Awesomeness

[valtsv]

me when the new semester starts: at last i have structured time again and responsibilities and deadlines to motivate me to be productive and make plans for the future. this term is gonna be great, i just know it!

me literally 2 days later:

[ohevoyev]

true performance art.

[okayysophia]

[princessnijireiki]

true incels are literally indistinguishable from satire bc they really all do talk Like That but once again, just to confirm:

[maybethistimemegz]

[chickenfarmersan]

[antique-scarecrow]

i fucking lost it when she opened the fridge

[psychotictea]

A big mood

[gay-torqueen]

This is gonna be me when I’m in my 30’s-40’s

[twoofcups]

gordon ramsey: is the food good here?

underpaid server: 

[b0ggyb1tch]

[dadmech]

[twinky-dinky-doo]

[trilllizard666]

Gordon: How is the food here? What’s best to order?

Ill Treated And Underpaid Server, About To Purposefully Suggest The Absolute Worst Thing On The Menu:

[awwdorables]

French Bulldog argues bedtime

[cherryclit]

I AM TOO FILTHY TO WATCH SOMETHING AS PURE AS THIS

[iujoy-deactivated20210730]

@ghostsgf

[c00tiebreath]

HE WENT RIGHT TO SLEEP IM UGLY CRYING

[wigglytuffer]

[xpaperheartso]

Same energy

[lala-the-rebel]

[johnmulaneys]

this is the funniest story ever told

[johnmulaneys]

[johntorrington]

*juice by lizzo plays as I lay dead in the woods*

[gettingintoknives]

me, listening to juice by lizzo: this is gonna solve everything

[movie-gifs]

Pokémon Detective Pikachu (2019), dir. Rob Letterman.

[kehlso]

[losertakesall]

the actual best moment in all ANTM history

[thebestoftumbling]

Asked for a scoop of vanilla, cold stone delivers

[typicalbitchybitch-deactivated2]

His face before he slams it

[youngijae-deactivated20160120]

[kizutsuku]

wher ethe fuck the ice cream go

[aaays-and-bees]

He destroyed it

[unaverage-confessions]

Therapist: “Are you experiencing any suicidal thoughts?”

Me:

[auckie]

When I was like, 9 years old I thought sponfebob was attractive and sexy and I said I wanted to marry him and my dad frowned really hard af me and said ‘don’t say that’ then he got up and went to his room and shut the door

[neuteredcuck11]

Whenever I walk through the shopping mall the only thing I can think of is my body swinging from the christmas tree

[fakehistory]

The Catholic church convicts Galileo of heresy (1633)

[harold-shes-lesbian]

this is too real though