and runs off into space, breaking or stealing the portal gun so Rick has a harder time finding him.
This leads to Morty having his own space adventures, it could even lead to him meeting space Beth. Especially with her being shocked and discovering she was cloned early, but maybe working on a new bond with Morty especially since she technically has the same memory that started this. Could have Morty winding up on the purge world by himself, or even having a run in with unity.
I just think it would be a cool au of Morty on his own. If anyone wants to make this an actual fic or ad to this go for it
Jaune: Pretty girl starts talking to you. What's the first thing you're looking at?
Sun: Easy! Butt!
Neptune: What? No! How are you going to look at her butt first if she's talking to you? Boobs!
Ren: Eyes. Maintain unbreakable eye contact with her face.
Jaune: ...Well, Ren is the most correct, socially speaking, but I was talking about her finger. Y'know, in case she's MARRIED?!
Sun:
Jaune: (About to bring the wrath and light of goodness down on this MF)
You know I could see Neptune going after a married woman before sun
DP X DC AU IDEA
So I had this thought for a Danny phantom/ Dc crossover, could be justice league, or anything really maybe Danny has worked things out with his rogues so when they do attack it’s just them looking to fight, anyway my idea is that some of the female ghost decide to flirt and tease Danny in front of the other heroes, with ember you know she uses lines from songs to tease him, kitty heck I could see her after a breakup with Johnny going after Danny but maybe dressing up like a biker version of Harley or cat woman, Dora showing up trying to find a king for her kingdom, ( this all takes place after Danny winds up as ghost king btw) and Desiree using her seduction skills.
Meanwhile danny is so embarrassed every time and you know the other heroes are giving him crap, the batfam the most comparing it to Batman’s list.
Maybe their doing it for fun, maybe they’re all serious but yeah just a funny fic idea I had.
Danny is convinced they’re just messing with him, maybe flirts back a bit since he doesn’t think they’re serious
They’re 100% serious and Danny panics the moment he realizes it’s not a joke
Oh god yes, but he is so clueless about it
Just imagine Danny is in the middle of a fight helping the batfam or Superman, and suddenly Desiree shows up out of nowhere and starts flirting with Danny. Danny not really focused on her just flirts back without thinking and the whole fight slowly comes to a stop, the heroes are confused and find this hilarious, meanwhile the villains are just “Excuse me!? We are in the middle of something important here, can you save the bedroom talk for your private time and focus back on me please!? Honestly this is just so … ugh!!”
Danny starts getting embarrassed and finishes the fight all the while Desiree is smiling like the cat who ate the canary. Be even funnier if someone recorded it all.
