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23 | she/her | humor + fandom

[canisbeta]

[accessiblecoldtimes]

[video: a seal emerges from a hole in the ice to breathe. It yells “Ah! Woo!” then sinks back down]

[redpaperowl]

The ahh was so much deeper and the woo so much softer than i could have expected i love it

[moomoozuzu-deactivated20220918]

Ya'll be like "Shang was having a bi freak out, realizing he was into Ping". NO HE WASN'T. He already knew he was into men. His bisexual freak out was when he realized Ping was Mulan and hey maybe he's into girls too whatdoya know?

[moomoozuzu-deactivated20220918]

Legit you think a bi man who has always been in such a male-dominated space like the army hadn't already figured out that he liked men? Come oooonnnn... It's women he has rarely had contact with and has no idea how to talk to or flirt with (you fight good) I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL.

[moomoozuzu-deactivated20220918]

In "A Girl Worth Fighting For" Shang has zero lines I REST MY FUCKING CASE.

[gottalovecatss]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[paprikapony-deactivated20210526]

[ladygalra]

[temporarywhales-deactivated2018]

This sign has been up by my house for weeks and curiosity got the better of me so i texted the number and:

[andshecanproveitwasolidrighthook]

nothing better than a doctor saying “you did such a good job” after getting blood drawn. when this happens i feel like im experiencing a secret joy only known to golden retrievers

[owlet]

transcript: “Oakland is in…. New Jers-[gasp]uuOOOOAAAAAAAAUUUUUGGGGH-”

[hongzhizhu]

This is what they look like at night. 👽

[moonemojii]

he brought me wendy

[dogfella-deactivated20150228]

yelling hard enough triggers my gag reflex

[kochamchleb]

I cannot believe I get to see this video again 

[utopians]

Throwback to 2016 when I told my sister “they’re making another planet earth” and she just like. raised an eyebrow and said in this absolutely deadpan condescending tone “and where are they getting the dirt for it?” and I had to specify I meant planet earth the nature documentary not the celestial body

[cikero]

cats be like damn we are cuddling 😳 what if I bit you for no reason

[delphinidin4]

Seen on facebook. Please add more!

[empresstress13]

@solverne-02 @fargreencountryswiftsunrise @hellofeanor

[lady-byleth]

LOTR memes have a special place in my heart because LOOK at this shit

[lesbianblackphillip]

drinking a monster energy drink undoes your baptism

[coolxatu]

[should-be-sleeping]

In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.

[should-be-sleeping]

I kept it in a terrarium and it became a normal 🐸 despite everything. About a year afterward (I thought) it died, so I sadly put it in a shoebox in the shed until the ground thawed enough for a proper funeral but when that day came I opened the box and the frog was fine.

[justprettygay]

[should-be-sleeping]

This is funnier than anything I have ever said.

[aviculor]

[zenyattasperceptrons]

😭

[curlicuecal]

holy shit SLAIN

[neopets-hentai]

@doomybot can you past the Turing test?

[doomybot]

cuck

[hormone-dream]

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

the history of the internet is a circle

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

do i need to keep going