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Registered nurse, BSN. NICU. Epileptic. Nature lover. If you're from my work and find my blog, this isn't for you to read, so please don't.

[duprsamr-blog]

Holy fucking shit I’m so god damn horny

I need a dick ASAP

[banananutyogurt]

I just rediscovered tumblr and I’m just here to say lol

[catsuggest]

good morninge immediotely

or else

[hugsandkissu]

or else what, cat?

[catsuggest]

[sheabutterbitch]

moving away from the ‘success is the best revenge’ ideology as I am realizing that loving myself through my failures is the true way to prove everyone wrong

[gifsboom]

Baby armadillo.

[cosmictuesdays]

Humans will pet anything.

[toffeecape]

How wonderful, then, to live on a planet full of creatures that like to be petted!

[badgengar]

“ How wonderful, then, to live on a planet full of creatures that like to be petted!”

It truly is.

[thegoodvybe]

[donutsquishy]

there he goes

[radical-eirini-deactivated20210]

a king on his steed

[blue-july]

[amortizing]

“Maybe I’m too busy being yours to fall for somebody new.”

— Arctic Monkeys - Do I Wanna Know? (via amortizing)

[swordscomic]

Last post of the year, I guess! Thanks to all my new followers for joining.  Have you tried the site yet? www.swordscomic.com If you’re not following me on Instagram, now is a great time!  We’re getting super duper close to 100k followers! https://www.instagram.com/swordscomic/

[damianimated]

If they won’t let you play in their reindeer games you don’t have to light their sleigh tonight! 

[surprisebitch]

watch until the very end

[ruffboi-mags]

i know this is literally just an ad for fuckin cornetto ice creams but this is precious.

hope you didn’t string that girl along too much tho, boyo :P

[willsmithsmackedtheshitoutofme]

He’s not having it!

[thicclem0n-deactivated20200108]

he really said im cold tho

[15shadesofshananigans]

Made my night

[ashsweet]

Neptune belongs to the lesbians babe 💙💙💙

[tiktokarchive]

[fallcaesar]

Santa is on strike due to global warming.  All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger.  Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“MUST BRING PRESENTS TO GOOD CHILDREN”

“Yes good”

“AND EAT THE BAD ONES”

“Wait no”

“EAT THEM”

“sasha no”

[tolkientrash]

@burstofhope the Christmas tiger is watching

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

She is making a list

It is not easy with her paws but she is making it

[iguanamouth]

shes almost here

[miscriont]

Okay fine this is the ONE Christmas thing I will reblog before Thanksgiving BUT THAT’S IT

[craptaztic]

SASHA’S BACK ON MY DASH!

[mace-from-outerspace]

Y’all better behave, you have two months

[aseriouscomedian]

You better watch out

You better watch out

You better watch out

You better watch out

[breelandwalker]

ALL HAIL SANTA CLAWS

[m3rryg4m]

I’m a hopeless bromantic, high five me in the rain, fistbump me gently as the sun sets.

[weaselle]

finger gun me from below my balcony in the night. Wink as we exchange chin nods from across a crowded ballroom

[solosprincess]

Not to get emo on main but you ever think about how the troop sang about their dreams of finding “a girl worth fighting for”, and they think their girl worth fighting for is one of romance, but the song abruptly comes to a halt when they find a different girl worth fighting for.

A tiny girl that had been killed at the hands of the Huns. A child too weak, too small to have any chance of withstanding the murderous invaders. That is their girl worth fighting for.