Countess Von Boobs

Currently 21 years old and trying to get a grip on adulthood. Tumblr is my procrastionation station, so you guys can tune in and be unproductive with me, if that floats your boat.

[girlwhoiscryimg]

i think spending years on tumblr surrounded by the most critically unhinged minds on earth has impacted me in ways i dont even want to acknowledge. but on the plus side its all really funny

[cybergata]

People who can do this amaze me.

[dragongirlknot]

for the first 10 seconds i was absolutely certain it was gonna be this cat

[asimovsideburns]

I will never get over shit like this

[justintaco]

[goldcrescent]

We all thought Loki was the odd one out but it turns out Thor is actually the friendly jock middle child in a family of bitchy drama club goths

[moved-to-ofswordsandpens]

[caffeinated-and-confused]

[lonelygodinthetardis]

DOCTOR WHO | The Doctor, the Widow, and the Wardrobe

[ladiesofcinema]

Kelly Reilly as KERRA in BRITANNIA, 1.02

[ramavatarama]

I thought Florence Welch had finally snapped

[rhiorhino]

@lemon-embalmer

[alsojetwolf]

#‘the dog days are OVER for you hoes'  (tag courtesy of @spiritbladed)

[spuffygifs]

BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER | S5E22: The Gift

[wondersmith-and-sons]

listen, yeah, tumblr is unhinged and full of clowns but it’s unhinged in a way that has coherence. the clownery has continuity. you could reference memes from 6 years ago and people would still get it. you could make jokes from long-dead shows and someone could still understand the weird cryptic hieroglyphic language of internet culture. there’s institutional memory here. where else am i gonna get that? twitter? twitter is just 5-minute rage cycles and blue check marks with brainrot and too much hubris

[meanplastic]

[jakemorph]

[witchgiggles]

[mens-rights-activia]

Like jokes aside this is so scary and sad, I really hope he’s still okay

[cowboisupreme-blog]

Don’t worry, he’s ok! He posted this on Instagram a few days ago:

And he posted this recently as well

So, yeah, it’s really shitty that he went through that, but at least he’s healthy and safe.

[b00bconnoisseur]

I DIDNT SEE THE LAST PICTURE LAST TIME

[salamander-xander]

The only version of this ill reblog because I AM THANKFUL HE IS SAFE!

[cherryaire]

is no one going to talk about the fact that his username is it’s bobbybiiiiitch what a legend

[valtsv]

the way that supernatural posts have both brought this site together and made it unusable again after all these years. it doesn't get better than this.

[valtsv]

i almost feel sorry for the people who didn't use this site back in the superwholock heyday because you may think this is funny and but you don't really Get It. and you never will. what you're experiencing is but a pale and fleeting imitation of the past. the passing shadow of a far mightier beast.

however i've been on tumblr since 2010 so i think it's undeniable who the real loser is here

[stuffandatherstuff]

I mean i would have been on tumblr but i was too busy being 5

[valtsv]

[spooniestrong]

[sabertoothwalrus]

shout out to the lady that brought straight-up erotica of a girl jerkin it on top of a washing machine to get custom framed at a H@BBY L@BBY, you are more powerful than any other customer I’ve ever encountered while working here

[sabertoothwalrus]

and shout out to my coworker forgetting to close the visualization software since she was the last customer of the night so the next morning when he was helping an old couple it popped up on their screen 💀

[sabertoothwalrus]

lmao if anyone’s curious what I’m dealing with... I found the artist’s website (keep in mind before you click that it is definitely nsfw which is. ironic,,,)

[kats-pajama3]

[thecyndimistuff]

Din: hi I was told I could find you here. Are you a Jed—

Ahsoka:

[notbecauseofvictories]

there’s nothing quite like reading a book and being like AHA I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE, and feeling immensely clever when it’s just…….plot

[myfashionburden]

elie saab spring/summer 2020 haute couture

[cellophanejpeg]

baby being cute and holding his hands together

[nocontextgoodplace]