avril :]

19. sylus's girl ^^

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Incorrect Genshin

Klee: Hey Jean, Jean: Yes? Klee: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on? Jean: Jean: Where’s Albedo?

[jonoosa]

Based on the fanfic of the same name: https://archiveofourown.org/works/6194938

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

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I LOVED THIS

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mamamoo incorrect.

wheein: Why are solar and moonbyul sitting with their backs to each other? hwasa: They had a fight. wheein: Then why are they holding hands? hwasa: They get sad when they fight.

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solar: How do I deal with my enemies? moonbyul: Kill them solar: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution moonbyul: Kill them only a little?

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mamamoo incorrect.

hwasa, tending to wheein's wounds: How would you rate your pain? wheein: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.

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txt incorrect

beomgyu: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it kai: Just rip the bandage off. beomgyu: It’s taehyun. kai: Put the bandage back on.

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txt incorrect

Huening Kai: I am very small Huening Kai : And I have no money Huening Kai : So you can imagine the kind of stress I’m under

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txt incorrect.

soobin: Do you think you’d actually notice if someone didn’t cast a shadow? Or if their limbs were just slightly too long? Or if they had just a little too many teeth? like how many times have you passed Something on the street and you just didn’t Notice It?

yeonjun: Stay woke motherfuckers ur love is out there!!!!!

soobin: Yknow what? Not my point at all in any way whatsoever, but I’m glad I could be an inspiration.

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got7 incorrect.

BamBam: All things considered, it didn’t work out too badly.

Jaebeom:

Jaebeom: We saw ourselves die.

Bambam:

Jaebeom: Twice!

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got7 incorrect

Jinyoung, shouting at Yugyeom: YOU DIE WHEN I KILL YOU!

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got7 incorrect.

Jinyoung: What are you talking about? You love it here. Jackson: I’m not sure I do. I think I just developed Stockholm Syndrome. Jaebeom: Catch yourself on, you’ve never even been to Switzerland.

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bts incorrect

Hoseok, upon learning how Jin did a magic trick: So you’re not magic?

Jin: Well, not really.

Hoseok: You’re just a liar.

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Jeongguk: ARE YOU-

Yoongi: Fucking.

Jeongguk: KIDDING ME?! YOU-

Yoongi: Fucking.

Jeongguk: IDIOT!

Hoseok: …What was that?

Yoongi: Jin banned Jeongguk from swearing, so I’m helping them out.

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bts incorrect

RM: What’s in the suitcase?

Maknae Line: Vodka.

RM: You brought a suitcase full of vodka?!

Jeongguk: Of course not. I brought mixers as well, I’m not a savage

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nct incorrect

mark: You saved me. I owe you my life. haechan: No thanks. I’ve seen it and I’m not very impressed.

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johnny: WHY. why did you give hendery a KNIFE?! ten: I’m sorry. They said they felt unsafe. johnny: Now I feel unsafe! ten: I’m sorry. ten: ...would you like a knife?

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jaehyun: Why are you on the floor? taeyong: I'm depressed. taeyong: Also I was stabbed, can you get doyoung, please.