Our Carefree Days Were Gone Before We Noticed

personal blog ~ Ruth Elise she/her, Norway • phannie, drarry (anti-terfs), trekkie, nostalgia One Direction&Larry, occasional swiftie • Multifandom mess and laughing at shitposts. Unintentionally having tumblr as my main source of politics and world events. Quite frankly, I'm just trying to combine the entire "tumblr experience" so please do enjoy everything my brain deems as qualified entertainment:

[s-nnoh]

someone made a website where you can declare your favorite pokemon & why. let's all see if every pokemon is someone's favorite... Together

[sonicxshadowgenerations]

:) every pokemon is someone's favorite

[monsterbutch]

this is one of my favorite reddit posts of all time

[formlessdemi]

God forbid Chippy do anything

[randomdeinonychus]

You absolutely must unmute this video.

[prunsel]

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

[computationalcalculator]

[crazysodomite]

If you're younger than 50 years there are termite queens who are older than you

[rifki16]

happy pride to them

[enki2]

[silicon-nodule]

Another one of my headcanons is that Vulcans can’t orgasm without their partners.

Hear me out: in Amok Time, Spock was going to die if he didn’t mate. Now if this meant he physically just had to cum, I think he could have easily taken care of that himself. I take this as the constant arousal can only be cured by a psychic bond or at the very least a mind meld.

I was toying with this idea in one of my recent fics and it started to make more sense to me because Vulcans only have sex once every seven years, so it shouldn’t be a huge problem to ensure you could schedule that time with your bondmate. However, Spock is half human, which is where the fun begins.

My headcanon is that he can get aroused and can have sex outside of the seven year intervals, but he is still half Vulcan, so he can’t reach completion without the final step, which is bonding/melding.

Anyway, this makes for some delicious fanfiction because I love making Spock desperate and needy for his orgasm and Jim denying him to his heart’s content, knowing that Spock can’t do anything about it.

[avontarrant]

[lazuelazuli]

@imadoctornotanescalator The way Quark interacts with Odo, is he absolutely sure it isn’t? XD

[trashmouthsworld]

Summary of Amok Time from Jim's POV-

Jim: you were unhinged. You were like some desperate howling demon. You frightened me. Do it again.

Spock: *came in his pants*

[starofhisheart]

Happy pride to those 5 seconds where Charlie Swan thought Jacob was coming out to him in the most insane way possible

[elldritch-horror]

I find it very telling that Tamsyn Muir, who came up through this hellsite, wrote books where the evil emperor starts out as a basically okay leftist millennial tumblr user.

What makes the villain the villain (inasmuch as it's useful to examine TLT characters through that kind of simplistic lens) is that when the chips are down and he has to choose, his priority is punishing the wicked, not saving the people left behind.

I would invite anyone whose engagement with their cause consists of finding the 'correct' group of people to hate, to consider whether 'evil emperor' is the next career move you see yourself taking, and if it isn't, to gently suggest disembarking from the hate train.

Because no one wants their God King to be a tumblrina called John.

[garaks-sewing-gun]

it’s so embarrassing to watch tos for the first time and be like, whoa !! 👀spock and kirk❓is anyone else kinda getting 😏some vibes 😳 as if they aren’t the founding fathers. as if they didn’t build the yaoi dimension with their bare hands. as if the current cathedrals we call home aren’t predicated upon their humble shadow puppets on the walls of plato’s fucking cave, and as if our ancestors were fools to fall for those puppets instead of geniuses, innovators, and prophets ????

[knivesandteeth]

Do you think Garak and dukat use the same hair wax/gel/cream/oil?

[lady-lazarus-13]

Only one thing can bring enemies together...and that's combat gel blue blush. On sale now.

[fluentisonus]

remember in p.e. when they'd take a bunch of insecure teenagers & be like "today we're going to play basketball" and then not teach you how to play basketball. and then put you in a group with guys who were obsessed with basketball and would get mad at you for not knowing how to play basketball. why did they do that

[arctic-hands]

B-plot with an issue with the comm system and as Rom fixes it he and Leeta begin flirting with each other and it progresses into basically phone sex but what they don't realize is that the entire conversation is being broadcast across the entire station and because Rom is working on the system he can't receive messages and no one can trace which comm unit he's working on to find him. Shenanigans ensue

It's a RomComm plot, if you will

[userlesbian]

x

[socialistfremenist]

[were--ralph]

Post the most recent gif you have with no context

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

mr were--ralph i think we all know the context as to why you saved that gif

[were--ralph]

You dont know me