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[beansfrombeans]

[awesometrollingman10]

[pangur-and-grim]

oh brother 😔 I had this date a few years back with an autistic guy, where he was like “by the way, you’re autistic too,” and I was like “oh, haha, no I’m not!” and then he went through this listing of every diagnostic trait he’d noticed ending with “and you haven’t made eye contact with me ONCE!” while I sat there getting more and more furious.

in retrospect I think it was very funny, and I hope he’s doing well

[pangur-and-grim]

people are commodifying my anecdotes on twitter

[weaselle]

got dan, that's even more infuriating than getting big notes in your own name here in your native habitat

[awesometrollingman10]

20% of the internet generates 80% of the posts. Those posts are then used to generate AI slop. Intellectual property doesn't exist aside unless it's profitable enough.

[peachducy]

ja-orange!

[awesometrollingman10]

Sway, white boy, and girl

[furrllowart]

Freddy knows he is very loved! (WIP)

Happy 12th anniversary FNAF!! :D

[awesometrollingman10]

An image from my phone taken in 2024 sounded relevant to this post.

[parakeet]

Young people don’t know when I joined this website a decade and a half ago we used to have to walk to the post button and back and it was uphill both ways

[the-disemvoweler]

Yng ppl dn't knw whn jnd ths wbst dcd nd hlf g w sd t hv t wlk t th pst bttn nd bck nd t ws phll bth ws

[consonant-remover]

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[nothing-remover]

Young people don’t know when I joined this website a decade and a half ago we used to have to walk to the post button and back and it was uphill both ways

[pukicho]

Ate one year old fish yesterday and strangely feel bad today.

[pukicho]

I did not eat a baby fish. Stop this.

[auternadelaide]

[dailyquests]

You can now play as 🐗 Hog.

[vellichordragon]

im so fucking ready

[ghxsttowns]

Doing some research on a couple of specimens

[awesometrollingman10]

I've done some research, and I think I can identify the species for you!

cat

[localcoward]

Kanako!

[awesometrollingman10]

I've seen enough. She's cute enough for animal testing. Send in Ceroba.

[redstonedust]

superheroes try too hard to be cool these days when nobody can ever beat "his name is spider man and he dresses like a spider because he has the powers of a spider"

[awesometrollingman10]

Batman didn't even have bat powers. He's just that cool

[ganondoodle]

at this point it would be comical if it werent so dangerous how perfectly the rain keeps dodging us, even in the most shaded spots in our usually cooler swampy region the ground is cracked, the trees are starting to lose leaves and fruit, lawn is a suggesting, an idea at best, no plant without sunburn, theres a big rainfront covering nearly the entire country finally coming through, it somehow parts right before getting to us and recombines afterwards, today were smaller storm clusters all over the place, finally a large dark cloud shows up, it smells of rain, the winds pick up and you expect it to rain any second- and it just .. doesnt.

[awesometrollingman10]

Rain gods are displeased. Do they take Apple Pay?

[redstonedust]

"i know this show was made for children but i enjoy it too." > awesome and cool. watch whatever you want forever.

"i know it LOOKS like it was made for children but its SECRETLY for us. calling it a kids show is an insult cause kids could never understand these THEMES and EMOTIONS. we're the TRUE fans." > i dont think i trust your opinions. you seem lame as fuck.

[awesometrollingman10]

Those adults didn't realize their kids' shows had themes and emotions. They were too young, so it went over their heads.

[homunculus-argument]

Day 222/365 of listing something good I saw today:

Saw an electric wheelchair (?) with the text BITCH at the back and first thought "lmao fuck yeah, what a power move to come with a self-appointed warning label" but then I had a closer look at the stickers and noticed that the brand name on the back of the chair was "Karma" and the person who had decorated their chair had incorporated the logo into a larger text, making it "Karma is a bitch".

...If I ever happen to end up using a chair, I do want to just have BITCH written on the back. I deserve a warning label.

[awesometrollingman10]

"Keep out. Dog." sign except for a bitch

[effervescent-fool]

ive never been able to take "climb him like a tree" as a sexual innuendo seriously because i picture climbing a tree in my mind and then i picture a tall man in my mind and when i put those two things together im not seeing anything sexual. im seeing like. circus tricks.

[awesometrollingman10]

Who tf is sexing the trees?

[katlovesshrimps]

fursona doodles <3

[sleepyquietgirl]

I feel like I am taking crazy pills

[emil]

"Peggle make phone calls" has become shorthand for "fuck it, whatever" for me but no one ever knows what im talkingabout and it's also longer (longhand?)

[emil]

peggle make phone calls