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level 19 | he/they | currently into: One Piece, Homestuck, Dungeon Meshi, and like 30 other things but those are the main ones | sorry if i type weirdly formally or if I seem rude I'm autistic and trying my best

[autisticfordprefect]

No real dni but if you're an ass I will block you

Hello there! You can call me Ford or Enigma, and if you earn my trust you get a secret third option

A few quick notes:

If I sound rude/dry/pretentious/otherwise weird over text I promise I'm not trying to be. It's the autism

My SCP sideblog is @researcher-enigma

Original character stuff

Barley and Ketier are me and my partners respective ocs. I'll make a lore post for them at some point and I'll link it here

My other primary oc is Enigma, all the stuff related to them will be on my SCP sideblog.

Send me asks about any of my characters please!! I want to talk about them!

For any confusion regarding my stupid tagging system:

#.txt is anything that would be good for textpost memes/incorrect quotes

#.mp3 is anything with good music, so this tag will also have videos in it

#vid is my tag for videos, so block that if you don't want to see any of those

Tags that are just one-syllable nonsense or names is stuff for people I know irl

[descole-dead]

Tintin remembers what comes after 15.

[drtanner]

FUCKING HELL IT’S BACK FROM LAST YEAR

[descole-dead]

This literally gets reblogged every 15th of the month. It’s almost two years old. It’s beautiful.

[scramratz]

“ICE is now targeting trans people!”

they been doing that. They just weren’t targeting WHITE trans people until now

[isuggestrespecttranspeople]

Little reminder to lift up the POC trans people in your life. They been going through it lately! As always but hey!

[orteil42]

i sometimes miss being a completely naive novice programmer when i was like 13. never cache anything. recalculate everything every frame. endless faith in the computer. this thing can update 786,432 pixels 60 times per second surely it's got time for my bullshit

[donutdrawsthings]

I was thinking of a pride art challenge people could do with their OCs, because I thought it'd be cute! A queer/trans artist with their creations.

but then I realised that same challenge would be infinitely more funny with folks who have atypical or horror OCs

[mistermachoman]

the worst part about moodswings are when i know i'm being irrational over something so i have to sit there and seethe.

[theartofmadeline]

happy pride to the gay people in my computer <3

[theartofmadeline]

happy pride to the gay people in my computer <3

[maniaeofmadness]

Gravity Falls, The Magnus Archives, Welcome to Night Vale and The SCP foundation all exist in the same universe and Cognito Inc. from Inside Job has to deal with all of them on a weekly basis

[autisticfordprefect]

This universe also includes Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy and Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency. Just for flavor

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[thetransgenderprideworm]

For pride month everyone should have to listen to their trans friends favorite gay audio drama

[profmadscientist]

Grace and Rocky pick up... The President of the Galaxy?

[penisexplosionwizard]

a glimpse into my beautiful universe please understand

[hhheliocity]

Hey guys dont forget the tree eats people. The tree eats people guys. Eden tree eats people. Guys

[anarchistmemedistro]

[coolishfoolishness]

Or we could just accept that lying is the right thing to do sometimes actually, instead of making weird, backwards loopholes to convince ourselves we're telling the truth

[lilith-hazel-mathematics]

[thegenderienvy]

Bean soup ass moment y’all. Like it or not a LOT of people are raised to think lying to authorities specifically is Bad and Wrong. This tweet is for them, to ease them into the idea of Lying to Authorities. It isn’t for you.

[lilith-hazel-mathematics]

To anyone who needs to hear it: it is morally correct to lie to authority figures, especially if they are violent. Lying to yourself, however, is a form of self harm which you should try to avoid. Love yourself. Lie to authority figures.

[musiicpix3l]

Yes yes i know love is love. But they are still killing CHILDREN. over this.

[fluffmugger]

"Love is love" is a milquetoast cishet marketing phrase

Pride is a FUCK YOU to a society that wants us dead.

[jimhenson-themuppetmaster]

The Muppet Movie behind the scenes