virtual fairy circle

any pronouns step in my circle pretty please.

[aropride]

They’re letting people born in 2005 be 21

[aropride]

There could be an ‘05 baby at the club and you wouldn’t even know. Terrifying. Please stay safe out there

[tlirsgender]

The thing about being a big mean dyke is that you don't even have to do anything you can literally just act like a person instead of a prey animal and it pisses people off cause you're supposed to apologize for being born wrong or something

[tlirsgender]

Me: hey man how's it going

People in real life: are you going to hurt me

[tlirsgender]

☝️ This is a trap btw acting like everyone in the world wants to kill you with hammers at a moment's notice is *also* strange and offputting. We're cooked regardless. This is why you need to be a bigger meaner dyke about it

[boarofthenorth100]

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

Yes, come on in!

[boarofthenorth100]

Ok

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

Yes, yes, come in to my cabin, watch your step please.

[boarofthenorth100]

You Have A Lovely Hombe

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

Thank you, Horace. Sit, make yourself at hombe. Or would you like to play a game of Billiards in my special room over here?

[boarofthenorth100]

Oh I Just Love To Play Balls

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

We’ll get along splendidly, then.

Some wine?

[boarofthenorth100]

Oh Enough Chit-Chat And Lets Talk Creams.

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

Go on.

[boarofthenorth100]

Well I Just Love Creams. Well They Taste Good. And. Oh The Texture An-

…

*Shrnf…*

Smells Of Steel.

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

*All pretense and friendly affect is dropped, eyes fixing coldly on the boar*

*Advances*

[boarofthenorth100]

Well I Simply Knew All A Long

*And Horace Delivers A Series Of Funny Kicks And Rageful SMACKS To The Assailant’s Solar Plexus And Hip Bones*

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! DEFL…AAAA…a.aa….aaating….

[boarofthenorth100]

Hm Hm Hm That Aought To Teach You Scoundrel

*Horace Turns His Handsome Snout To Face YOU*

Rememboar: Dont Go In A Strangor’s House Or Something I Forget

[beingharsh]

[peeta-mellark]

Jennifer’s Body 2009, dir. Karyn Kusama

[therooftopgardensystem]

i'm thinking of botw again which means im thinking of how i am such a whore for post post post apocalypse. i dont mean fallout, where everything is dark and gritty, although that does have its own place. i mean breath of the wild, stray, naussicaä valley of the wind, castle in the sky, minecraft, the wild robot. i mean a world that has known grief and pain, but time goes on. you find those scars and the tears, but the moss has grown overtop it. the pain is softened by the nature around it, because nature will never stop, even in the face of the world ending

[greelin]

love & light

[blackshvck]

Chappell Roan was right. it is like a hundred ninety nine degrees

[redstonedust]

being too warm during the day: well, this sucks, but this temperature makes sense because the sun is up, and the sun is making me warm. i am unhappy but logically i can deal with it for now.

being too warm at night: what if i kill everybody.

[tlirsgender]

I think it's cute when depictions of our solar system include earth's moon. Like yeah sure the moon's invited. We just like her

[tlirsgender]

Like simplified models that don't have Literally Everything just the planets. And our moon #OurMoon

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[eebie]

I just ate one

[eebie]

You can lie when you name things

[nosfera-tits]

Basically I like when there’s garlic and onion

[hellgrub]

they should teach dogs how to type so they can go on Fragrantica

[hellgrub]

they should teach dogs how to type so they can go on Fragrantica

[hellgrub]

they should teach dogs how to type so they can go on Fragrantica

[stonermossprince]

like two ships frotting in the night