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You Got a Friend In Horse
YOU DO NOT HAVE A FRIEND IN HORSE
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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thanks I hate it
You Got a Friend In Horse
YOU DO NOT HAVE A FRIEND IN HORSE
this is a boss fight but i don't know which one the boss is
hey, did you play the halo 5 beta? wicked cool right? I wonder who that silver spartan is with chief in that poster. hashtag huntthetruth! oh my god, the silver spartan is gonna shoot chief! wait, now it’s chief about to shoot him! damn, warzone looks fun as hell. oh my god, is that buck??? BLUE TEAM!!!!!!!
created? cortana? what’s that about? it’s 2015 and I can’t wait to see what happens after halo 4!!!!!!!
glad to see none of us are over this
I’m generally not keen on the claim we live in the dumbest possible cyberpunk future, but today I found out that the reason Palpatine’s grand speech and ultimatum announcing his return happens off screen between The Last Jedi and The Rise of Skywalker is because it was a Fortnite exclusive event, and sometimes I wonder.
I thought the causality went the other way around. It was Fortnite-exclusive because they couldn’t figure out how to put it in TRoS without being redundant with the opening crawl, and I guess it was easier to cut the scene than to change the crawl?
Some sources do, in fact, claim that Palpatine’s broadcast was originally meant to be included in The Rise of Skywalker, with the Fortnite event merely being an exclusive teaser, and that the decision to cut it from the film came too late in production for the Fortnite event to be cancelled.
However, I need you to ask yourself which version of events reflects more poorly on J J Abrams and company.
That they deliberately made one of the sequel trilogy’s most significant plot points a Fortnite exclusive?
Or that they accidentally made one of the sequel trilogy’s most significant plot points a Fortnite exclusive?
Apparently the game Grounded has an “Arachnophobia safe” mode that lets you turn down the realism of the giant spiders from this...
to this...
Which is a great feature! But also. Just. Just look at that orb orb.
*releases pack of dads into home depot* go……be free
invasive species encroach on lesbian territory
This is a common misconception because they’re such similar environments, but you should be aware that dads are native to Home Depot, while lesbians are actually native to Lowe’s. At this point, however, both dads and lesbians have made themselves at home in both Home Depot and Lowe’s to the point that trying to separate them back into their original ranges would probably do more harm than good to the delicate ecosystem of large chain hardware stores.
A properly raised and socialized Dad will be perfectly comfortable cohabiting with Lesbians. Its not really “encroaching on another’s territory”. You wouldn’t say that about foxes in a forest that also homes bobcats, would you? No. It’s just two different species that have both evolved to live in similar/the same environment. As long as they recognize each other as equals, Dads and Lesbians are more than capable of cohabitation.
Now, if you were to release a pack of Lumberjacks into a Lowes or Home Depot, that’s where chaos will reign. Being adapted to a far harsher and more demanding environment, the Lumberjacks would simply push Dads and Lesbians both out and also consume far more than a sustainable amount of resources. It would be like releasing bears at a country club.
As a former timber-harvester… I feel this is potentially accurate in theory. But highly improbable in actuality.
Lumberjacks, like most megafauna species generally require more space than the average hardware store, even a big box store could provide. The misconception is that Lumberjacks are a social species because of how they often work and live together.
This is a matter of necessity, not preference, and a survival technique for thriving under the LogBoss.
A “pack” of Lumberjacks, if not under the environmental pressure of a LogBoss will naturally disperse until they each have a wide territory.
Lumberjacks rarely fight for territory.
One on one, a Lumberjack could drive out a Dad or Lesbian, however the latter tend to travel in social packs.
Lumberjacks will passively retreat on the presence of large numbers of people. Kind of like Sasquatch.
Getting a “pack” of Lumberjacks assembled would be hard enough unless they were forced into a Hardware Store by a LogBoss. In that case, they would already be in a heightened and potentially agitated state far above their natural behavior. This artificial scenario can be likened to a circus animal running amok. If it had been in the wild, the incident would not have occurred.
Free-roaming Lumberjacks are the cryptids of the Hardware ecosystem. They are surprisingly quiet and unobtrusive.
Please stop labeling Lumberjacks as dangerous roving social predators. They are intermediate level omnivores and remarkably peaceful unless threatened.
As a hardware store worker I can say that this is all 100% accurate.
now how in the FUCK am i supposed to leave tumblr when a god tier post like THIS is just is just waiting for me daily?!?!?!
JARED???????
@liquid-geodes
??????? JARED 25 ??????
THEL??????
That boy had no time for his british nonsense
This little boy woke up and chose VIOLENCE
baby girl just caught in the crossfire
b a r n a c l e s
Okay so since I'm in a mood to actually tell it, does anyone want to hear the story of the most questionable vodka I've ever had?
Yes. Tell me the tale of the forbidden vodka.
Okay before I begin, I want to define my term. “Most Questionable Vodka” is an award not for a vodka of dubious origin, but rather for a vodka whose design, name, and taste were all odd choices. I have had dubious vodka, both in flavor and quality of manufacture. My friends used to make Skittles vodka which just consisted of putting skittles in a bottle of vodka and tossing it in the freezer for a few days. What I’m saying is that this story is about something whose existence was something you have to come to terms with. With that out of the way, lets go on to the story.
Back when i lived in Santa Fe, I used to go to this bar called Cowgirl a lot. I didn’t really have a lot of money because I was a college student with no job but I went anyways to hang with friends and also grab a drink or two. One night, as we were talking with the bartender, I noticed a bottle at the end of the shelf closest to me. I was immediately curious about this bottle. Why? Because it was a type of vodka I was unfamiliar with? Well yes but it also had one other trait that jumped out: it was green.
Now, I don’t mean that the bottle was green. In fact, the bottle was white frosted glass. I mean the liquid inside was green. And not just green. A BRIGHT green. A neon green. A violent green. To my eyes it seemed to almost glow in the dark bar. You know how some animals are brightly colored to signal that they’re poisonous? Something to keep in mind.
“WHAT is THAT?!” I shouted calmly to the bartender.
With a smile pulled the offending bottle off the shelf and showed it to me so i could read the label. THe brand was Three Olives. The flavor?
“‘Dude’?! The flavor is ‘DUDE’?! What the hell does ‘DUDE’ taste like?!!!” Now, years later i would find out what dudes taste like but more importantly I would like to point out that “what does dude taste like” is not a wise thing to shout in a crowded bar. Luckily, no one noticed, or they were too busy in their own problems to care.
“Oh I have no idea,” said the bartender, “they won’t let us open the bottle until a customer orders it so we can’t taste it but we can’t sell it because we don’t know what it tastes like.”
I thought about it for a whole second, which is about ten years in ADHD time, and made an executive decision. I was going to be that customer.
“I would like a shot of DUDE please!” I said, a little too loudly.
I have never seen a man open a bottle that fast. I mean one second it was back on the shelf where he placed it after showing to to me, and the next he was pouring a shot and no intervening steps could be seen. I mean he broke the sound barrier, the sonic boom momentarily silencing the bar. I mean the top of the bottle disappeared and to this day I have no idea if it was a cork or a screw cap that sealed the contents from the outside world.
I looked at my shot. It was no less green outside the bottle. My enthusiasm faltered slightly. Slightly. I drank it.
Okay there’s really no way around this: it tasted like Mountain Dew. Flat Mountain Dew. Mixed with rubbing alcohol.
I looked at the bartender. He had tasted it too. I could see we had come to the same conclusion. We never talked about it again
He never did charge me for the shot.
“Russia is European” “No, Russia is in Asia”
Have you considered: there is literally nothing justifying Europe and Asia being two different continents in the first place
You’re right, I forgot that we arranged our continents by mountain ranges, I had to look at my world map again
did you make this just to be petty
Everything I have ever done has had being petty as the goal
now my blog is this color and y'all have to deal with it :)
why don’t you look at some baker-miller pink and then maybe you’ll calm down
Not Agnes leading Wanda to the basement and then taking the bunny, sprinting down there, doing a quick change of looks and hiding behind a pilar; all just to do her dramatic entrance and sing her catchy reveal song.
Giving someone six geese (a-laying, and thus in full protect-the-nest mode), much less SEVEN SWANS, does not seem to me, to be, per se, an act of true love