I miss se Ländle

Nur ein Schwabe in der großen weiten Welt (aka NRW) und sein weirder Humor | oh und ganz viel skam | genießt den Trash | ehemals allons-y-y-y

[tygerbug]

This is the money Marge. Reblog for good fortune

[cholerascum]

money marge

save me

save me money marge

give me one thousand dollars

[thelatestkate]

Shop , Patreon , Calendars , Mailing List

[pigeoninbox]

anal is so tedious to prep for. i want a yaoi hole

[heavensenthousepet]

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

[melonisopod]

[eldritchbauble]

My old person take today is that I feel like people have normalized being on your phone every single moment including when you're spending "quality" time with others so much that they're defensive if someone isn't ok with it. Yes, you have a problematic relationship with your phone and social media if you physically cannot put it down for a couple of hours to like, have dinner with your friends. It's a show of respect for other people's time and energy as well as important to be present and connect with people around you. Your parents who told you no phone at the table were right for that one.

[importantpics]

[mockva]

Man notices an Eagle eyeing the fish he just caught

[mexicain-sans-frontiers-v2]

[the-davest-of-uncles]

*gets back to the nest* baby you are NEVER gonna believe how i got this fish

[beardedmrbean]

Beyblade heavyweight division

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

This is the most unsafe thing I've seen in a while

[justeliiijah]

@osha-unofficial

[osha-unofficial]

back in the 60s they let you do this on airplanes

[sexhaver]

it's extremely funny reading historical accounts of Spontaneous Human Combustion because it follows the normal historical trend of other 1800s paranormal phenomena where it stopped happening as much right around the time cameras were invented and stopped happening entirely when everyone started carrying mini cameras in their pockets, but unlike most others of its ilk, it was effectively replaced by this mysterious phenomena where alocoholics would spill liqour on themselves and then fall asleep smoking a cigarette and turn into a fireball. nobody knows if these two things are related

[everythingfox]

Turn the sound on at your own risk

[eroscestlavie]

Why am I finding out just today that Salvador Dali designed the Chupa Chups logo

[eroscestlavie]

????

[eroscestlavie]

Hey. What

[trash-slvt]

"relax. sucking does not kill" would make for a fun shirt

[prokopetz]

I enjoy a joke about fucked up German fairy tales as much as the next nerd, but it's genuinely striking how often the source for the really fucked up stuff turns out to be "yeah, this is only in the Brothers Grimm version and doesn't appear in any extant oral tradition, and we're like 80% sure they added it themselves". To a large extent it's not German fairy tales that are fucked up, it's two specific German dudes.

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

in retrospect we probably should have given the fairy tale writing to the Brothers Happy instead

[pukicho]

They introduced a roaming minotaur to my local public library which really adds a lot of fear to the whole place

[dietranch]

healing wish

[yossyislandd]

[w0wls]

Giratina getting out of the water like:

[evilwizard]

say no more

[enbaluka-tokyo-drift]