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fartingintheshower

Best @dril tweet

So long suckers!

Blocked. blocked. blocked.

If your grave doesn’t say “rest in peace”

Food $200

If the zoo bans me for hollering at the animals

I’m not owned!

Issuing correction on a previous post of mine

Another day volunteering at the Betsy Ross museum

Jail isn’t real

Different tweet/ will put in tags

Voting ended onApr 30, 2023

recherche-raptor

nobodysuspectsthebutterfly

zepuffer

Can anyone hear m;e 😃☝️

abilugarak

Mark Alaimo being one of the first Cardassians and having That Neck really makes me wonder what it's like to go into a sci fi show and have make-up artists suddenly make you aware of the fact you got a big ass neck

cumdumpstiel

we have to make love. or the warp core will destabilize

cumdumpstiel

oh noooo shields are offline and hull integrity is down to 20%... there's only one thing for it...... we have to fuck nasty

lesspopped

inesk-art

A glass of kanar Commission for the lovely @samcentral! Yes, I'm open for commissions :D.

#mikhail bulgakov #bulgakov #master and margarita #bezdomny #berlioz #russian literature #russian lit memes #russian #ivan bezdomny #oc

catchymemes

shmypko

hoping no one did this yet

im literally him fr fr

tolstoesky

it’s very funny to me that when dostoevsky was coming up with verkhovensky’s character he was all like “i’m going to make a villain. a true demon. this man is pure evil. he represents everything that is wrong with russia. he isn’t capable of love or being loved.” and then created this gay little twink of a man with daddy issues and a toxic crush

novae953

can’t believe dostoevsky invented would you still love me if i was a worm

transxfiles

most people watch the x files because they either want to see aliens or watch mulder and scully kiss. coincidentally the x files is a show that is well known for avoiding showing us aliens at all costs and also not letting mulder and scully kiss.

transxfiles

yes this is the show about aliens with the two fbi agents who are definitely in a situationship. no we're not going to show you aliens no we're not going to show you whatever the fuck is going on with mulder and scully. that's none of your business actually.

transxfiles

x files statistically more likely to show you aliens than to show you mulder and scully kissing. really its a testament to the importance of work/life balance when you really think about it. oh, you wanna know why mulder has the key to scully's apartment? you wanna know why scully's sleeping over at mulder's house? frankly none of your business. lets talk about those little alien costumes. are nt the little alien costumes soo sillay.

theinformationcollector

TIL Many haunted houses have been investigated and found to contain high levels of carbon monoxide or other poisons, which can cause hallucinations. The carbon monoxide theory explains why haunted houses are mostly older houses, which are more likely to contain aging and defective appliances.

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