Helen did nothing wrong

Azrael Gaius • He/him • minors DNF • Asian • aro/ace • doodle reqs open •

[azuvist]

Hello!

I’m finally opening commissions for my artwork. If you’re interested, you can find more details here or feel free to reach out to me!

I look forward to working with you!

[azuvist]

Random Windbreaker thoughts but Actors AU ✨

Sakura is a gymnast irl and does the stunts himself, Takiishi did Ballet before he got into acting which explains their flexibility and maybe grace when they're fighting in scenes.

Choji gets mistaken as a 14 year old but he's actually 19 (older than Hiragi), auditioned for the role instead of being picked , does parkour when he doesn't have acting gigs and is pretty popular online which is also the reason why he auditioned for the role.

Umemiya and Tsubaki are in a Queer platonic relationship irl, they live together, their relationship is pretty public but they only have really small gigs, Tsubaki models often and Umemiya has done a few short ads, those who recognized them when the series aired were pretty few still. Always together on set, even when one of them doesn't have a screentime, they're barely seen without each other.

Endo is a son of the director, he has all the qualities to qualify by all means but yeah, ✨ nepotism ✨. Contrary to his role, he's acquainted with Umemiya and has done a project with him before and is the only other actor that both Umemiya and Tsubaki knew before the set.

Nerei can actually do taekwondo and one of the actors who can kick ass and it had been hilarious when he was given the role initially expected to have a very minor role but was very happy to have something important.

Suo is a child star whose manager is really good so he has roles here and there, is fucking popular, probably the most popular on the set. His manager initially wanted to turn the role down but Suo personally asked to accept it after finding out Nerei is there, they've known each other for so long.

As expected, Nerei, Sakura and Suo bonded over filming and are often found together when they're not shooting. Nerei arranges their outdoor activities often, it makes Suo turn down other projects but his manager allows it.

[kamuch-kommando]

i also have a Seid from a couple of days ago

[azuvist]

LOGGING IN LIKE

[sarafangirlart]

Y’all cannot be deadass, do you genuinely believe Nolan, a white man, was intentionally making social commentary with Helen’s race? Do you genuinely believe this story of a Greek character being recast as a black woman only to be rewritten to get abused by her white husband was actually good writing? Do you genuinely believe that Menelaus fetishizing Helen’s skin color and scarring her face to humiliate her is good reinterpretation of Helen and her relationship to Menelaus?

Mediocre white men can really get away with anything huh?

[dimglitch]

FIRST ART FIGHT ATTACK!

Character: Caius

Creator: @azuvist

Attack Me!!!

[azuvist]

THANK YOU SM

[heyfruitcake]

Now that everyone is discussing Nolan's Odyssey movie, I feel like it's a good time to let non-Italians know that the production dumped plastic props into the Italian sea. Weirdly enough I could not find any article in English about it but it's a fucking problem nonetheless.

I might translate this article later today. This one was the most complete one, even in Italian news it's not talked about that much.

L'Odissea di Nolan tra "scheletri spazzatura" e relitti: Arpa al lavoro in Sicilia, che succede

Non è la prima volta che la produzione solleva un vespaio in Sicilia. A Lipari una squadra di sub sarebbe però già impegnata a bonificare i

[ignitelimelight]

They dumped plastic skeletons in environmentally protected areas, against the literal contracts they had to sign to get the permits to film in environmentally protected areas. Like they not only did a bad ecological thing that freaked out some divers, they literally broke environmental protection laws and their contract with the Italian government

[antflights]

Hypnos 💤

i did it, finally

[azuvist]

Epic fandom reuniting to hate on Nolan

[azuvist]

I do love epic fans going to the films with cosplay, you had the whimsy Nolan didn't have.

[azuvist]

Epic fandom reuniting to hate on Nolan

[aziscribs]

"I hate Achilles!" "I hate Hector!" "I hate Odysseus!" ALL OF THEM suck. All of them suck. You hate what they did but that shouldn't blind you enough to hate them entirely as a character because they are such interesting and well written characters. I love them all. Never catch me saying I hate a bitch. I will point out their faults but I LOVE their faults. I will only ever hate a faultless bitch.

Anyway fuck Thersites

[azuvist]

Forgot to post this but my bb

[chernozemm]

Grace Rocky save stars. Grace Rocky explore each other's bodies for science.

[batsandboba]

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

[wolfythewitch]

Copycat

[voidsetup1]

and out of the darkness - you you you you you

[matchalatteenjoyer]

“it’s so disheartening when sex crazed fans can’t just leave relationships platoni—”

NO. HE HAS TO FUCK THE ROCK.

[raccoonmilf]

Chat, is it considered “abusive roommate behavior” to release a raccoon into the living space after you have asked your roommate for months to please clean up their messes (they do not pay any of the mortgage)

[raccoonmilf]

For context, when I used to live alone I would do something called “Princess Time” where I would do an initial sweep (to remove any significant hazards) and then I would release a raccoon into the living area and clean. This helped because I would 1) feel like a princess and 2) the raccoon would bring attention to things my ADHD brain had decided to ignore and I’d quickly clean that stuff up.

So like, if I’m expected to clean the house now, I will be doing it in the way that is most effective for me. And anything that has not been cleaned up after months of having sit-down talks and sending reminders and being promised things will change, might be deemed “trash” by the trash panda and thrown away.

[raccoonmilf]

We haven’t done since we moved into the house, because I didn’t want to cause my roommate or their cats destress or have their things destroyed by a raccoon

[raccoonmilf]

I am a raccoon biologist and one of the few people in the state allowed to take in captive bred raccoons that had been possessed illegally. The raccoon in the photos is Moonshine, but she is currently at the animal sanctuary where I work as I had been quarantining multiple new intakes from an abuse case. I still have two males (Rum Tum Tugger and Electra) left in my home enclosure as we are getting them neutered and then hopefully sending them to an AZA accredited zoo.

I wanna make things very clear that underneath all the whimsy, I am a trained professional.

[raccoonmilf]

Those vibes are likely because I’m the original creator of Dashcon and my personality has not changed since 2012 lmao

[fipindustries]