Smoking Kills, But Only Love Can Break Your Heart

🪩💋🖤 | Elle | 28

[baby-dall]

[json-derulo]

Whenever they gave us one of those "read through ALL the instructions before you begin!" trick assignments in school where the steps lead you on an increasingly ridiculous goose chase until the final one tells you to just put your name on the paper and turn it in without doing anything else, I was always like, "Okay, but what's the point? Surely the REAL world won't be anything like this." And then I grew up and discovered that not only is the real world often exactly like that, some people won't even read the first line of the instructions even if they make perfect sense. And these people are called "co-workers"

[lilmacabe]

problematic age gap but i'm the problematic one. i am pursuing that old man, he is not safe from me.

if you see me in a relationship with a man old enough to be my dad don't save me, i'm right where i want to be.

[loreleywrites]

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

[sobcat]

getting yourself to do things is so hard omg you fucking little idiot get up

[possible-streetwear]

[stuckinapril]

I’m not the woman I was a few years ago or even a year ago but I still like to hold her hand and remind her she did her best with what she knew

[guooey]

I really really wish I was a cat, I’m not built for this capatalist society but I am built for sleeping 19 hours a day and knocking things over

[depsidase]

[vandergraafappreciator]

Absolutely love how pre-DSOTM Pink Floyd where just kind of fucking around making songs about bikes and gnomes and whatever the fuck Ummagumma was and then as soon as 1973 hit they were just like "man, life kinda sucks, doesn't it?"

[normalpersonblog]

(thinks about something someone said 2 months ago) Fuck you

[pollsaregr8]

You are reborn in a fictional place (wheel 1) with all your knowledge intact. You have a special power (wheel 2) but also have a big weakness (wheel 3). On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 meaning you don’t survive very long and 10 meaning your life is amazing, how is your life?

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Voting ended onMay 26

Picker Wheel is a wheel spinner for a random picker. Various functions & customization. Enter choices or names, spin the wheel to decide a r

Picker Wheel is a wheel spinner for a random picker. Various functions & customization. Enter choices or names, spin the wheel to decide a r

Picker Wheel is a wheel spinner for a random picker. Various functions & customization. Enter choices or names, spin the wheel to decide a r

Please tag what you got!

[australiansanta]

i’m at such a ?? time of my life i’m just ???????????????????????? like ????????

[daytrippergilmour]

There are actually 2 different eras of Pink Floyd

[womanguy]

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

[slut-jpeg]

what musical artist/band have you seen in concert the most and how many times have you seen them?

[orteil42]

Wait, you were actually born in the 1900's? Thats so cool

i am going to eat my own entire skin

[idabbleincrazy]

Reblog if you were born in the 1900's.

[avoiding-claws]