Wassup gamers

[disfrutalakia]

I have a list of characters who would see through hansry bullshit very quickly if made to be in a room with them for five seconds, it includes:

- Katherine, you can't tell me she wouldn't, first of all she is observant as hell, second very smart and thirdly as a spy she is probably used to seeing through bullshit and the second she sees Henry and Hans together after Maleshov she knows

- Theresa, for reasons that she grew up with Henry so she probably has seen his bisexuality in action since they were young plus bisexual recognizes bisexual, she knows the experience of being in love with a best friend (see my headcanon of her being a little bit in love with Bianca in the woman's lot dlc)

- Godwin but not on purpose i think he would just be drunk out of his mind and would see things that he just assumes are a product of his imagination, plus he has the look of a guy who has sucked off another guy while in the war

[capitanpoops]

oh no he's hot

[erebus-th-blog]

Practice Capon

[nostalgicfun]

Looking through a Toyfare magazine from 2004 and found what might be my favorite ad ever

[twiggy-boy]

You know, every time I draw something stupid, I think to myself "surely I can't top this!" And then somehow I draw something even dumber

Edit: NOOO NOO WHY IS THIS GETTING NOTES??? STOP IT!! ONLY LIKE 10 PEOPLE WERE SUPPOSED TO SEE THIS AND THEN ID BURY IT UNDER MY REPOSTS NOOO

[twirlingfreckles]

kids these days don't know what it felt like to be bisexual and wear a stupid as fuck hawaiian shirt in 2017

[autisticallosaurus]

this post was ghost written by Dan Howell

[deactivated-this-account-deacti]

I ended up having a really interesting conversation with some people at the bus stop today. They were getting out of some sort of ‘clean and sober’ meeting and had starting saying how they were so bored because they didn’t have anything to do, and had to stay at home because all their old friends would pull them back. So I said something like, ‘So this is the time to do all the stuff your parents told you they didn’t have money/time for!’ “Whatcha mean?” “You know, like when you were five and you REALLY wanted to have that toy or do that thing and you were like, ‘Please mom please I gotta have this I gotta go do this’ and they went ‘Hell no you think I’m paying for that do you want to goddamn EAT?’ “ And this light went on in their eyes. The lady is going to go check thrift stores for an Easybake Oven and I told her about Wilton cake decorating classes. The dude is going to Griffith Park and ride horses, because, ‘I always wanted to be a cowboy, and you can’t drink when you’re on a horse ‘cause you’ll fucking die!’ Fuck it. This is what being an adult is. Sure it’s bills and work and relationships, but damn it, it’s also time to do the things you LIKE. I signed up for a free class/lecture on Water Gardens. I’m going. It’s time.

[ruthfully]

Jill. Jill you are wonderful.

[lostwolfling]

no joke, this is such an important aspect of overcoming trauma. I mean the trauma of abusive parents, the trauma of broke ass parents who got toxic because of it, the trauma of capitalism. Like fuck it. Go to Wrestlemania. Build a shit ton of terrariums.

[autisticallosaurus]

Adding on to say this is just genuinely such a good practice to keep yourself from relapsing (be it addiction or depression). I finally started going to seminars about topics I‘m really interested in again and watching documentaries and going for walks in the park for hours and buying myself dinosaur figurines - all for the first time since I got insanely depressed almost 15 years ago. I thought I didn‘t have the energy to pursue my passions and childhood interests for the longest time when in reality I was afraid they‘d remind me of how much time I „wasted“ being depressed and how much happier I used to be.

What I found it‘s actually doing is letting me re-discover my childhood wonder, my curiosity and my love for life. I really recommend everyone who‘s finally comming out of a depression do this because since I started, I have less and less moments where I get glum from regret and sadness of how much I missed and how many mistakes I made. It‘s helped me accept this bad time in my life so much and is also showing what I really survived all these years for. I‘m finally realising I‘m inside the light at the end of the tunnel and it‘s beautiful!

[animentality]

[paper-lilypie]

subscribed to the yearner Simon agenda

[innerchildabortionclinic]

if dogs could use the internet and talk their incel communities would definitely have some insane shit to say about spaying and neutering [remembers this isn't normal to think about] the weather is warmer lately did anyone notice that

[succumbing-song]

u think dogs would do misogyny? dogs??

[innerchildabortionclinic]

just trust me i'm an empath

[shrimpradar]

2 shrimps!

1 prawn!

if dogs could use the internet and talk their incel communities would definitely have some insane shit to say about spaying and neutering [remembers this isn't normal to think about] the weather is warmer lately did anyone notice that u think dogs would do misogyny? dogs?? just trust me i'm an empath

beep boop! im a bot!

[autisticallosaurus]

Incredible work as always, shrimpradar bot

[feyristvan]

[manatiemtesun]

Between Hans and Henry, Hans would be the first to eat **s

[hotbabelien]

inspired by my own drunken henry rambling through the woods near nebakov before the wedding

imagining a much less dramatic confrontation with istvan

[medieval-bohemia-corner]

Thanks for the advice, my man, but I honestly think hunching over the anvil is the least of the worries for Henry's back. Like, considering how he is carrying the Wenceslas faction on his back... Or how often I have him sleep in full plate armor...

[kamyysh]

and again our beautiful damsel in distress hans capon

inspired by the post in twitter again!

[ghw-archive]

Armored breastplate crafted by Filippo Negroli (fl.1532-51), made of metal. Currently part of the collection at the Museo Nazionale del Bargello, Florence, Italy.

[autisticallosaurus]

biblically accurate armor

[weirdness-is-good]

It's really unfortunate when you miss someone who has hurt you.

[weirdness-is-good]

Wrong gif. Sorry.