Fandom trash

[carolsturka]

[aaliyahsparrow]

"It followed me home", Ilya Rozanov [Connor Storrie] and a "friend", based on this post of Erling Haaland returning home

I saw someone @brokenberries post this with an art request, so I saved the screenshot, and now I cannot for the life of me find it again. If/when I do, I'll link it in. Whoever you are, please feel free to request stuff like this more often because it is GENIUS!

Photoshopped image (images sourced from instagram, and google), watercolour texture from stock image databases, overlines by computer program and me (I was not going to try to do the raccoon by hand, I'd still be there in six hours). This is not AI.

July 2026

Please do not repost my images to other sites without permission

[misscromwellsmonocle]

The Little Art Connoisseur (1863) August Friedrich Siegert

[darnitjack]

Last time this came around I showed my three year old and he said "He's little like me!" and stared for a whole minute (v. Long in toddler time).

[yourangelonline]

[riviere-libre]

This still fucking cracks me up

[sabotage-on-mercury]

we talk about Shane's lingerie (jockstrap, white socks, backwards ballcap) but what about Ilya's lingerie. The white ribbed tank top. The house slippers. The CK briefs. The adidas track suit. I know in my heart Ilya owns a track suit and he wears it like a negligee #hislingerie

[burymecherry]

ilya is the type of guy to call his white tanks “wife pleasers” or in his case “husband pleasers” and you know shane is VERY pleased when he sees him in one

[spreadassholesdotorg]

[belbar74]

[f1vegas]

like. the overwrought mawkish celebrini crosby narratives at worlds are annoying and would seem cheap if they weren't literally being canonized by the hockey canada brass and sid himself. which is fun to think about on account of him not really abdicating his seat for cmd or nate the same way he's decided to really groom mack for this role, whether because sid is old enough for the waves of next gen to finally, actually humble him in a way they've never done before, or because macklin is a convenient, ego stroking protege who flatters his legacy in playing style and dedication to the craft, or maybe its that mack has a kind of boyish charm and willingness to be in front of the camera that means he can feed the beast of timbits mastercard ccm airbnb capitalism that has been left wanting between various canadian scions idk. and then on the other hand you're watching the anointing oils daubed on macklins face as the broadcast and journalists lay it on so cloyingly thick and then you remember oh right lol your little rebrand post trial, your little slush fund, your little declining sport enrollment, your tarnished reputation. like sure the public coronation can be all the former but more importantly it is very much the latter with the timing being just a happy coincidence. paper tiger boy king decked in red maple leafs to save your sorry asses in more ways than one lmao

[witchy-worm]

Don't worry, Yuna, Shane is wearing his Reeboks in the streets & in the sheets ❤️

[fastlefthander]

dovi STAND UP the pussy can't be that good

the pussy in question:

[animentality]

[eckspress]

Any kinks?

eternal devotion.

[lilliesandpucks]

in case you didn’t know rookies often bleach their hair. it’s like a bonding/superstition thing. so have bad bleach job rook shane hollander

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[beleester]

>#I love how this gag would be funny at any point since the third century BCE

[ranni-thewitch]

divert all power to the funk engine

[puppygirllaika]

a single, solitary, earth-shattering note thunders across the battlefield like a tsunami.

[typezerostudios]

You can see the power of music shining in his eyes.

[arandomthot]

I’ve had this same dilemma too many times

[fervent-bookwomb]

i think that soy sauce fish and honey bear must be the very very best of friends

[fervent-bookwomb]

look at them. look at them!!! i bet they have tea parties together when the spice cabinet is closed.

[emtearzz]

buddies!!