@bad-wolf-is-i - Tumblr Blog

rasputin didnt become a fucked up sex wizard until he was like 30. your life doesn't end at 25 <3

if you're in your mid twenties and you're reading this you still have plenty of time to inadvertently topple a dynasty just by being really fucking weird and horny. don't worry.

catsuggest

my whereaboutes are unknown & im willn't be revealinge them.

accountingacademic

Hmmm, where's kitty gone? [goes to top up the food dish]

catsuggest

whereaboutes revealed: im now directlé beneath your feet

c-umpulsive

*old southern cowboy drawl* listen, pardner. this bed IS big enough for the both of us so come cuddle already

something-existing-somewhere

Sorry I Spent all mY spoons this week already and it's fucking Tuesday. We're heading to the knives

draintheblood

heard porn bots might be following you guys again. sorry about that. but in some good news i have been gaining many new followers who are real stunningly beautiful women. welcome ladies :)

paper-mario-wiki

this video is immensely troubling, why has god decided to bring it my way through the tides of the internet

durbikins

Raging Demon

burkymakar

logically, i know that the philadelphia flyers know the worker who wears the gritty costume but it’s so much funnier to imagine that none of the flyers have ANY idea.

burkymakar

UMM???

mar64ds

‘enemies to lovers’ sure okay, but nothing wil ever beat THIS dynamic

thestuffedalligator

9 to 5 enemies, 5 to 9 lovers

This is some of the best comedy delivery conceivable

tians-heart

credit goes to: tiktok account-@riskhappy, idk if she has a youtube channel or anything

anyway this is pretty funny so enjoy

koipondering

I love this video

mediocreferoxiace

Thats her husband tho not her dad ;u;

squided

What’s up with the fairly recent trend of leap years all being bad fucking years like 2008? Shit. 2012? Fucking shit. 2016? Absolute fucking shit. I’m just gonna predict 2020 is gonna be the Most Absolute Stinky Piece of Shit year to date

squided

Date of Origin: July 3, 2018