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@avengerassemblecapsass
Now accepting ASKS, AND SUBMISSIONS!!!
Stephen: What's wrong with Peter?
Tony: He's upset because when he got bitten by the spider, He didn't grow 6 more arms.
Stephen: why would he be upset?
Tony: Because he can still only pet one dog at a time.
Peter: I don't wanna talk to Mr.Fury
Happy: kid you gotta
Peter: *hangs up on fury for the 20th time today*
Happy, Pulling Tony out of the grave: I PREFERED HIM WHEN HE WAS BABY, NOW HE'S YOU 2.0. YOU HAVE RUINED THIS C H I L D
Jesus and Ness, with help from PK Fire, defeated Lonk from Peneslvania.
Peter, Playing Smash Brothers with Ned
Tony, Holding Peter, Morgan, and Harley: If anything happens to these 3 kids, I'll kill everyone in this room and then myself.
Who the hell hired Thanos to run tumblr?
Thought this fit perfectly after Endgame!
Tony, with any mild inconvenience:
Tony: Hey kid, did you see my coffee pot?
Peter, hiding the broken shards of glass behind him: it may.. have had an accident..
Tony:
Steve, reading from a meme Peter’s showing him: When you see someone you haven’t seen since High school
Steve, turning to Peter: Who’s that?
Peter: …What?
Steve: who’s in this picture, do you know them?
Peter: No, Mr.rogers I-
Steve: Then who is this then???????
Steve:
@porcelaincarnival you nailed him perfectly!
Shuri: We need a distraction.
Peter, looking at Shuri and Ned: Yes, but what?
Shuri, smirking:
Peter, dressed in a Hula skirt along with Ned: LUAU!
Dr.strange: My name is Dr.Stephen Strange and I-
Thor: Beer Wizard?
Dr. Strange: Thor, I'm a Master of the My-
Thor, excitedly: Banner! This is the beer wizard I was telling you about!
Wong, confused: What are we now, a Bar?
Tony, with morgan, handing her a juice pop wrapper: Go throw your wrapper away, you cant leave it laying on the counter.
Morgan, nodding: Okay Daddy
Morgan, throwing the wrapper in the garbage can: Yeet!
Tony, in shock: PETER BENJAMIN PARKER STARK.
Peter, crawling onto the wall, while tony tries to hit him down with a broom: IM SORRY MR.STARK!!!!!!
Think about it
Tony Doesnt die in Endgame, and instead he lives and Adopts peter (legally) and Peter and Morgan are siblings who Tony and Pepper have to watch to make sure that Peter and Ned arent teaching Morgan the way of Vines, But ohoho Its too late, Morgans already yeeting things, and shes wearing light up sketchers, while her, Ned and peter watch a (Clean) Vines complication on Youtube. Also, Peter has a tik tok that he does videos with morgan on.
Tony: I'm not going to be mad, just tell me why you have a fake ID
Peter: *Mumbles*
Tony: What?
Peter: You have to be over 18 to hold the puppies at Petco.
Tony:.....
I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.
Peter Parker
Loki: I swing both ways.
Loki: violently. With a knife.
