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a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay

You just teleported to the last movie you watched! how is it going?

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FUCK YOU I'M IN THE BACKROOMS NOW

dead

results

Remaining time: 1 day 22 hours

#the devil wears prada #that's just new york. im fine

chromaticabrasions

girl, i specifically told you to put your records on

plague-vulture

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

#i'll always put on a podcast or a video or smthn to entertain me as i work and then im done and like i didn't even get to the good part yet.

throwupgirl

drinking wikipedialyte until i have the sum of all human knowledge

jewfrogs

falling asleep during the day: slipping away on a clouds so easy

falling asleep at night: I heard an ant gasp downstairs

sexygaywizard

FUCK AMERICA HAPPY 100TH BIRTHDAY CEASAR SALAD 🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽❗❗❗

kaban-bang

blackshvck

Chappell Roan was right. it is like a hundred ninety nine degrees

mikilavellan

And no one is even doing it with me

bialkii

*sighs sadly* doing it with me…

deadpowol

dontliveinthefuture

fast car by tracy chapman isnt even a song thats God

a-book-of-creatures

This is stupid! Were you born yesterday? (the mayfly’s big limpid eyes fill with tears as it looks at me) oh god I’m so sorry oh no oh god

#bug post

aroundmeblackbats

when you go to bed significantly earlier than usual, a little menu should pop up asking if you want Wake Up Early or More Sleep. and then you should get what you requested. that's my human body UI improvement for the day.