Tear him up!

20, he ☆ ★ ☆ yeah sure I'll reblog that

[avataroftheglowcloud]

𖦹 Where your nightmares end... 𖦹

I use this blog purely for reblogging — @2un2hine is where I put my own posts (or reblogs that I've added something to other than just tags). @theblogofahighschoolhost is my OHSHC side blog! my ouran reblogs and posts go there.

𖦹 ...Willard begins. 𖦹

🐁 i love rats and star trek and pumpkins and ohshc (though as mentioned I have a side blog for that last one, so it probably won't come up here)

🩸 if you're interested to know which fandoms I'm into (and will typically reblog if I come across them), check out my strawpage. you can find my other socials linked there too

💼 I tag friend stuff with their names — whether their own posts or posts that remind me of them

🩸 #revisit is for posts I intend to come back to, most likely to look into their contents in further detail when I feel like it. throwing this here so I don't forget to actually utilise that tag

🐀 current profile theme: Willard (1971)

Former profile themes: Data — Star Trek: The Next Generation

RAINBOW DIVIDER // RAT 1 // RAT 2 // RAT 3 // RAT DIVIDER

[seankurwisean]

I am not immune to behemoth Adrian propaganda

[evilwizard]

it’s pride month, minions. you know what that means

[galactic-mayhem]

do you want us to, like, cast gay spells my leige?

[evilwizard]

<|:^)

[sunderwight]

Evil wizard tasteful pin-up magazine but it's all photos of like, skinny old goths coyly fingering cursed amulets, long-bearded sorcerers doing the 'oopsie' pose as their corrosive destruction spell destroys enough of their own robes to show some skin, naked desiccated lich king positioning his staff of human skulls just so it leaves something to the imagination, dark knights in full armor just holding their soul-eating blades out in front of their codpieces, orc chieftain who did not understand the assignment and is posing with a monster he killed like one of those guys-with-fish photos. Or maybe he DID understand the assignment. Hmm.

[rahatlin]

@evilwizard are you in that?

[evilwizard]

i should sell this

[lezbianz]

this is for a part-time job as a barista

[inactiveaccount082024]

on an application to work the front desk of a hotel

[chasetriesagain]

If minimum wage you'd like to make, This ancient quiz you'll have to take.

Step right up, but be prepared. Those who fail are poverty-snared. Question One! If your labor proves most fruitful, Raking quarters by the bootful, Who should excess profits reap, Me the wolf or you the sheep? Question Two! If, by merit, you're made pope, What will be your fervent hope? Law and order justly paired? Or mercy and the guilty spared?

Question Three! If a train should leave Topeka Driven by a solar squeaker, How then should the cat behave? Give it milk or give it grave? Question Four! Do you have a criminal record?

[hollis-art]

this will be a real postcard soon... stay tuned

[cozy-stardust]

Imagine Grace defined his name as the elegance definition of grace and Rocky spends years thinking how fucking ironic this clumsy leaky space blobs name is.

Until Grace slips out a sentence along the lines of "could you give me a little grace here" and Rocky immediately points out he used a word wrong so Grace has to explain that yeah, grace means elegance but it can also mean mercy sometimes too.

And Rocky has to suddenly reconcile that the clumsy leaky blob that saved his life twice, that almost certainly doomed himself to come back for him, name is Mercy.

[tall]

[dumpsterfire620]

[draconym]

Had a dream that I was living on the Animal Crossing Island and that they had added Burglary to the world. You had to pay Tom Nook thousands of bells to install a security system or your neighbors would sneak in and take one piece of your furniture. And if you saw your stuff when you were visiting their house you had to choose whether to bring it up and demand it back, or just let it slide for the sake of your friendship with them.

[kilncreatures]

here is probably the most whimsical and gormless creature ive made so far. just utterly permeable. under investigation for an allergy to tap water

[sandmandaddy69]

[get-thee-to-a-shrubbery]

[ferret-on-pancakes]

[its-your-mind]

[miteistic]

[nick-nonya]

[cleanedupcorporationprogress]

[boothyghost]

[all-save-challenge]

I love this post especially the rat part

going on me feed

[trolleybusaberrations]

what do you mean there are exactly zero rats i. this post

[bingle-official]

[primordialsoupvendor]

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[definitely-not-a-plant]

[spectroacha]

DOES IT NOT STOP

[pjackk]

Yooooo 🤑🤑🤑🇹🇷⚔️🇬🇷

[monkeymage]

Hope a seabird or a wild eagle swoops down and takes your meals

[pjackk]

Ok but i hope a rotten hand grabs ur throte & throttles U while swanging U around hard

[trashcangimmick]

[3000s]

tumblr giveaway

reblog to win one of that

[enkephalinpilled]

in order to preserve my internet privacy i’ll have to start feeding everyone misinformation about myself. i don’t eat. i don’t sleep. i don’t breathe. i don’t blink. i don’t have “blood”

[thisisalovestry]

file -> phrases that are going to shift something in me forever

[insomniparty]