Nicole

Elain Archeron Garden Club Member 🌸 A mother but most importantly a problem ✨

[azrielsbreedingkink]

In case anyone is unaware:

This is a leftist account. That means no ice, no trump, no white supremacy, no christian nationalism, and a hater of capitalism.

If you support this administration, you’re either stupid enough to keep choking down daddy trumps dick, or evil enough to relish in the pain of others. Normal people do not view an ice agent, who empties an entire clip into a ICU nurse, in a good light.

I’m not making plans to protect my non-white neighbors for fucking fun. Please unfollow. Actually, let me know first so I can add you to my list of people to curse 🖕🏻

[azertyrobaz]

Not anymore. They ruined it.

[classylady-1]

[ellesnezhnkova]

Now we're suddenly upset that ACOTAR has sex scenes.

Shaming Azriel for wanting Elain's 😺 (and almost getting it) is giving crusty virgin. I'm sorry.

You're just upset that he doesn't want to eat Gwyn's. You're not mad at sex, you're mad because Azriel craves Elain the same way Cassian craved Nesta. So stop trying to make this about Azriel because we all know it's not. He wasn't even thinking about getting pleasure with her, he was thinking about pleasuring HER.

No one is stopping you from reading a book without sex, girl. But that's not what pisses you off, right?

What bothers you, is that after saying "they have no chemistry" and "they have sibling vibes" you have to read that the man is drooling and begging for a taste of Elain. So now you have to act like Azriel is just fuckboy. Whatever but accepting he loves the girl you guys hate.

"OMG, a male protagonist wants to fuck a female protagonist" "and it's consensual"

You're not precisely a nun if you're debating over a Bonus Chapter IN ACOSF, PLEASE

[afloweroutofstone]

Lindsey Graham accomplished his life-long goal of seeing the US go to war with Iran and then died

[bubblegum-sullivan-13]

He’s with the Ayatollah now.

[oswinstark]

Guys Lindsey Graham just died

RELEASE THE CRABS

[azrielsbreedingkink]

Pray for Bibi he lost his bestest friend /s

Rest in piss you charlatan hope Mitch gave you a nice welcome in hell!!!!

[lovelriel]

the lovely fawn and death

[allergictononsense]

whatever they’re doing is nonsensical cus unless the title is “a court of elain and azriel” literally any other title is gonna get twisted into ribbon/pegasus core or whatever the fuck those ppl like to waffle on about. how are you gatekeeping a fucking title it’s so fucking funnysggdhdhdh 😭💀

[haruktj]

I don’t think we’re actually aware of just how much Azriel has been pining for Elain. In his BC he says he’s been looking at her present every night for a YEAR. That means thinking about her daily, imagining her/them together, searching her out, trying to touch her even for a second, making up trivialities to be able to talk to her, listening to her plans patiently, seeing her in every plant, in every color, in every person, in every sound…. For a year. And the feeling grows the more time you spend with the other person. But they want to convince you they’re not romantic.

[allergictononsense]

“Sleep, they seemed to whisper in his ear. Sleep.

I wish I could, he answered silently. But sleep so rarely found him these days.

Too many razor-sharp thoughts sliced him any time he grew still long enough for them to strike. Too many wants and needs left his skin overheated and pulling taut across his bones. So he slept only when his body gave out, and even then only for a few hours (…)”

he’s moving like he’s in heat 😭

[lovelydreamshadows]

i don't know where this idea that Elain cares about status came from and that we, the fans that really love Elain, are the bad guys for not wanting her as High Lady, when in ACOTAR she missed the "finding a rich husband season" because she wanted to travel with Feyre and in ACOWAR Lucien gives Elain his government status and she doesn't give a single fuck about him being the son of a High Lord

[allergictononsense]

comes from here. 👇

[sakurakittypeach]

btw gwynriel don't have a mating bond. there is absolutely zero evidence in the books and bonus chapters of there being one between them.

azriel shows mate instincts towards one character only and it sure as fuck isn't gwyn.

[allergictononsense]

busted out laughing

[renee715]

“I think Azriel and Elain are going to be friends!”

…same… 😌

[elainsgarden]

this fandom talks a lot of sh*t about female empowerment and girl bosses and then proceeds to hate on every single female character that’s not their bracelet wearing trio, whoo great feminism! 

[tragiclore]

I’m convinced Azriel keeps her headache powder, unopened, on his nightstand because he knows he won't—can't get anything more than that. Isn't worthy or lucky enough to. So he'll look at that damn powder like it can replace her presence. Because it's the only thing of hers he'll ever get to have. Because if not her, he'll cherish that piece of hers forever.

Watch this become Canon.

The "I was so sure I couldn't ever have you, so I held onto this one part of you with desperate hands" trope.

[tragiclore]

I’m convinced Azriel keeps her headache powder, unopened, on his nightstand because he knows he won't—can't get anything more than that. Isn't worthy or lucky enough to. So he'll look at that damn powder like it can replace her presence. Because it's the only thing of hers he'll ever get to have. Because if not her, he'll cherish that piece of hers forever.

Watch this become Canon.

The "I was so sure I couldn't ever have you, so I held onto this one part of you with desperate hands" trope.

[kosmogrl]