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Satan's favorite kind of cookie? Sinnamon probs.

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Whats a stoner's second favorite plant?

A turnip

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How do cell phones communicate?

Through their semi-permeable membranes

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What do you call a blind man with no eyes?

a blnd man

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If scholars put on thinking caps, do comedians put on punderwear?

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This just in: the cornfields have been leaking all of the governments secrets. How do they know these secrets?

well I guess you could say that the corn is all ears

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What do unicycles wear?

attire

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"The operation is going to be very difficult" said the doctor. "We will have to put tiny organic life forms that are created by extracting your genetic information, which will be used to grow these tiny clone creatures. We will inject these into your body and they will help us with the operation."

we call this new technology "In person aiders"

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What do you call a cashew in space? An Astronut

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What do you call a T-rex that just worked out? Dinosore.