BabyNeedsBack

[maliciousindungeon]

Boris Groh is one of my favorite artists, mostly because of his works that feature LARGE skeletons just doing their thing

[maliciousindungeon]

This is by far my most successful post on tumblr and I am really fucking glad because my main man Boris deserves to be recognized for his work. Even if its mostly getting passed around in the form of memes about cheese.

[paperstorm]

Australian comedian Jim Jefferies points out the ridiculousness of American pro-gun arguments. x x

[redhead4eyes]

Welp

[saltrat88]

“You’re not my Dad!”

Hahahahaha

[norseminuteman]

“I’m in a tank and your not” is probably the best argument ever.

[overpricedvodka]

[neo-soulless]

[dsd57993215]

[babyneedsback-blog]

My weave. Is officially. Snatched.

[altonzm-deactivated20170213]

french recipes: if you’re not making this in paris then what’s the point. fuck you

italian recipes: use the left leg meat of a pig from one of three farms in this specific area of tuscany, or from this day my grandmother will begin manifesting physically in your house

[thirdtimecharmed]

american recipes: buy these three cans of stuff and put them in a pan congrats you cooked

[svynakee]

chinese recipes, as handed down from mother to child: season it with a pinch of this and some of that. you want to know the exact amount? feel it in your heart. ask the stars. yell into the void. 

[orriculum]

English recipes: boil and salt it. Okay that’s it enjoy

[digitalfare]

Greek recipes: You followed all the right steps but this isn’t quite right. I don’t know what to tell you.

[jamesandlilys]

Australia recipes: chuck it on the barbie

[monsterhighalumni]

Latinx recipes: you will never make it better than your abuela, face the facts

[wereyoulookingforsomething-deac]

Armenian recipes: spend eight days laboring over the stove. the food will be flavorful with the sacrifice of your sanity. no one will appreciate it.

[moldychesee]

Canadian recipes: It either needs more bacon, more maple syrup, more gravy, or an unholy combination of the three

[dixon-arrows-deactivated2018052]

Polish recipes: you have to toUCH THE DOUGH, FEEL THE PIEROGI IN YOUR HEART, TOUCH IT. LICK IT. SMELL IT.

[beckyhop]

Every time I see this post, I learn more about how different countries’ cuisines AND neuroses.

[visionssofgideon]

Indian recipes: there are 500 cuisines and that means 500 versions of this dish that has 500 spices so gl 

[onceuponamirror]

ashki jewish recipes: no, no. no. more onion. 

[jumpingjacktrash]

internet recipes: here is a heartwarming story about my baby sister’s third birthday that i completely made up, and a copypaste from alton brown.

[piedude]

Irish recipes:

[dreamgrl1998-deactivated2022072]

my common sense watching my idiot brain overthink everything

[justcatposts]

Heart warming story

[tntwme]

@alnoots

[howtotameyourillyrian]

@verifiefangirl @urbisie Mommies, where are my 6 ferret brothers?

[davidcarlton]

Awww

[shodaw]

Let bi boys date girls

[superimagery]

Who isn’t letting them……

[shodaw]

Gay boys who see me with a girl and say I shouldn’t be allowed in lgbt spaces because I’m actually really straight

Straight girls who see me as their “gay friend” or who say they don’t care about sexuality but wouldn’t date a boy who’s had sex with a boy

Straight people in general who say “isn’t he really just gay” or telling girls that I’m actually gay and faking it with them

Gay people who say that because I have the option of dating a girl I’m the same as the straight people who oppress our community

Gay people who say I’ll never understand oppression or what it’s like to “actually” be gay

So there’s quite a few people not letting them!!

[shodaw]

Keep reblogging this post all the comments are people showing how much they hate bisexual people

[its-pastel]

Biphobes unfollow me, you’re not welcome here. LET👏PEOPLE👏LOVE👏WHO👏THEY👏WANT👏

[nightcoremoon]

I haven’t seen a post like this for bi boys, only for bi girls. let’s fix that.

[saiasus]

[homie14]

I’m wheezing my lungs out lol

[babyneedsback-blog]

lol wild

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[kyloschuyler]

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

reblog it, because Russia can´t

[maradaisykat]

Thanks Obama 

[ghostsandgoblins]

[omnifem]

“So you’re just gonna cancel and unfollow everyone who supports Trump?”

Me:

[sseureki]

Jay Z saw something switch in Kanye before everyone else 

[drumcorpshero]

Yes

[yesthisisfatprivilege]

Triggered by Hulu

[natcritiquescartoons-deactivate]

I CANNOT believe i just read the phrase “loving mothers don’t make their children fat”

First off ignoring how illogical your arguement is ( young kids still have baby fat thank you very much)

Do you really hate fat people enough to body shame a little child? Jfc! I was fat as a child and as a 19 yr old adult i’m still fat. I love my fat and i have struggled a lot with loving my fat. But I do love my fat.

Do not ever come to my face and tell me thin privilege doesn’t exist when it actually absolutely does. And so does fatphobia

[babyneedsback-blog]

What’s your address? I’d shove those words down your throat like you do with food.

[craicchapel]

me every day on this website