Sunset Chaser.

Food and nature are life. Sydney, NSW

[assiraphales]

“ yOu wAnt a PieCE of ME?” “YES!” *bites a bitch*

[ive-been-mistreated]

#ELMO VIOLENCE MOMENTS

[brucebocchi]

they had to put him down for this

[oddlyaquaria]

im so thankful for Christine Sydelko speaking out about this and being a positive fat idol

[catchymemes]

“My cat realizing I am watching him do what I have repeatedly told him not to do”

[valeria2067]

Theologians: Animals can’t sin, because they cannot comprehend right vs. wrong in a meaningful way.

Me, a Cat Owner: Yeah, Bullshit.

[adrasteiax]

“This morning, even before the light came, the birds started singing. Who were you then?”

— Marie Howe, from Questions in “The Kingdom Of Ordinary Time”

[bossuary]

Part of sex-positivity is supporting people who’re positive that they don’t want to have sex.

[placethemoonatmyeyes]

stop making shows about americans in europe… try europeans in america instead. the outrage of not knowing exactly what something costs at a store,, no public transport,, everyone smiling in your face and waiters scaring you by constantly popping up at your table… ice in your water for some reason,, the kind of culture clash i want to see!!

[obliqe]

fuck emily in paris i want françois in texas

[theepitomeofquiet]

[closure]

[spelldealer]

i’m the main character in every grocery store i go to

[thewitchdoctor]

[uranian97]

1) they expensive bruh 2) none of us kno the dif btwn a fucking diamond and some fancy ass glass ur capitalist rock hierarchy has no control over us

[a-chicago-sunflower]

3) mostly mined with slave labor

[everkings]

4) we get excited when our date buys us an appetizer, we don’t even comprehend people buying us rocks that would force us into debt for ten years

[wildhaunt]

5) They aren’t actually that rare and the price is artificially inflated. 

[ariaste]

Pro tip from a former Jared’s salesperson: You want a sparkly white rock that will look like a diamond to the untrained eye and will literally cost the price of a nice dinner for two? Created white sapphire. They’re lab grown and cost *pennies* to make, so you can get a 1 or 2 carat white sapphire for like… $30-80 probably. You can get one as huge as you like, perfectly clear, perfectly flawless. And no one will ever be able to tell the difference except a professional appraiser. Also, sapphires are the second-hardest gemstone (right after diamonds) so they are very durable! Very unlikely that they’ll chip or crack. Get that bitch set in sterling silver and you are GOOD TO GO. Whole thing should cost you less than $200 unless you get a fancy band with a lot of extra stones. Of course, created sapphires come in every color of the rainbow, so if you want something more exciting than plain white, you TOTALLY CAN. 

Created sapphires and silver: The poor Millennial’s engagement ring. 

[everythingcanadian-archive]

THANK YOU EX-JARED’S BASED GOD. 

[dxisybuchanan]

engagement rings: HACKED

[styna]

Get a ring from an antique store. They’re usually less than $100, you know they hold up over time, no one else will have one like it, and it comes with the bonus of being haunted by the spirit of some old woman named Edith probably.

[phruxx]

thanks edith

[ingridverse]

Woman proposes to her girlfriend with a ring from an antique store. Ring is haunted by Edith. Who, as it turns out, was in love with her girlfriend but never dreamed the day would come when they could’ve married.

Suddenly, inexplicable bad things start happening to homophobes around the young couple.

[biteswhenprovoked]

Do we have to pay extra for the possessing spirit that has it in for homophobes?

[ingridverse]

Not if you shop around.

[skyliath-blog]

Daughter tells her Dad he’s going to be a Grandpa [x]

[falenstar78]

When he says “really” ;’)

[bitt3rfruit]

Never leave this un-reblogged

[cumberbuddy]

What a dear human being he is. 

[rossana]

[mermaidsandcats29]

OMG YAY!

[nt-7-deactivated20230122]

i can't force you to appreciate me but u sure gonna feel it when i'm gone

[neckkiss]

1001 Grams (2014)

[backroad-song]

[redivide]

@shaymitchell on insta

[manny-jacinto]

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2 (2012)

[twilightbimbo]

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

I honestly refuse to interpret Charlie’s expressions here as anything other than assuming that this is Jacob acting on a crush and trying to seduce him, and wondering how exactly to let the kid down gently.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[rainbowchibbit]

SHIT you’re right