Balshamharoth The Grand and Evil

I AM BALSHAMHAROTH AND MY NAME MEANS EVIL. I am a wizard of great and evil power. I exist only to spread misery and descent. everything that is right I oppose. everything that is good I do bad.

[balshamharoth]

If you think my advice or actions terrible know I did utter so completely on purpose.

I am evil, nothing I say should ever come across as a good thing.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

it's healthy for academics to have professional feuds. enrichment activity

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Holy shit. "The demese ef the Ne'enderthels: Wes lengege a fecter?" published in the Science magazine

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

short but sweet

[balshamharoth]

I instinctively read this in a french accent since it made it easier to read aloud

[mr-kiwi-the-wizard]

"Demon who proves he's superior to humans by working a 9-5 job" sounds very much like something out of an anime. But garenteed they're going to look like a generic anime twink.

I want to see Balshamharoth in his demon form just behind the counter of his next temp job trying to sell burgers for the price of a human soul.

[balshamharoth]

I assure you, no one wants to see me in my demon form. Nor would such an action make anyone more inclined to sell their souls to me for a meal.

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

Population decline is a serious issue... How will tradition survive without children to feed to the child-eating witches? Without babies to skin for our baby-skin-bound manuscripts? Without teenagers to send to their deaths on doomed quests to fulfill our own fanatical beliefs?

You are ruining everything and destroying all of society forever by trying to make your own choices so desist immediately, ungrateful peasants.

[balshamharoth]

Perhaps if the peasentry would stop abolishing their monarchys we would have a much larger pool of hopeless busy bodies to send off to cursed I'll fated deaths.

Do you know how hard it was to preserve prince Philip while also cursing his very essence?

It was very hard I tell you what.

[evilwizard]

the gimmick blogs are like tumblr’s rogue gallery. yes we’ve got some heroes, yes we’ve got some villains, but more importantly if you look over here you will see some freak who devotes all their time to counting the number of “t’s” in a post

[balshamharoth]

You envoke Tumblr users into existence like a mad hermit who needs a god of washing dishes to clean his one wooden bowl he owns

[foxgirlofficial]

what the fuck. that’s my fucking sona on the left. what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck

[balshamharoth]

You have been aquired by the Chinese

Do not resist

[balshamharoth]

If you hold a KOS sign above their head your legally allowed to shoot them

[drearyhours]

the best joke scp is the one where the scp itself is just typical mediocre normal scp fare (dark matter bracelet that kills people) but the joke is that the scientists behave like scp community members instead of actual scientists

[drearyhours]

[evilwizard]

my liege you cannot trust this buffoon. he doesn’t even begin every other sentence with “my liege.” he‘ll never whisper in your ear the way i do it, my liege. sire. your fuckableness

[balshamharoth]

What kind of liege would I be if I wasn't pitting my o so loyal servents against each other. Each vying for my favour and attention. Wouldn't things between us be more exciting with a little competition?

[teathattast]

[nick-nonya]

"that'd make her an evil witc-" WRONG! Ketamine Apes, ATTACK!

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[teathattast]

Ahem excuse me but what is he doing here

[balshamharoth]

What's more deadly. An army of monkeys led by a Gorilla or an army of Gorillas lead by a monkey.

Cheif commander Bingle is proof that the answer is always more Gorilla!

[podencos]

[podencos]

[balshamharoth]

We should abolish the police, the army and that accused Guild of Heroes.

[lichposting]

Can’t sleep because fireworks auuuu

[powerpuff-save-the-day]

Powerpuff Girls was actually a show about a group of small children crushing the patriarchy and no one will convince me otherwise

[loosescrewslefty]

Anyone who tries to convince you otherwise obviously wasn’t watching the same show.

[wessasaurus-rex]

reasons why i love this show so much 

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

I love that the most tiny feminine delicate sweetheart of the three does the traditionaly masculine chores. Kinda makes me wanna see a teen Bubbles change a tire in a pretty dress and hair bow.

[kittilumpo]

honestly i think my fav part of this gifset is the fact that those last two are probably supposed to be Their Chores but only Bubbles is doing them like that is peak sibling energy, flawless execution

[socialistexan]

Didn’t PPG have a villain that was specifically meant to mock feminists as man haters that use feminism to harm others?

[pretz3l-log1c]

They did and if you watch the whole episode you see the PPG get tricked into letting the villain committ crime out of female solidarity.

Then several women step in to talk to the PPG about how the villain is using feminism as a scapegoat to get away with toxic and criminal behavior. And how what the villain is doing isnt actually feminist at all.

Like that episode was very good about addressing toxic behaivor from people who are supposedly woke or whatever.

An episode a lot of Tumblr should watch given the rampant radfem and terf ideology that gets spread on here.

[youneedjesus01]

in conclusion

stan powerpuff girls for clear skin

[missoyashirou]

Additionally: look at Bubble’s smile and pure joy when her sisters bring up her role. That’s not a child who’s getting shunted with the sibling chores, that’s a child who decided one Sunday morning “I’m going to wash the car, it sounds fun!” and no one has stopped her since. 

[pageofheartdj]

this show is a gem <3

[balshamharoth]

The hungry, useless and desolate need to eat too.

Go to your local farm and pillage it.

[newtsfrogstoads]

Going from being an introverted lurker on reddit to trying to post my own stuff here is so wild. I keep typing out a post, deleting it, then retyping because I think it's not good enough but then I look at other posts and why am I so worried?

It's like I'm at a fancy Italian restaurant and keep glancing around the room to see which hand people use to pick up the forks. But then I realize that everyone is shoveling spaghetti into their mouths using their bare hands and I'm like ah okay so I'm clearly overthinking this

[newtsfrogstoads]

This restaurant is absolute chaos and I'm giving it 5 stars

[gavamont]

An owl wizard that enchanted her gizzard so that when she’s ready to spit out an owl pellet, it launches at 120 miles per hour and infused with necrotic energies. That means after you’ve been struck by the pellet, the bones within start attacking you.