[badgerofdoom]

I feel like there are two flavors of neurodivergence

One, you'd be really good as Orpheus and would get your wife back

Or two, it would go exactly as it did

[bnq]

evereybody come over we”re

[sisyphusrex-deactivated20260202]

[terrar1an7]

y’all ever dissociate while staring at an incredibly bright surface

[theragamuffininitiative]

tumblr users being generally knowledgeable about phishing attempts and scams and yet not hesitating to click various links from unknown users because they say such things as "spin the wheel to determine your alvin and the chipmunks band persona based on my favorite italian desserts" and we go "heck yeah."

[septemberequinox]

casual survey: reblog if you want to kiss a girl right now

[badgerofdoom]

Lady Longbottom is my role model

Both character and actor/actress

[aceofspadesmc]

controversial opinion about sfth:

[badgerofdoom]

SPOILERS FOR EPISODE 4 OF LS&TSF

I'm obsessed with the fact that Carlos, running for his life, tripping, falling, scrambling

His last thoughts were that the mudlarks knew he would die

Not the fact that the tea was removed, not a loved one, not his "friends"

But a feeling of betrayal

🥲🥲🥲🥲

[badgerofdoom]

Holy shit

I I don't know what to say

Genuinely left me sobbing

I thought surely it can't be that bad, surely everyone is just overreacting, or just one thing went badly

I am truly devastated in a way that I don't remember ever being for any kind of ttrpg

[blairwitchdiaries-deactivated20]

👀👀 not gonna name names but SOME of u are sweet and kind and deserve the world and i am rooting for u

[questionableaardvark]

@h3adph0nez @ola-na-tungee @magnus-ohpuss @rangerofthesouth @randomfangirl32 @mrecury42 @not-an-idiot @noxlotl @attheendhello @mincetheungratefulbrat

[rangerofthesouth]

@questionableaardvark SAME TO YOU FRIEND, same to you!!!!!<3

@appalachianapologies @edelyra @oooooooohhh-somerseeeet @bluelir @yourdarklordmelkor @curioushabitforarivergod @ihadtofindyou @a-very-salty-dragon @anariel-the-elrond-apologist @lostsprit @pigsducksflowers

[yourdarklordmelkor]

@rangerofthesouth right back at you friend :)

@thatonebadideapanda @thehighvisionary @thesixidiotfanaccount @epicsfthghosts @badgerofdoom @dykehepburn @m0ose-idiot @bbcghostsupdates @brightstrangeworld @rachaeljurassic @zephlovesspacestuff @sofaseduction @kit36sblog @averageghostsenjoyer @emolgana @bloody-beans @fitzloser @tatikawaissad @bitsyslemonjuice @ineffable-swiftie23 @bandcampgremlin @wowwhatafunnyusername @weird-trash-panda @strawberryteaordissonance @masterofiodine @pee-bee + all the mutuals i have forgotten know that i am sending you the best vibes :)

(no need to respond just want you to know you are loved)

[badgerofdoom]

Awww thank you!

@hatsoff-forgandalf @terrar1an7 @magnus-ohpuss @altaruwusmolboiz @wethewatchers @saraalhashimi1

[badgerofdoom]

Everybody and their closest family member wish me luck

I am about to embark on (change) a 3.5 hour emotional journey

[badgerofdoom]

The three part harmony or whatever the boys have going on during the Raining Men singing in freeze scratches my brain in such a specific way

Also in a similar vein, one clip from the Horrible Histories song Love Rats where it's a clip of William the conqueror and then some 19th century British king doing a little dance while they sing

And these two things are the same to me

[badgerofdoom]

The hardest choice known to humanity

Sleep

Or watch the last episode of Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Fireballs

[badgerofdoom]

THREE AND A HALF?!?

I do not have the time unfortunately

[satan-offical]

for every note on this post I increase the final boss fights HP by 10 in my campaign

[badgerofdoom]

The hardest choice known to humanity

Sleep

Or watch the last episode of Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Fireballs

[rotting-in-red]

RB GAME!!!

your username is now ur ability

Describe it in any way that you'd use it or what it would do

Like mine is rotting in red, so my ability should probably be able to cause any being to decay by infecting their blood or smth

Tags ↓

@silvertrail-forgotten @tilskkarishma @the-weeping-menhera-idol @urlocalenigma @dig1tal-devil @dyztopia @l1ttl3-b0r3d-b4by @mamegoma-seal @1moldshouldbedoinghomeworknow @plague-crane @potatothemouse @sugarysakurakitty @c0nfessionsofar0ttens3na @crushmyprettyheart

[ultimate-hopes]

So like... I'm just Izuru Kamukura?

[annamanguchi]

well well well um my superpower is my fucking nickname

tagging!

@purezneon @devilishluv @mikantsumiki5432 @miikadosannoji

i don't have any more people to tag! TwT

[purezneon]

I can... Purify things and make them glow? I guess?

@theskirtisdior @avoyuki-avocado @idiasnacho @creamcrepesdotcom @cy-more-like-cry

[avoyuki-avocado]

Y know what I can do??

I can magically make avocados appear in my hand and I will destroy the avocado economy >:3

Tagging : @drowsy-king @misteria247 @fingerless-glovez @hiromi-seika

[drowsy-king]

Tysm for the tag, Avo!

.....

So

I'm a sleepy king who can BASICALLY MAKE OTHER PEOPLE BE SLEEPY AND FORCE THEM TO SLEEP HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

.w.

Sorry guys, my evil, villain ahh side came out/j

@0roi-de-poison0 @bladevoyager @gh0stfl0wer25 @xiaxiaoo @plateapus @miniatureteaset + free tags

[xiaxiaoo]

uhhh. Im an alien maybe? woooo

@yeaveragenerd @neodith @orkiidorkii @jellyfishhyy @mochi-does-art +free tags

[yeaveragenerd]

My ability is to answer any question asked of me completely accurately

This comes at the cost of my social skills and so everyone finds me annoying

@picklefish27 @domithekingoffools @catdisguisedasaduck + open tags

[picklefish27]

I can turn any pickle into fish, and any fish into a pickle

however the pickle that was a fish will still taste like a fish and the fish that was a pickle will still taste like a pickle

@l0velyl4vender + open tags :D

[l0velyl4vender]

WHOOPPEE WHOIPPEE!!!

My power would probably be growing lovely lavender. Worlds best lavender plants. Bestest ever at growing lavender!

@captchascreensaver @mira-marbles @sagerinothethird + open tags cause I keep forgetting my other mutuals users 😔

[mira-marbles]

I throw giant marbles at people.

Fear me.

@inkanddragons @in-echoes-forever @cameforstuff @hydralutris @greenbunny7

[cameforstuff]

I come and take your stuff and nothing can stop me hehe

@glacierruler @greenbunny7 @chaseerr0rcode

[greenbunny7]

I have the power of moss and fluff on my side! >:3

@pickledoesthetumbling @mira-marbles @thenoellebird @skelewashere @lostsprit @empressofsamoyeds @aroace-get-out-of-my-face @therealstanfordpines @sharksfrommars @kagaintheskywithdiamonds @primreaperstuff @anarchysammichh @heideez @sunnylolli @jellybeanjo

And anyone else of course <3

[lostsprit]

Thank you for the tag :)

Since my username is lostsprit my powers must be s

Like summoning lost spirits or like necromancy idk man

Tag time <3

@babyblankyerror @thenoellebird @themeeperscreepers @fraythet1red @noodlesandchips @weedletum @welcome-listeners-to-night-vale @mrecury42 @therainatdawn @wethewatchers @vincysfth @doppoppin @close-your-eyes-daisuke @chaoticallystupd21 @quantumm76 @localcelestialcreature62 @ennardbird @0-amateur-writer-0 @stoicjewel @phantombegruvia @beewisp @frog-lord-offical @galactic-squiddo @rangerofthesouth @punmasterintraining @d0ct0r-tyl3nol @cloveriz @acebelongs @lunarosequarts +anyone else ofc ;)

[rangerofthesouth]

@lostsprit thaaaaaank you for the tag!!!!

Heheheh... OOOHHHH I'd be a cool DnD/lord of the rings style ranger with a nifty bow and a quiver of arrows that never runs out. But I'd only ever be able to be a ranger in the south of any region!

@oooooooohhh-somerseeeet @edelyra @magnus-ohpuss @questionableaardvark

AND ALL DAH MOOTS if you see this you should consider yourself tagged.. mostly because I cant remember other usernames and this is fun

[oooooooohhh-somerseeeet]

@rangerofthesouth thank you for the tag this is fun !!

...ummmmm maybe my username works the same was as 🎵oooooooohh encouraging soooong🎵 ?? And I can inspire the people around me by randomly going oooooooohh somerseeeet :)

@bitsyslemonjuice @ineffable-swiftie23 @bandcampgremlin @epicsfthghosts @badgerofdoom @thehighvisionary @wowwhatafunnyusername @weird-trash-panda @curioushabitforarivergod @strawberryteaordissonance @pee-bee + anyone i have forgotten or who sees this post :)

[badgerofdoom]

I think I can summon the badger of doom, either like a familiar or a demon lord or something

@hatsoff-forgandalf @terrar1an7 @magnus-ohpuss @altaruwusmolboiz

[gnomebutch]

there’s no such thing as tmi. let’s overshare together ❤️

pads

tampons

cup

birth control that stops periods

free bleeding

crumpled up toilet paper or whatever else works just shoved up there

gnome

Voting ended onMay 26