Jay Kay

He/Him - Married - art blog: dirt-is-yummy

[theboost]

Why don’t we let the guy whose every plan could be reasonably construed as an abstract suicide attempt take a crack it

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[hellallamerican]

he just looks so torture-able . like it would be a disservice NOT to torture him.. . he WANTS to be tortured

[00000066]

[t0xicmold]

bateman doodle

[lilabayard]

personally i don’t think you should be allowed to all sexy about cannibalism if you can’t Also handle rape and incest themes in fiction but that’s Me

[brotherrapist]

im literally an incest rape blog but i think this is dumb. way more people have actual trauma around incest and rape than do around cannibalism. makes complete sense that they could handle cannibalism but be triggered by the other two. its not a moral failing to have triggers.

[digitalmyyth]

so cutes..

[chipthekeeper]

I have a lot of pet peeves but I think the biggest one is when people say things like “oh it’s such a small town, only 35,000 people” like bitch my town has 200 people, you need to pick a new adjective 

[thegoldengals]

According to Wikipedia, a small town is 1,000-20,000 people. So although you are correct in stating that 35,000 people is not a small town (it is a large town), you are incorrect in thinking that you live in a town. You live in a village. You are a villager.

[chipthekeeper]

I…… don’t know what to do with that information……a villager…

[mihai-florescu]

Languages tend to peak at their word for butterfly. Never seen 2 that are the same, either. Papillon. Mariposa. Borboleta. Fluture. Vlinder. Schmetterling. Pillangó. Babochka. Farfalla. Sommerfugl. Perhonen. Farasha. Titali. Chōchō. Nabi. Húdié. Buom buom. Great job guys, i really mean it.

[skinks]

I love that thing when people get a little bit tongue-tied and garble what they’re trying to say so they make a little “blegh” 👅 noise and start over. verbal reset button. hitting the top of the tv to unscramble the signal

[bedupolker]

Holding hands 💛💛

[bananabreadslug]

@plantcore-posterboy

[tiredleekaz]

We as a fandom are all collectively in love with Ryland Grace tummy

[bananabreadslug]

@plantcore-posterboy

[johnnycrass]

u can be actively suicidal on here and people will tag it with their fandoms

[pixxeidust]

women's beauty standards:

- hourglass body shape

- tiny waist

- long legs

- large eyes

- no body hair

conclusion:

conventionally attractive woman

[monarobot]

Greek philosophy be like

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[zer0brainc3lls]

Rocky dumbing down his speech for Grace only reinforces the idea that Grace is a kid in the other Eridians eyes and multiple conversations are happening at once..

Eridian scientist: why did they send a baby to space?!

Rocky: Grace is not a baby. He’s a fully grown human and you all need to respect that-

At the same time another Eridian: the human is thirty!! Are you COMPLETELY sure he’s not a child? He’s barely coordinated!

Rocky: Grace is very sick!! Of course he’s not coordinated you fucking idiot-

ALSO at the same time: did you not think to teach him how to understand us properly?? Let alone communicate with us.

Rocky: he doesn’t have the vocal cords for most of our sounds!! And we were WORKING on him being able to understand proper speech but he’s delirious?! The fact he’s conscious is a miracle-

Grace who is visible stressed and half covering his ears but also trying to listen: what’s going on?? I can’t hear you guys it’s too loud- Rocky what’s going on?!

Rocky: apology apology other Eridians ask dumb dumb dumb questions, Rocky tell Grace later. Grace sleep now Rocky handle.

Grace just nods with bleary eyes and knocks out almost immediately, and the other Eridians are giving Rocky the equivalent of a raised eyebrow in unison.

[spaceybread]

[butch-king-frankenstein]

@terreurs :)

[terreurs]

ooh thank god