me when the new semester starts: at last i have structured time again and responsibilities and deadlines to motivate me to be productive and make plans for the future. this term is gonna be great, i just know it!
me literally 2 days later:
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me when the new semester starts: at last i have structured time again and responsibilities and deadlines to motivate me to be productive and make plans for the future. this term is gonna be great, i just know it!
me literally 2 days later:
Lmao imagine worshiping some chump that lost a fiddle contest to a kid in Georgia
Mr Darcy, after helping Bingley propose to Jane:Â âI return to town tomorrow.â
Lizzie:Â âSo soon?â
Mr Darcy:
this is it.
this is the best tweet iâve seen.
I mean yeah
Iâm just a dumb bitch⊠standing in front of a romcom⊠asking it to fill the void in my life with somewhat unattainable representations of romantic love
Is Tahani Al Jamil the dear friend of telenovela star Rogelio de la Vega or is Rogelio de la Vega dear friends with philanthropist and socialte Tahani Al Jamil?
Gus being completely done with Shawn with wii music in the background
kids have no concept of anything. i walked into my kindergarten class and one kid asked me what my name was. when i said miss jones, he said âi like that name. did you know iâm in love with youâ
i asked my four year old cousin how old he thought i was going to be at my next birthday and he said 8. im 23
once i told a 6 year old that i had finished school and was doing âmore schoolâ [university] and she asked âwhy havenât you found anyone to marry thenâ
We were at a museum and I was asking for the student discount and my nine year old cousin looks up at me with his eyes wide and says âwait youâre a STUDENT??â
I used to babysit these three kids and the eldest who was around 11 at the time was talking about how adults are boring and when I told him I was an adult he said, âThatâs not true, youâre my ageâ
our aunt teaches and she has this story about a little girl who really was always pretty quiet in class and then on the final day of kindergarten she just up and stated âiâm all teached now. i donât need to be teached anymore. iâm done of being teached.â
once when i was 19, I told my little cousin that i was 19 and she looked up at me with huge eyes and went, âDoes that mean you donât have to bring an adult with you to the pool?â
My 6 year old cousin saw me driving for the first time, looked up at him mom and said âdoes that mean she is married now?â
I watched my dad and my niece (3 at the time) arguing over a pair of pants and whether or not they were also a dress. My neiceâs argument was that they were, in fact, also a dress because they were blue.
I asked the kids in my daycare class what they thought I should be for Halloween and this little boy goes, âooh I know! A pickle! Youâd be such a good pickleâ
On the first day of class with my favorite student of all time, I said, âAre you okay? You look like you have a question.â And she looked me right in the eyes and said, tremulously,
âCan a piranha eat a stapler?â
One time I was working with a kid and he looked up at me and asked âDo you have a boy?â I had no idea what he was talking about, but I told him that I did not have any boys. He looked shocked and then deeply concerned and said âWell, you better hurry up and shave your arms so you can get married; August is next month!â
I was sitting on the floor with my 3yo niece and we were playing with her younger brotherâs alphabet blocks and the O had an octopus on it. Â So I picked it up and asked her what it was.
âOctopus,â she said, all curls and smiles.
âAnd what kind of animal is an octopus?â I asked.  I was looking for âfishâ or âsea creatureâ but I would have accepted almost anythingââweird,â âgross,â even âslimy.â  âUnderwaterâ or âit lives in the oceanâ would have also been acceptable.Â
She looks me right in the eye and says, happy as a clam, âItâs a cephalopod.â
I havenât been the same since.
I once told my cousinâs daughter that I had to go to work, she insisted that I did not because I was ânot all the way tall yetâ.
me: i wanna write
someone: then⊠write?
me:
iâm such a slut for classic literature⊠an edgar allan hoe if you will
please, its 2:30 am, please stop
Every time I see this Iâm not sure if its fandom content or just a summary of what being piss drunk with your best friend is like but either way itâs Perfect
family: join us at the poolÂ
o no what is this
The Truth about Peppa Pig