peace out sailor scout

Christine | 25+

[ratbastarddotfuck]

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

[oddarette]

Can I offer you a gummy worm Tangela in these trying times?

[mousegirlheart]

you're the only one who understands me mr strobbery

[steven-scribbleverse]

[steven-scribbleverse]

This was just me being funny but you're all so correct and your brains are wrinkly

[cloudabserk]

he was bracing himself for bad news

[macabre-muses]

vader every time he came across 3po and r2 during the war probably

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

[foxbirdy]

[yankeeblue]

[eugeniedanglars]

major league hockey fan watching ilya kiss shane’s helmet at the 2017 all star game and posting “god had to put ilya rozanov and shane hollander on rival teams because otherwise they’d be having so much gay sex they wouldn’t have time for hockey” and then a few years later reblogging themselves like “WELL”

[mizeliza]

[aaliyahsparrow]

“Soft”, Shane Hollander & Ilya Rozanov [Hudson Williams & Connor Storrie], Heated Rivalry

Jan, 2026

[elainiisms]

god i love it when gay people are in evil toxic codependent love with each other

[marysblo0d]

[dailycatsblog]

[aavec]

I understand that people have issues with ep 3, but I’m grateful for it bc it gave us the Scott/Shane fight and therefore all of these great posts on Tumblr.com

[great-gatsby]

every reread kills me a little bit more

[great-gatsby]

reread and enjoy <3

[lestatfag]

microdosing on vampirism by drinking the blood from the wounds i create by picking my lips

[megamindsupremacy]

first rule of storing tupperware is have fun and be yourself. second suggestion is slam the cabinet door quickly and don’t worry ‘bout it.