Misfits Unite

To eat pie, or to not eat pie, that is the question.

[togidemicomics]

I AM A THOUSAND TONS. I AM AN INCONVENIENCE. I CAN HEAR YOUR LEG BONES FRACTURE UNDER MY TRAGIC BOTTOM. SOMEONE ASSASSINATE ME

[hydro-homies]

Can confirm this

[meckamecha]

Modern laundry sauce doesn’t cause color leaching like old laundry sauce did

[starlightandtears]

…..call it something else

[theponyarchive]

clothes marinade

[a-brad-acadabra]

Reblogging for laundry sauce

[lena221bee]

how do I find a fic that’s exactly like the one I’ve just read but also different

[miss-ingno]

^^^reasons why writers shouldn’t be worried about using the same tropes/concept/plot that’s been done before

[artisticcmr-deactivated20201124]

Mind blown

[theeternalspace]

Something I know as a reader but have to remind myself a lot as a writer. 

[edsbev]

steve doesnt realise billy possessed but doesnt question the fact that everyones trying to kill him bc he just figures theyre tired of billy being a piece of shit

[edsbev]

will, quietly in fear: billy…hes a monster

steve: ya i know dude lol i was there when he tried to beat up lucas like 6 months ago

[edsbev]

el, gravely: no theres something…evil inside him

steve: yea its called racism so whats the plan to kill him again

[assiraphales]

heaven really is just the top of an office building 

and hell is the shitty basement 

[iamthedevilswalkingstick]

The idea that they are literally in the same physical building and not millions of hypothetical miles away from each other on different planes of existence is so fucking funny to me

[autistic-space-dragon]

Falling involved being thrown down the lift shaft. Crowley just waited for the lift or took the damn stairs down.

[wetwareproblem]

“An Angel who did not Fall so much as Saunter Vaguely Downwards…”

*cut to Crowley drunk-stumbling down the stairs mumbling “where’s the bloody bathroom?” as a fire door shuts behind him with an Ominous Thud*

“All I did was ask questions.”

[invertedgender]

Men are using a powerful hashtag to fight back against emotional abuse

According to NCADV, 4 in 10 people have experienced some kind of coercive control from an intimate partner. Sadly, #MaybeSheDoesntHitYou is raising much-needed awareness for a widespread problem.

[faded-doll-hi]

This is disgusting. It really is. I hope that people gain awareness of this issue and their own situation and I really hope that we all find better.

[acruelgentleman-deactivated2018]

I appreciate the hell out of the women reblogging this. As a survivor of such emotional abuse, I know it’s vital for men to step forward and talk about their experiences. The old “man up” narrative needs to die. 

[accidental-muse]

^^^

[foxyshadow]

Absolutely right. Abuse is abuse, no matter the gender

[gajboy-deactivated20190929]

Abuse is Abuse, No Matter the Gender.

Please remember to hit anon when you send me the death threats!

[aromoji]

Yikes

[yorksilk]

Nobody is lgbt. None of us.

[demoncourse]

the exclusionists have won. They’ve excluded everyone. My god.

[sunrisetune]

For reference, “allos” = “allosexual” = “anyone who isn’t asexual / isn’t on the asexual spectrum” so, according to whichever galaxy-brained exclusionist wrote the screenshotted post, no one who’s ace or who isn’t ace is LGBT. Not a single one of us

[castookmybees]

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

Have fun in the war dumbass I’ll be at home fucking military wives

[unbossed-deactivated20251218]

[eastbayfatman]

Damn. Good way to get your fucking windows kicked in

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

shut the fuck up and raise my son bootlicker

[lowtiermemer]

All fun and games until someone with 3 confirmed kills shows up at your doorstep with a baseball bat

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

im not at my house tho, im at yours with your wife

[penguitron-deactivated20211130]

But he’s got shooters all over the world 🌎 even when he’s away

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

just shot a load in his wife

[hitting-on-cullen-deactivated20]

You ungrateful asshole. My bf might be fighting for your freedom and you’re here mocking him for keeping your pathetic ass safe from the threats of the world. If a war comes to our country, we’re not saving you, you dumbass ungrateful fuck up of a human being.

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

Your bf is fighting for oil and killing civilians and probably cheating on you he’s a scumbag, which is why I just fucked his mom to make a better son

[thetyrannosaur]

[ammit420]

in order to lead a happy life im gonna have to disappoint my parents a bit

[microweave]

not to be dramatic but this post genuinely made me consider my priorities in life and the choices i need to make for my own wellbeing

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

[valtsv]

catholics: being horny is a sin

also catholics: *commissioned multiple paintings of half or entirely naked men often with their whole ass out throughout the 16th century*

[valtsv]

catholic priest: idk i just think you’ve made this lucifer figure a bit too sexy is all

sculptor: *sweating* that’s because lust is a sin holy father

priest: oh that’s genius actually. can i hire you to paint the church cieling too.

[dwight-schrutes]

one of the most underrated characters in tv history 

[praguegirl]

so literally been reading and thinkin about the upcoming avatar sequels for like an hour. yes the blue people avatar sequels that no one wants but i’ve decided that i want them. because! it’s either going to be a complete shitshow or it’s gonna FUCK and those are the only options. dudes been workin on this shit since 2006 for NO reason. say no more. buy me a ticket. i’m there. everyone always says “oh 4 avatar sequels no one asked for that” and that’s the POINT dumbass that’s the APPEAL no one besides one dementia ridden madman has any fucking clue what these FOUR movies will even be ABOUT we could never think to ASK for them !! if the only movies people wanna make now are remakes and sequels and cash grabs i’d rather have this instead of another disney live action remake or another dull marvel movie i know exactly what’s going to happen there and newsflash it’s boring. but with fuckin avatar sequels it’s like Dude All I Know Is That These People Be Blue

[valtsv]

not to sound like a golden retriever on main but the feeling when someone praises me for something i did? indescribable

[sixth-light]

What irks me most about the whole “we can’t do what the audience expects!” attitude that has developed for big franchise stories is that, honestly, 95% of the audience isn’t thinking about it that hard. It says that creators are looking at the 5% of their audience who care the most, who are really invested in their work, often the people who care about stories and narratives in general…and perceiving that not as care, as a positive offering, but as the opening of intellectual combat. 

What a deeply tiring way to interact with the rest of the world. 

[sabra-n]

Not to mention that they’re never going to win. A fandom hive mind of any decent size will “beat” a writer’s room, every time. But that only matters if the showrunners think the point of a show is to shock rather than delight.

[moghedien]

Do people know about the long term sponsorship MBMBAM used to have with Extreme Restraints (like several months of weekly ads) where they’d have to talk about various sex toys and once had to talk about them in a completely PG-13 way for candlenights. Do PEOPLE NOT KNOW that Extreme Restraints sent the McElboys an anonymous list of all the weird shit people bought with their coupon code.

No one talks about the long period of time when the McElboys were sponsored by a sex toy/bdsm online store and put their hearts and souls into those ads and I’m afraid it’s because people don’t know about it

[zinglebert-bembledack]

[radi0-open-door]